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Monday
00:31
Private chat between PurplePetal and DarkStorm
PurplePetal: darling is that you in the kitchen
DarkStorm: no, i’m in my room. why…?
PurplePetal: hmmmm alright
PurplePetal: just heard some noises so
DarkStorm: it’s probably nott or caleb. they stay up sometimes.
PurplePetal: yeah… most likely
Read by DarkStorm
00:37
Private chat between Mollify and Nottify
Mollify: darling is that you in the kitchen??
Mollify: nott??
Nottify: YES yes hi yes its me
Nottify: caleb isnt well and uh i cooked him up something and gave him some hot chocolate
Nottify: sorry for not warning yall
Mollify: no no its alright
Mollify: what happened??
Nottify: reallllyyyy bad mental health night seems, just some shit uh
Nottify: dont think he wants me to tell you sorrs
Mollify: yeah, i get it no worries
Mollify: do you guys need any help, or??
Nottify: no, were good! thanks for asking though!
Nottify: were just gonna be in the living room, sorry if we make any noise that bothers you 2
Mollify: no worries, take care of him alright?
Nottify: you know i will
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00:58
Private chat between PurplePetal and DarkStorm
PurplePetal: its nott and caleb, yeah
DarkStorm: that’s a relief…
DarkStorm: is everything alright with them?
PurplePetal: sigh
PurplePetal: doesnt seem like it
PurplePetal: caleb is not doing well
DarkStorm: yeah?
PurplePetal: mhm
PurplePetal: just hope he feels better soon
DarkStorm: you still didn’t tell me what happened between you and caleb at the housewarming party.
PurplePetal: suppose so, sorry
PurplePetal: didnt think youd want to hear about it
DarkStorm: lavender…
DarkStorm: i know we haven’t been on the best of terms lately, but you know i care about you.
DarkStorm: we both have to try to mend our relationship for this to work. you know this.
PurplePetal: i know i know
PurplePetal: im sorry, its harder to do this than i realised, its stupid ugh
DarkStorm: it is. it's ok.
DarkStorm: it is hard for me as well to look past the hurt we caused one another. sometimes it feels easier to just… stop this.
DarkStorm: but i love you, and i want our relationship to work out.
PurplePetal: gods, same. i love you so much as well
DarkStorm: so much.
DarkStorm: and the party?
PurplePetal: i guess we just hooked up??? we were both drunk though so it doesnt mean anything
PurplePetal: caleb said he didnt mean it, any of it
PurplePetal: so im trying to just shut down my feelings for him right now
PurplePetal: its harder than expected
DarkStorm: i feel you...
DarkStorm: it doesn’t sound like it’s working for you though.
PurplePetal: no worries, ill be all new in the morning
PurplePetal: i think
PurplePetal: just need some time to rest
DarkStorm: you can always come to me if you need to vent, purple petal.
PurplePetal: i know that, thank you
DarkStorm: and… you know… i know you’re probably bursting at the seams but you know i don’t mind hearing about your hookup.
PurplePetal: holy shit youre a saviour
PurplePetal: gods i was such a mess it was RIDICULOUS
PurplePetal: HES JUST REALLY ATTRACTIVE? AND ALCOHOL JUST MADE ME NOT SHUT UP!!! I HATE IT
DarkStorm: but you don’t spill secrets when you’re drunk…?
PurplePetal: YEAH
PurplePetal: but for some reason i just talked a lot
PurplePetal: and perhaps i have a thing for caleb talking zemnian during sex but HAH not like that is going to happen any time soon again
PurplePetal: wow i just made my own mood go down
DarkStorm: did you at least enjoy yourself?
PurplePetal: gods i fucking did it was so good
PurplePetal: hes such a service top i just hggghggnhnhg
PurplePetal: i know you prob dont want to hear ALL the filthy details but i will say
PurplePetal: he REALLY knows how to use his tongue and for that night only my top card was revoked. as a treat.
DarkStorm: oh storm lord, that’s bad. oh no. i just got the worst image of him and you in my mind. how could you do this to me.
DarkStorm: i do not need that imagine. lavender, you have broken me. why. why.
PurplePetal: YOU SAID YOU WERE OK WITH HEARING ME TALK ABOUT THIS!!
DarkStorm: i didn’t think!! you’d spout!! such filth from your gay little fingers moll!!!
PurplePetal: we are so not doing this omg
DarkStorm: fair…
PurplePetal: hey uh actually….
DarkStorm: mm?
PurplePetal: can i come over to your room? im really hurting and i dont know what to do
PurplePetal: yeah we got jokey but
DarkStorm: of course, come on love.
DarkStorm: let’s sleep. it’s been a long day, alright?
PurplePetal: thank you thank you
DarkStorm: no need to thank me.
PurplePetal is now offline
DarkStorm is now offline
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02:01
Private chat between NottTheBrave and YashaNydoorin
NottTheBrave: hey you still awake??
YashaNydoorin is now online
YashaNydoorin: i am, yeah. why?
NottTheBrave: just wanted to lyk that theres pasta in the kitchin if you want a night comfort meal
NottTheBrave: its a thing me and caleb do at night if we cant sleep or are having a bad night
YashaNydoorin: you guys stress eat?
NottTheBrave: not all the time, but sometimes we just get ravenous
NottTheBrave: not eating when we get hungry kinda uh triggers us i guess at night idk
YashaNydoorin: oh, i'm sorry to hear that.
YashaNydoorin: i don't want to intrude, but why does it trigger you guys?
NottTheBrave: its fine no worries!! but uh
NottTheBrave: we were homeless for a while until caleb was able to get into the university and study, you know bada bing bada boom
NottTheBrave: we used to dumpster dive for food and most of the time we couldnt afford anything really
NottTheBrave: so it brings some bad memories i guess
NottTheBrave: either way!! pasta for yall, cause im sure as hell that molly isnt sleeping either
YashaNydoorin: no, he's not. thank you for telling me about that, i know how it feels myself, actually. being homeless is really rough and straining.
YashaNydoorin: and thank you for letting me know about the food.
YashaNydoorin: we will probably get some pasta if it is.
NottTheBrave: bone apple teeth if you do!!
YashaNydoorin: heh, thanks.
YashaNydoorin: if you guys eat at night as well… how do you guys look like you need to eat more?
YashaNydoorin: sorry if that's insensitive.
NottTheBrave: nah its not
NottTheBraveNottTheBrave: its complicated tho, but think of starvation as punishment 2 electric boogaloo at least for me
YashaNydoorin: oh, alright.
YashaNydoorin: goodnight.
NottTheBrave: gn!!
NottTheBrave is now offline
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02:02
Private chat between PussySlayer69 and MonsterTrucker
PussySlayer69: hey
MonsterTrucker: What’s up?
PussySlayer69: hey hey
MonsterTrucker: ...What??
PussySlayer69: HEY
MonsterTrucker: WHAT IS IT???
PussySlayer69: bitch boy
MonsterTrucker: I-
PussySlayer69: chopstick man
MonsterTrucker: Oh lawd.
PussySlayer69: JELLY BONES
MonsterTrucker: STOP THIS NONSENSE!
MonsterTrucker: Why are you bullying me? What have I ever done wrong to you??
PussySlayer69: i cant bully molly so im bullying you, and like uhhh everything
MonsterTrucker: …
MonsterTrucker: You are so considerate. And fair point!
PussySlayer69: yeah i fucking am you noodle dude
MonsterTrucker: Oh gods.
PussySlayer69: paper cuck
MonsterTrucker: WOW, OK.
MonsterTrucker: YOU’RE REALLY ON THIN ICE, BEAU!!
PussySlayer69: GOOD LMAO
MonsterTrucker: Is Mollymauk ok though?
PussySlayer69: clearly not man, if i dont wanna fucking bully him
MonsterTrucker: Huh.
MonsterTrucker: Fair point.
MonsterTrucker: You good, though?
PussySlayer69: yeah man, im doing swell
PussySlayer69: straight up just feel burnt out tho which… not funky and fresh and sexy from me but go off i guess
MonsterTrucker: I can’t believe you’re homophobic towards yourself.
PussySlayer69: I CANT BELIEVE IT EITHER
MonsterTrucker: A voice in the background, echoed by the endless skies and earths above us, screams “BELIEVE IT!”
PussySlayer69: fucking nightmare oh my fucking hells
MonsterTrucker: Why are you feeling burnt out?
PussySlayer69: waht the fuck is this??? 21 questions?? fuckinng THERAPY???
MonsterTrucker: I’m telling you, therapy would be beneficial for you.
PussySlayer69: yeah well how about i shove my fist up your ass and see how THAT is beneficial
MonsterTrucker: What the fuck.
PussySlayer69: IM TIRED OK?
MonsterTrucker: YEAH, FAIR I GUESS.
PussySlayer69: but like
PussySlayer69: idk, just a lot of information and a lot of shit happening
PussySlayer69: and this week is gonna be fucking FILLED with shit i have to do so
PussySlayer69: if you motherfuckers decide to adventure im gonna kill all of you. like i think only friday or saturday i have plans that can be moved but OTHERWISE? im gonna commit arson
MonsterTrucker: Well, hopefully the others stick to their own business as well, because I will be busy. So, I will be your partner in crime.
PussySlayer69: YOOOO same hat!!
MonsterTrucker: Same hat!
MonsterTrucker: I won’t even commit arson, I’ll just straight up commit war crimes by stealing some important artefacts or something.
PussySlayer69: what a fucking mood
PussySlayer69: imagine being a traitor to the empire. gods i wish that were me
MonsterTrucker: Weirdly enough, mood. Though I do not have a strong affiliation to the Empire.
PussySlayer69: fucking port damali cuck
MonsterTrucker: I’m so done with your shit, Beau.
PussySlayer69: wait why the fuck are you awake at this hour
MonsterTrucker: Why the fuck are YOU awake at this hour?
PussySlayer69: fair point, have a good night
PussySlayer69: yo do you wanna voice chat i wanna fucking do smth rn
PussySlayer69: hahahah yes i will ignore the fact that i have to be awake at 6
PussySlayer69: if you say anything i will punch you
MonsterTrucker: Sure! I’m currently writing some fanfiction and planning how to deal with my loads of homework, so I would love it if you could help me with brainstorming so I can get this done faster.
PussySlayer69: get on vc on bbt
MonsterTrucker: Uh. Warning though.
PussySlayer69: ??
MonsterTrucker: Jester is at my place so she’ll probably talk your ears off as well.
PussySlayer69: OH SHIT HELL YEAH BABEY
PussySlayer69: she has been at your place a lot recently, huh?
PussySlayer69: having fucking SLEEPOVERS? having FUN? being a SOFT BASTARD?
MonsterTrucker: ….Mayhaps.
PussySlayer69: fucking gay lol
MonsterTrucker: I…...
Read by PussySlayer69
02:31
Voice chat - basic bitches unite
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o Fjord
o Beau
03:12
Private chat between DetectiveG and DetectiveJ
DetectiveG is now online
DetectiveG: hey jessie, can you talk for a bit???
DetectiveG: just messages!! no need for vc, we have risen past the need for vc
DetectiveJ is now online
DetectiveJ: hhhh im sorry nott but rn im busy ;_;
DetectiveG: its oki!! watcha doin??
DetectiveJ: im over at fjords place to sleep and listening to him and beau talk over vc and roleplaying with cali some angsty oskevere stuff >:3c
DetectiveJ: but!! if u rlly wanna talk u can get on vc in tm9!!
DetectiveG: ah
DetectiveG: no its fine!! im like, being an emotional support mom rn to caleb so i cant Talk talk, is why i said i cant vc
DetectiveG: hope youre having fun tho!!
DetectiveJ: thankie!! u 2!! and i hope cayyyyleb will be fine tho ;_; send him my love!
DetectiveG: will do :)
DetectiveJ: hey actually u wanna hang any time this week :0??? i can make some time for u if it is,,,,
DetectiveG: hmmmggm
DetectiveG: dont know if ill can jessie;;; im pretty busy with work and studying and other shit;;;
DetectiveG: well see!
DetectiveJ: okie!! good to kno!!
DetectiveG: ye!!
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03:27
Private chat between Caleb and MommaNott
Caleb is now online
Caleb: Nott where are you
MommaNott: hey shh its ok i just went to the bathroom
MommaNott: i had to pee and frumpkin was making noises again, its a wonder you didnt wake up!
MommaNott: you ok?
Caleb: No
Caleb: I'm so tired
MommaNott: yeah i know its okay
MommaNott: just go back to sleep alright
Caleb: I don't want to
Caleb: I don't want to deal with this
Caleb: I'm so tired of the nightmares
MommaNott: i know i know its ok im here for you
Caleb: Can you uh
MommaNott: yeah?
MommaNott: caleb?
Caleb: Please make me some more hot chocolate?
MommaNott: yeah ofc
MommaNott: wanna join me in the kitcheine? or should i bring the choco to you and then we can wander into the wild
Caleb: Could you come here with it?
Caleb: Then…
MommaNott: sure!
MommaNott: wait
MommaNott: molly and yasha are in the kitchin
MommaNott: i can tell them to go to their rooms? so theyre prepared for when youll get out?
Caleb: No no it's fine
Caleb: I'll come, just.
Caleb: They moved in here and I still want this to be a home to them
Caleb: I don't want to make them feel unwelcomed.
Caleb: I already fucked up with Molly, but I don't want to make him feel like he can't exist in the house without having to run to his room, and this extends to Yasha as well..
MommaNott: yeah ok i got you
MommaNott: when will you tell me what happened?
Caleb: I told you already, we hooked up and that's it..
Caleb: End of discussion.
MommaNott: right yeah ofc
MommaNott: hot coco is done!
Caleb: With marshmallows and cream as well?
MommaNott: you know it hon
MommaNott: ill be there in a sec!
Caleb: Nott…
MommaNott: mm?
Caleb: Did you cry?
MommaNott: what??
Caleb: I know I don’t have darkvision, but I can tell you were crying before you got here..
Caleb: You don’t have to answer it
MommaNott: im fine caleb, i just got a bit overwhelmed
MommaNott: is all!
Caleb: All right…
Caleb: Please remember that I am here for you as well.. You may be looking after me but I want to know that you’re ok as well..
MommaNott: yah yah i know i know :) thank u for that!
MommaNott: but rlly im fine!
Caleb: Alright..
MommaNott: lets go to the kitchin!!
Caleb: Sigh...
Caleb is now offline
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04:53
Private chat between BlueLollipop and CaliannaMordsson
BlueLollipop: IM NOT HAVING ANY OF THIS!! WERE MOVING OFF TUMBLR!!!!
CaliannaMordsson is now online
CaliannaMordsson: SKDJSLDKFLDSKJFLSD ARE YOU OK
BlueLollipop: NOOOOOOOOO
BlueLollipop: YOU MADE ME FUCKING SQUEAL!!! ITS NOT FAIR!! HOW ARE YOU SO GOOD AT ROLEPLAYING OSKAR!!!
CaliannaMordsson: I JUST RLLY ENJOY RPING!!!
BlueLollipop: CLEARLY…
BlueLollipop: no talk to me im angy >:[
CaliannaMordsson: dbbsshfshdfdfs omg bby im so sorry
BlueLollipop: no bt srsly ure so good at roleplaying as him ;-; how???
BlueLollipop: u made me feel so many emotions!! i fjfdjdgdfk CRIED ONCE EVEN!!!
BlueLollipop: u are rlly rlly good at this omg!
CaliannaMordsson: haha thank u!! it just that oskar is one of my favourite ones to rp just bc i find him really compelling!
BlueLollipop: gah i get it ;_; there were so many opportunities to have oskar be a really good character!!
CaliannaMordsson: yessss!!! and i cant believe mercuria fucked it up with oskevere;;;;
CaliannaMordsson: dkfjldkjflds shes like “why are people shipping oskar and nathaniel >:( i dont get it!!” and then we all point to the books and show THAT THOSE TWO HAVE A MUCH BETTER CHEMISTRY THAN OSKAR AND GUINEVERE???
BlueLollipop: S,DFJSLDKFJKLSD YEAH!!! YEAH!!1 ITS SO FUNNY
BlueLollipop: BUT ITS COOL THAT SHE SUPPORTS THE SHIP!
BlueLollipop: she read some of HEDs fics and cayyyyylebs as well!! which is RLLY COOL!!
CaliannaMordsson: it rlly rlly is!!
BlueLollipop: wait
CaliannaMordsson: ??
BlueLollipop: now that i think abt it,,, ur writing rlly reminds me of HED!!
BlueLollipop: not saying that 2 ppl cant have similar writing styles cause thats not true :0 me n notty have a v similar writin style bc we rlly like to write together uwu
CaliannaMordsson: oh!! thats so nice of u!! but haha thats a neat coincidence i guess ^:,D
BlueLollipop: yah!! it rlly is!
CaliannaMordsson: hey! youre friends with TealeafParadise, right??
BlueLollipop: !! yah! hes like, my best friend!!
CaliannaMordsson: thats so so cool… ive been enjoying his content since?? what? he first started on youtube and tumblr i think???
CaliannaMordsson: youve also been doing this stuff for a while, huh?? like creating content and such!!!
BlueLollipop: wellll, DUH!!
BlueLollipop: ive had a lot of free time in my teenage years cause i was homeschooled and stuff right? and i always rlly liked to do a lot of stuff, and bc i can create content pretty regularly and fast i gained traction pretty quick!!
BlueLollipop: some things of mine went viral and such, but like,,, i didnt really find a good place? a clique? nothing rlly clicked for me tbh;;; no fandom rlly felt like It, ya kno?
BlueLollipop: thennnnn fast forward a bit and tusk love comes out, and its this rlly rlly smol fandom even though its rllyyyy popular out of the fandom bubble!!
BlueLollipop: so i immediately got to making content for tl!! i got some of my followers hooked at the time but most of them left bc they werent interested in this shitty novel :(
BlueLollipop: but i got to make all of these really cool friends and!! yeah!!
BlueLollipop: dslfkjsdlf idk
CaliannaMordsson: that is all so cool aaaaa…..
CaliannaMordsson: im happy to see uve found ure clique now though ^:3!
BlueLollipop: me too!! :3!
CaliannaMordsson: wait
CaliannaMordsson: TealeafParadise is the molly friend of urs u keep talking abt right??
BlueLollipop: yah!!
CaliannaMordsson: wild. i could never
BlueLollipop: AKJLAKDJFLFKGSLD
BlueLollipop: it was nice talkinng 2 u and the rp was SUPER fun, but ive gotta go to sleep now!!
BlueLollipop: ive got some plans for the rest of the night ehfejhfkef
CaliannaMordsson: oh ^:0!! take care jessie!! have fun ^:D!
BlueLollipop: !!! i will!!
BlueLollipop: night night! sleep well for when u will!
CaliannaMordsson: u 2!
BlueLollipop is now offline
CaliannaMordsson is now offline
Read by BlueLollipop
05:46
Group chat “Peanut Butter and Lemon Tart Sandwich”
FuckYourButtons: are you fucking kidding me
MollyMyMaukCoward is now online
MollyMyMaukCoward: SHUSH YOU ASKED WHAT WE WERE WATCHING
FuckYourButtons: YEAH BUT LIKE??? ANIME???
FuckYourButtons: I DONT WANNA BE A WEEB!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: TOO BAD. YOURE MY ROOMATE, NOW I WILL PROCEED TO INDOCTRINATE YOU TO THE ANIME CULT
FuckYourButtons: OMFG
YashaNydoorin: you guys are being dramatic…
MollyMyMaukCoward: where are you anyway?? youre supposed to watch this with us 3>:(
YashaNydoorin: uh.
YashaNydoorin: look at the time, wow. goodnight.
YashaNydoorin is now offline
FuckYourButtons: skfhskldfhlLKGJSDKLJFSDGS???
MollyMyMaukCoward: NOOOOO yasha 3:(((
CalebWidogast is now online
CalebWidogast: ...You two are being dramatic. Just watch the show..
MollyMyMaukCoward: ok boomer
FuckYourButtons: ok boomer
MollyMyMaukCoward: me :handshake: nott - ok boomer even though we embody boomers
FuckYourButtons: :handshake:
CalebWidogast: …
CalebWidogast is now offline
MollyMyMaukCoward: SKDFJLSDKJG
FuckYourButtons: LOL
Read by MollyMyMaukCoward
06:27
Private chat between PussySlayer69 and MonsterTrucker
PussySlayer69: OK IM STARTING TO LOSE ENERGY. GIVE ME A REASON TO FEEL ANGERY
MonsterTrucker: Your father still exists. The Empire is a thing. “Let’s Start Anew” by ReaniBunnyAngel hasn’t been updated in three years. The Zeenoth person you told me about is pressuring you and it’s making you feel weird.
PussySlayer69: wow you got my blood boiling at the word “father”
PussySlayer69: thanks man, imma blast now
MonsterTrucker: Take care! Get some sleep when you’re back.
PussySlayer69: “sleep” lol fuck you
PussySlayer69 is now offline
Read by MonsterTrucker
10:11
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng is now online
LeetleTiefleeng: mornin everyone!!
LeetleTiefleeng: were all in this together but its instead were all homophobic
ZemnianSuperstar is now online
Traitor is now online
ViolentSoftie is now online
ViolentSoftie: wh
ViolentSoftie: jester are you ok???
LeetleTiefleeng: NO
LeetleTiefleeng: DO I SEEM OK???
ViolentSoftie: WELL NO???
LeetleTiefleeng: I AM TIRED!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: I SPENT LAST NIGHT IN THE CITY AND IT WAS SUPER FUN BUT I GOT NO SLEEP!!
LeetleTiefleeng: AND IM SAD BECAUSE I COULDNT GO TO THE ASEXUAL AROMANTIC GROUP ON CAMPUS LAST WEEK….
BabyKiller: JESTER
LeetleTiefleeng: WHAT
BabyKiller: BBY WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF
BabyKiller: THE STAYING OUT LATE THING
LeetleTiefleeng: THE TRAVELER
LeetleTiefleeng: HE WAS LIKE, in his very sexy manner, HEY LETS GO FOR A WALK AND GRAFFITI SOME TEMPLES
LeetleTiefleeng: I DREW SOME DIIIIICKS
TwitchRoyal: just say cocks
LeetleTiefleeng: I DREW SOME FUCKING DICKS MOLLYMAUK!! FUCK YOU
TwitchRoyal: WHOAW ok someones aggressive
LeetleTiefleeng: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA
LeetleTiefleeng: ok ok ok o ko ko ko ko ko ko ko ko k ok ok ok
LeetleTiefleeng: IM FINE
LeetleTiefleeng: im fine
ViolentSoftie: youre fine??
LeetleTiefleeng: IM FUCKING FINE BEAUREGARD!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: …
LeetleTiefleeng: well fine issss veeeryyyyy subjecttiveeeeeé
LeetleTiefleeng: ugh
LeetleTiefleeng: @CowboyOfTheSouth im passing out at ur place cause i kno u have classes today and stuff lol
LeetleTiefleeng is now offline
CowboyOfTheSouth: I…
ViolentSoftie: holy shit what the fuck
ViolentSoftie: yo i think she was like on some fucking spice or something
TwitchRoyal: wouldnt be surprised! the traveler, as sexy as a cult might seem to me, does not seem like the best influence for her…
ViolentSoftie: LMAO but you are?
TwitchRoyal: ...point taken bitch
ViolentSoftie: cunt
TwitchRoyal: arsehole
ViolentSoftie: shitface
TwitchRoyal: cheese trap
ViolentSoftie: HWJFLEHJEDFRd????
ViolentSoftie: WHAT
TwitchRoyal: YOU HEARD ME
CowboyOfTheSouth: Is no one going to comment on the fact that Jester crashed at my place…?
ViolentSoftie: nah
TwitchRoyal: nope
BabyKiller: I WANT TO
TwitchRoyal: we know that
BabyKiller: IM WORRIED ABOUT HER
TwitchRoyal: we know nott
ViolentSoftie: F
TwitchRoyal: F
ZemnianSuperstar: F.
Traitor: f.
BabyKiller: i….
CowboyOfTheSouth: …
CowboyOfTheSouth: No compassion nowadays, huh?
CowboyOfTheSouth: Nott… get on PMs.
BabyKiller: k
Read by CowboyOfTheSouth, TwitchRoyal, ZemnianSuperstar, Traitor, ViolentSoftie
10:32
Private chat between Fjordans and NottchaBitch
Fjordans: Hey, green las!
NottchaBitch: hey green bitch!! sup
Fjordans: Am I the only one that is starting to get weird vibes from the Traveler?
Fjordans: No hate on Him, really! But…
NottchaBitch: noh yeah i feel you dude
NottchaBitch: like i trust jesters judgement, as you do, right??
Fjordans: Of course!
NottchaBitch: but idk
Fjordans: Yeah… Me too.
Fjordans: We’ll just be here by her side if she ever needs help?
NottchaBitch: yup! pretty much our best option
NottchaBitch: either that or possibly making her angry at us for not trusting her sooo
Fjordans: Absolutely terrifying idea, thanks!
Fjordans: You will be shot on sight.
NottchaBitch: what a fucking mood
NottchaBitch: im the one with the crossbow motherfucker, dont try me
Fjordans: Great! Terrified. Have a good day.
NottchaBitch: djskjskjdkjdlf
NottchaBitch: youll check in on her later, right?
NottchaBitch: please do, she probably didnt eat or drink
Fjordans: She probably ate, but the drinking… Probably not! Had to remind her a lot recently to get some water...
Fjordans: And no worries, I’ll check in on her soon.
NottchaBitch: cool!
NottchaBitch: hey actually get on tumblr theres this shit going down rn,,,,,,
Fjordans: Uh oh, that’s never good.
NottchaBitch: NOPE. ITS NOT. YOURE GONNA SEE WHY LOL
Fjordans: Oh my gods. Oh my fucking lord.
NottchaBitch: YEAH.
Fjordans: Tag Beau and Caleb… This is gonna be a shitshow.
NottchaBitch: already done
Read by Fjordans
11:11
Private chat between Nottingham and BeauBoosted
Nottingham: hey beaurebitch you busy?
BeauBoosted: uh yeah a bit
BeauBoosted: let me finish something real quick and ill b over here to talk
Nottingham: kk!
BeauBoosted: yeah dude?
Nottingham: k first of all What the fuck was that shit on tumblr. it started as a stupid discourse about a ship and it straight up just turned into a fuckfest of transphobia and shit
BeauBoosted: FUCK MAN I DONT KNOW BUT THANK YOU FOR TAGGING ME IN IT, THAT WAS SHIT
BeauBoosted: THE FUCK? DO THEY THINK WERE GONNA LET TERFS IN OUR FUCKING COMMUNITY? DIE
Nottingham: FUCK TERFS, LITERALLY ALL OF THEM.
BeauBoosted: FUCK TERFS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE TERFS
Nottingham: right but also
BeauBoosted: ??
Nottingham: do you think jessies fine?
BeauBoosted: ...what do you mean?
Nottingham: idk;;; just
Nottingham: no nvm this is fucking stupid AAAAA
BeauBoosted: DUDE YOU CAME TO ME TO TALK ABT THIS IM SURE IT ISNT STUPID
Nottingham: just
Nottingham: AGH.
Nottingham: man i dont know, i feel like jessie doesnt want to talk with me anymore??? its stupid she even asked if i want to hang with her
BeauBoosted: why doe
Nottingham: just??? we havent hung out as much anymore?? and we dont talk that much either?? idk idk
BeauBoosted: what a gay bitch you are
BeauBoosted: no but really man, shes just been pretty busy, but also like making new friends you know?
Nottingham: hgmgmgmg yeah calianna i know i knowwwwww
BeauBoosted: …………….
BeauBoosted: yo…..
BeauBoosted: ...are you fucking jealous
Nottingham: WHAT? NO IM FUCKING NOT
Nottingham: its just weird! she never got this friendly with anyone out of our circle!!!
Nottingham: which is not a bad things btw, im actually very fucking happy that shes making other friends!! its just!!
BeauBoosted: you feel like shes gonna leave us??
Nottingham: yeah actually wtf how did you know
BeauBoosted: nah man i get you
BeauBoosted: fjord and i feel the same dude, its fukcing great! but weve all got our things here and shit and like
BeauBoosted: its not weird to feel that way dude
Nottingham: fuck ok cool cool
Nottingham: thanks and shit you bitch
BeauBoosted: ok boomer
Nottingham: oh my fucking gods.
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11:31
Private chat between PussySlayer9 and MonsterTrucker
PussySlayer9: yo dude
PussySlayer9: question
MonsterTrucker: Yeah?
PussySlayer9: yes or no?
MonsterTrucker: ...What.
PussySlayer9: dude just choose
MonsterTrucker: I am so terrified at the implications of this request.
MonsterTrucker: But! ...Yes.
PussySlayer9: thanks dude
MonsterTrucker: No problem?
PussySlayer9: also my workout was great, fukcin exhausted me
MonsterTrucker: Glad to hear it, I think.
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11:39
Private chat between BeauBoosted and Nottingham
BeauBoosted: question
Nottingham: ???
BeauBoosted: do you have a crush on jester lol
Nottingham: what
BeauBoosted: just wondering and shit
Nottingham: no??? oh my god…. why would you even think that
BeauBoosted: hmmm just random thought i guess
BeauBoosted: also like theres no shame if you do like her lmao
Nottingham: FUCK OFF
BeauBoosted: LMAO
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13:14
Private chat between Fjordans and NottchaBitch
Fjordans sent a file
download_234.png [It’s a picture of Jester. She is curled up into a ball on Fjord’s bed, and is hugging a pillow to her chest and drooling. She is wearing her original outfit, but also has an eye mask over her face that resembles a panda.]
NottchaBitch: AWWWWW SHES ADORABLE
Fjordans: She really is! I won’t bother her any further than this, but I just wanted to make sure she was ok.
Fjordans: I’ve left her some water and food if that might soothe your worries?
NottchaBitch: it does actually! good to know green bitch
Fjordans: No worries!
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15:49
Group chat “Peanut Butter and Lemon Tart Sandwich”
FuckYourButtons: hey who can go buy some toilet paper
YashaNydoorin: i can. i’m going out to meet my manager.
YashaNydoorin: anything else i should buy
FuckYourButtons: uhhh
FuckYourButtons: shit wait
FuckYourButtons: caleb has the shopping list memorised
YashaNydoorin: you don’t write it down somewhere?
FuckYourButtons: well no!! but i think well need to start doing that
FuckYourButtons: me and caleb are used to him memorising the list and shit so
YashaNydoorin: ah, makes sense.
FuckYourButtons: @CalebWidogast grocery list
CalebWidogast: We need cow milk and almond milk, eggs, cocoa powder, baking powder, yeast, some tomatoes, and some chicken meat.. Alongside some spices of your choice. That is all..
YashaNydoorin: got it, thank you.
MollyMyMaukCoward: hey! popping in to say that well need to go by and copy the key to the apartment soon
MollyMyMaukCoward: me an yasha need keys, dont we?
CalebWidogast: I’ll set that up.. Pumat Sols does copies.
CalebWidogast: I’ll send Prime an email, since they have a copy of the key himself.
MollyMyMaukCoward: they do???
CalebWidogast: Yes.. Nott and I trust them since we have known each other for a while now, so.. Just in case..
YashaNydoorin: that is good to know. when do you think they’ll be done?
CalebWidogast: At least by the end of the week, but I’m pretty sure at least one person will be at home every day..
CalebWidogast: And you can use the spare key under the succulent if you ever find yourself locked out.
MollyMyMaukCoward: i completely forgot that key, gods bless you caleb
YashaNydoorin: noted down.
YashaNydoorin: i’m heading out now. you two coming?
FuckYourButtons: yah yah let me put on my work boots
MollyMyMaukCoward: yes! bags are packed and im ready to study(suffer)
YashaNydoorin: lovely. i’m waiting at the door.
CalebWidogast: All of you take care.. Any requests for dinner?
FuckYourButtons: u can start up some lasagna from what weve got in the fridge, and i can finish it off with a chicken salad when im back
YashaNydoorin: i can cook up the chicken until you arrive from work?
FuckYourButtons: sure! make sure to fuck it up
MollyMyMaukCoward: should i also pick something up when i come back?
CalebWidogast: Perhaps some wine? Nott usually uses it for the chicken, so..
FuckYourButtons: white wine! yasha, you know how to use it right?
YashaNydoorin: of course i do, i cook a lot with it.
FuckYourButtons: awesome
MollyMyMaukCoward: lovely! im coming now
CalebWidogast: Take care all of you..
FuckYourButtons: message me if something arises hon!
CalebWidogast: I will, no worries..
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MollyMyMaukCoward is now offline
YashaNydoorin is now offline
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16:45
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng is now offline
LeetleTiefleeng: wahh.. im so tired T_T
BabyKiller is now online
LeetleTiefleeng: sorry that ive been off today guys!! ive been sleeping ljflg
BabyKiller: its fine jessie!! get all the rest you need!
BabyKiller: just aso get your school stuff done before the day ends, yeah?
LeetleTiefleeng: i will! im gonna go home and take a quick 15 min nap and get to work!!
BabyKiller: great! dont forget to hydrate!
LeetleTiefleeng: i wont!!
LeetleTiefleeng is now offline
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18:15
ViolentSoftie: fuck this oh my god
ViolentSoftie: im so fucking tired as well
TwitchRoyal is now online
LeetleTiefleeng is now online
Traitor is now online
LeetleTiefleeng: sup???
TwitchRoyal: mm?
BabyKiller: yeah???
ViolentSoftie: just fuckin realised. how fuckigng. just. full this week is gonna be for me like fully
ViolentSoftie: like srsly man holy shit
ViolentSoftie: training after training, and theyre making us take our end of the semester exams sooner in some classes fuck
ViolentSoftie: i need to also get like a job highkey, need some extra cash for some stuff, because they dont need me at the gym for some time since they got a new trainer or whatever
BabyKiller: what kind of stuff??
ViolentSoftie: like
ViolentSoftie: dude mollymauk
TwitchRoyal: yeah?
ViolentSoftie: remember those cool stars you got for me that one time
TwitchRoyal: uhhh yeah i do it was a few weeks ago i believe
ViolentSoftie: jst been meaning to like, widen my horizons with my weapon training, and i need some more stars
ViolentSoftie: and i want them customized and shit!
ViolentSoftie: that means more money needed babeyyyy
ViolentSoftie: is all
TwitchRoyal: gods what a mood
TwitchRoyal: concerning needing a job. fuck i need a job
ViolentSoftie: were fucking jobless dude. fuck life
TwitchRoyal: FUCK life oh moonweaver
ViolentSoftie: @everyone any of you sexy bitches know any places that need workers like ASAP?
ZemnianSuperstar: I would have recommended the library… But they won’t need anyone new for a while..
ViolentSoftie: fuck
TwitchRoyal: 3:( homophobic
ZemnianSuperstar: Indeed.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Hey! I’ve got something for you guys, actually.
CowboyOfTheSouth: I think.
CowboyOfTheSouth: If I remember correctly.
ViolentSoftie: YEAH??
TwitchRoyal: im all ears and horns
CowboyOfTheSouth: Well, I just heard from a classmate that there’s a new café looking for baristas to train! It’s nothing fancy from what I’ve seen, but I recommend it!
ViolentSoftie: no fucking way
TwitchRoyal: we have bestowed with luck by all the gods or something if we really figured this out that fast
CowboyOfTheSouth: I mean, look for others job if this falls through, but still!
CowboyOfTheSouth: I can send you the link to their site, it has their address and contact information!
ViolentSoftie: PLEASE DO
CowboyOfTheSouth: Just a moment.
ViolentSoftie: oh yeah ill definitely like search for some other gyms in the city and see if they need any trainers so
ViolentSoftie: they really like monks, who would have thunk
BabyKiller: i mean it makes sense, right?? most of you monks do a lot of training and shit
ViolentSoftie: yupppp
LeetleTiefleeng: hm wait theres an idea bubblinng up in my head
ViolentSoftie: oh no
TwitchRoyal: oh YES
LeetleTiefleeng: hm
LeetleTiefleeng: OH!!
LeetleTiefleeng: GUYS GUYS
LeetleTiefleeng: COFFEE SHOP AU???
ViolentSoftie: OOOOOOOOOH HOLY SHIT
ViolentSoftie: if a customer that isnt a hot lady flirts with me i will choke them tho
TwitchRoyal: you think all ladies are hot
ViolentSoftie: YEAH EXACTLY BITCH
TwitchRoyal: oh my god wait jester your words just hit me COFFEE SHOP AU?
TwitchRoyal: IS OUR LIFE A JOKE? ARE WE ALIVE JUST TO SUFFER? ARE WE JUST FICTIONAL CHARACTERS? I AM GAY
LeetleTiefleeng: MOOOOOOD
TwitchRoyal: bold of you to assume anyone would be interested in us while working
ViolentSoftie: oh yeah says mollymauk “i dont go a day without being flirted with or asked out” tealeaf
TwitchRoyal: hm… blocked and reported
ViolentSoftie: GOOD
BabyKiller: ok but holy shit that is so fcking great to hear for you guys!!
BabyKiller: you guys better teach me how to make coffee if u get the jobs because i want to spend less on ordering coffee
TwitchRoyal: oh i definitely will darling, no worries!
BabyKiller: FUCK YEAH MAN
LeetleTiefleeng: WOOOOOO
CowboyOfTheSouth sent a link
CowboyOfTheSouth: Here you go! When you go to give in your CV do mention I sent you guys.
TwitchRoyal: and why is that
CowboyOfTheSouth: ...Mayhaps I will get a discount for helping. Mayhaps not.
ViolentSoftie: YOU FUCKING SELLOUT
CowboyOfTheSouth: HEY, IT’S A PRETTY GOOD PAYING JOB CONSIDERING IT’S AS A STARTING BARISTA!
ViolentSoftie: FUCKING FINE. YOURE ON THIN ICE
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18:48
Group chat “Peanut Butter and Lemon Tart Sandwich”
MollyMyMaukCoward: i am genuenly baffled what the fuck
FuckYourButtons: ???
CalebWidogast: Is it about the job?
MollyMyMaukCoward: YES.
MollyMyMaukCoward: i was planning on going job hunting this week and was hoping to find a job by the end of this month, BUT IF THIS GOES WELL? IF I GET THIS JOB?
MollyMyMaukCoward: actually im going to go there today with beaurebitch to give in our cvs, we talked on tumblr dms abt it
MollyMyMaukCoward: but HOLY SHIT
YashaNydoorin: it's quite simply amazing…
MollyMyMaukCoward: it really is but now im afraid that ill peak in my happiness and then things will go to shit again gah
FuckYourButtons: ok not to be That Person but like thats how life works, doesnt it?? like weve got lows and highs, and they all differ from person to person
FuckYourButtons: WAIT YOU CUNT YOURE THE ONE THAT TOLD ME TO NOT THINK ABOUT THE LOWS!!! WHEN IM ON A HIGH!!! IN LIFE!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: WELL A BITCH IS PARANOID, ALRIGHT? DAMN
MollyMyMaukCoward: ok yeah, that doesnt sound like me, bloody hells. oh well segway!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: i need to start setting up my stream setup as well ahhhHHHHAAAAAAAAA
MollyMyMaukCoward: mr caleb are you home?
CalebWidogast: Ah, yeah, I am.. I’m in my room.
MollyMyMaukCoward: got it, ill be back in a moment
CalebWidogast: Mhm, alright..
YashaNydoorin: I’ll be home in 2 hours or less.
MollyMyMaukCoward: !! wonderful
MollyMyMaukCoward: and you nott?
FuckYourButtons: eh ill be back home in an hour but i need to go with frumpkin to the vet cause calebs worried about him
MollyMyMaukCoward: what
YashaNydoorin: wait, what happened?
CalebWidogast: Since yesterday he has been acting up, and he has gotten mad at me whenever I bring him to the Material Plane… So it might be a good idea to check him with the vet. So.
MollyMyMaukCoward: ohhhh so that why he was so feisty last night
MollyMyMaukCoward: do you want me to come with you nott??
FuckYourButtons: nah its fine!
FuckYourButtons: caleb you called them up right?
CalebWidogast: Ah.
CalebWidogast: I was supposed to do that. Fun.
FuckYourButtons: ...shit
FuckYourButtons: ill call no worries!
FuckYourButtons: huh
FuckYourButtons: apparently the number is deactivated???
YashaNydoorin: what are they called?
YashaNydoorin: the vet, i mean.
FuckYourButtons: uhhhh like
FuckYourButtons: CALEB THE NAME
CalebWidogast: The Savalirwood Pet Sanctuary.. Though it had become more of a shelter nowadays, for strays or pups that people did not want.. And like a little cemetery as well? Which is fascinating, since I have never heard of Pet Cemeteries before.
CalebWidogast: I checked their website and it is not working anymore…
FuckYourButtons: what the fuck
MollyMyMaukCoward: ??? what???
YashaNydoorin: is there no announcement of what happened?
CalebWidogast: I can’t find anything…
FuckYourButtons: fuck
FuckYourButtons: so i guess well just look out for him until we find another one??
CalebWidogast: Yes, I suppose that would work…
MollyMyMaukCoward: wow this is all wack
FuckYourButtons: welp fellas
FuckYourButtons: hey yash ill deal with the chikin
FuckYourButtons: now that ill be home earlier smh
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19:34
Group chat “Basic Bitches Trio”
Beau: ok fjord real important question
Fjord: Yeah?
Jester: omg pls let him be
Fjord: ?
Beau: IM JUST CURIOUS OK
Beau: RIGHT?
Fjord: ...What is it, Beau?
Beau: ok like you dont have to answer right but like but me and jessie were talking on tumblr for a hot sec and like we have a question
Jester: YOU HAVE A QUESTION
Beau: DONT THROW ME UNDER THE CART YOU FUCK?
Beau: but like
Beau: are you straight??
Beau: like youre cis which me too the fuck but like…. homo or no homo?
Fjord: I
Fjord: Well.
Fjord: I mean.
Fjord: I don’t… know? Really?
Fjord: I mean, I’ve found non-binary people attractive before, I know that, so perhaps at least bisexual, but…
Fjord: I don’t know. It’s complicated. It’s, uh.
Fjord: My sexuality is just complicated?
Fjord: Uh.
Fjord: Uhm.
Fjord: Hm.
Fjord: Can I back down?
Beau: yeah man no worries, sorry if like i crossed a line
Fjord: You didn’t! I swear. Just.
Fjord: Actually thinking about all of this just. It's hard, so.
Beau: k k cool cool got it man no worries
Beau: man up tho, be gay do crime
Fjord: I…
Jester: LOL
Fjord: Why curious, though?
Beau: idk, been thinkin abt life and friends and also like sexuality and shit
Beau: also im gay and i do what i want
Fjord: Have you got a permit for that?
Beau: yes, i have a card that says “im gay and i can do what i want”
Fjord: Good to know, have a good day ma’am.
Jester: “ma’am” lol
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20:12
Private chat between MollymaukTealeaf and CalebWidogast
MollymaukTealeaf: mr caleb can i bother you for a second?
CalebWidogast: Well… It depends what you want?
MollymaukTealeaf: if it soothes your worries, this is not about what happened between us
MollymaukTealeaf: i am overlooking it and i would like for us to go on and be able to live together without that being in the way
MollymaukTealeaf: its all in the past anyway so
MollymaukTealeaf: but i need some help with setting up the greenscreen and lights, and i was wondering if you could help me out? its a bit more tricky on my own and yasha cant help right now so
CalebWidogast: Ah, of course.. I’ll get this layer done and put it in the oven, then I’ll come there in just a second..
MollymaukTealeaf: thank you darling, means a lot
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20:45
Private chat between Nerd and Bookworm
Nerd: hey man we havent properly talked in like a hot minute
Nerd: i was wondering how you are?
Bookworm: Beauregard, if you plan on treating me any different because of what I have told you I will not hesitate..
Nerd: chill man, i wont i wont sheesh
Nerd: but its also almost like you just dropped some massive fucking trauma, and last i heard youre feeling so shit today that you didnt even go to work
Bookworm: Who told you that?
Nerd: uh nott????
Nerd: i went to the general store to get me some frozen food and shit and i need to restock on my mini fridge and she was there
Nerd: so
Bookworm: Right...
Nerd: man, cant i just care about my friends for once? are my vibes really that nasty?
Bookworm: They always have been..
Bookworm: I’m sorry if I snapped at you. Everything is a lot right now, which isn’t an excuse of course but…
Bookworm: Though I would understand, I wish for you not to look down upon me for what I have told you, even if I deserve it wholeheartedly..
Nerd: hey its ok, ive fucked shit up and lives as well before, so trust me i wont judge you
Nerd: just looking out for you
Nerd: but also like
Nerd: if you wanna talk and shit i am here, and since i Know whats a part of your deal, well
Bookworm: Thank you. I will keep it in mind.
Nerd: yeah of course
Bookworm: How are… you feeling?
Nerd: huh?
Bookworm: Well, you were heartbroken over Yasha last time we properly talked, but you also seem to be stressed out today.. And most likely for the upcoming days as well.. For obvious reasons of course.
Nerd: ughghghh dont remind me
Nerd: its just responsibilities ive pushed away because i didtn want to deal with them
Nerd: the training especially, for that secret monk society
Bookworm: You mean the Cobalt Soul?
Nerd: hm
Nerd: i forgot you know about that now
Nerd: ye its that, just some old mentors kicking my ass to get better or whatever
Nerd: theyre just making me fucking angry more than anything
Bookworm: Yeah?
Nerd: YEAH, its like
Nerd: it feels like the underestimate me and juts fuckging. think im lesser than them or something i dont know!!
Nerd: thats probably not it chief, but thats how it feels
Nerd: and. i want to rip my hair out because of it ughghghghghhghghhg
Nerd: is all
Bookworm: If your workload ever gets too much, especially since you have school as well, I am willing to help..
Bookworm: Though I may not have had some of your classes, I would be able to study some of your material and work with what I’ve got..
Nerd: wait
Nerd: seriously??
Bookworm: Absolutely..
Nerd: is it because you feel guilty or some shit?
Bookworm: Not necessarily… in your own words: can’t i just care about my friends for once?
Nerd: LMAO ok fucker
Nerd: good one
Nerd: ill keep it in mind tho, thanks
Bookworm: No worries..
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21:02
Private chat between TalkWithMyTherapist and WifeMaterial
TalkWithMyTherapist: yo yash i have a question
WifeMaterial: yeah?
TalkWithMyTherapist: can you help me out tomorrow with some training?
WifeMaterial: sure, what kind?
TalkWithMyTherapist: me with my staff(lol) and you with your sword?
WifeMaterial: sure.
TalkWithMyTherapist: WAIT
TalkWithMyTherapist: im askin it because like i want you to go ham on me
TalkWithMyTherapist: that means that you like can hurt me and shit
TalkWithMyTherapist: if im under pressure and i know i have the risk of getting injured ill work harder so
TalkWithMyTherapist: if you cant thats also ok man
TalkWithMyTherapist: yasha?? shit did i do something?
WifeMaterial: no, no. just.
WifeMaterial: i’d be happy to help you train, but under no circumstances do i want to partake in a kind of training where i can cause you bodily harm like that, please don’t ever mention that again.
TalkWithMyTherapist: hey its ok i get it no worries
WifeMaterial: thank you.
WifeMaterial: is it tomorrow?
TalkWithMyTherapist: unless you cant, then i might be able to move it wednesday
WifeMaterial: tomorrow sounds good.
TalkWithMyTherapist: thanks man, appreciate it
WifeMaterial: no worries.
TalkWithMyTherapist: hey, sorry if i like made you uncomfortable with that btw
WifeMaterial: it’s alright. just, don’t ask me that again.
WifeMaterial: the only bodily harm that i genuinely want to cause upon someone is with my teeth, and in a safe and consensual environment.
TalkWithMyTherapist: o
WifeMaterial: uh.
WifeMaterial: not that is what i want to do to you, though.
TalkWithMyTherapist: cool cool cool got it no worries
TalkWithMyTherapist: have a good evening and shit
WifeMaterial: you too. (✿ヘ_ヘ)
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21:56
Private chat between Beau and Jessie
Beau: I JUST LOST LIKE 30 MINUTES OF MY LIFE THINKING ABOUT YASHA BITING ME
Jessie: HELLO??? WHAT??
Jessie: BEAU ARE YOU INSINUATING THAT YOU LOST 30 MINS TO MASTE
Jessie: MAST
Jessie: I CANT EVEN SAY IT!!!
Beau: BWHBWHEBWBWBW…..
Beau: look smth came up bla bla i asked yasha if she wanted to help me with training, asked her abt some extreme shit and she
Beau: told me loud and clear she didnt want to do bodily harm to me that could like be seriously bad aka cut me with her sword on purpose
Beau: but then she said how like
Beau: “i only want to cause harm to someone with my teeth if its consensual” and i just AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Beau: maybe i jacked off maybe i fucking didnt. not any of your FUCKING business jester
Jessie: BWBHEFBHDSFSHBJSBHGD
Jessie: YOURE DISGUSTING.
Beau: YEAH I KNOW
Jessie: y do u always come here to b horny on main ;_; cant i rest? cant i get a break? why must u fucks hurt me like this
Jessie: im jk btw!! u can be horny on main as much as u want!!
Beau: lmao thanks man
Beau: what in the fucking ever tho!! i can cope with this
Jessie: yeah u can!!
Beau: yeah i can!
Beau: JESTER I CANT COPE WITH IT
Jessie: UM??? THEN???
Beau: aaaaAAAAAAAAAA
Jessie: WRITE SOME FANFICTION??!!!
Beau: wh
Beau: FUCKING DISGOSTANG
Jessie: NOOO DONT TRASH A MEDIUM THAT IS TREASURED BY A LOT OF PEOPLE YOURE SO SEXY HAHA
Jessie: no but rlly write smth!
Beau: like what?
Jessie: porn lol
Jessie: either guinnevere jacking off, guinevere fuckin some of the female crew from the ship, or perhaps even oskar and nathaniel!
Jessie: OR OR OR GUINEVERE X OSKAR X NATHANIEL!!!
Beau: big brain ideas….
Jessie: perhaps i want to write some of that myself… especially the last one….
Beau: :ZOOMY EYES MOTHERFUCKER:
Jessie: I KNOWWWWW
Jessie: there arent enough f/m/m things for these three where oskar is the focus…
Beau: there just arent enough things for the ot3 PERIOD.
Jessie: YEAH!! YEAH!!
Jessie: *clears throat*
Jessie: i have made it my mission, from now on, to compensate for the lack of content for this beautiful ot3!!!
Jessie: reasoning? im sexy
Beau: youre so sexy man, GET IT!!!
Jessie: WOOOO
Beau: maybe ill write something as well who knows…
Jessie: !!!!
Jessie: IF YOU DO PLS SHARE
Beau: hmghmmhmgm
Beau: perhaps…
Jessie: !!! ;_;!!!!
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22:01
Private chat between CalebWidogast and MollymaukTealeaf
CalebWidogast is now online
CalebWidogast: Mollymauk… is that you on the balcony?
MollymaukTealeaf is now online
MollymaukTealeaf: yes thats me! why is that?
CalebWidogast: I was wondering if I could join you there? Or perhaps go there later..
CalebWidogast: I think I need some fresh air..
MollymaukTealeaf: no worries dear, just come here
CalebWidogast: Thank you..
CalebWidogast: Yeah… My throat closes up the moment I try to speak.. I apologise if it’s a problem..
CalebWidogast: I don’t enjoy going non-verbal...
CalebWidogast: Heh, I suppose so.
CalebWidogast: The only thing hot here is my chest because I have a cold, Mx. Mollymauk. Don’t be presumptuous..
CalebWidogast: A Periapt of Wound Closure? Yes, I have heard of it.. Pumat Prime had mentioned it once to me..
CalebWidogast: Oh, it’s for sale?
CalebWidogast: Mm, good luck.
CalebWidogast: I thought you stopped smoking?
CalebWidogast: Ah, of course. No wonder you used it to cope..
CalebWidogast: Smoking feels like such a you thing.
CalebWidogast: My ass hurts… The wonders of metal chairs..
MollymaukTealeaf: WOW ok what a mood
CalebWidogast: Tired of the one sided conversation?
MollymaukTealeaf: you could say so! i do however have absolutely no problem with you like this darling
CalebWidogast: I know that, you’ve told me so a few times already..
MollymaukTealeaf: 3:)
MollymaukTealeaf: seriously though, if you want to talk ill be here
MollymaukTealeaf: everything alright?
CalebWidogast: No, but when are things alright anymore?
CalebWidogast: I just started feeling overwhelmed inside..
MollymaukTealeaf: under stimulation or anxiety?
CalebWidogast: Both..
CalebWidogast: Staying locked inside your room and just sitting on your bed is not as fun as I want it to be..
CalebWidogast: I did read some fanfictions, so that was lovely.
MollymaukTealeaf: mm is that so? anything interesting?
CalebWidogast: Well, I suppose so..
CalebWidogast: Ever since the Fandom-Boom, as we’ve dubbed it, there has been an influx of new content..
CalebWidogast: It’s quite refreshing, to be honest, but also extremely overwhelming…
MollymaukTealeaf: any new drama lol
CalebWidogast: Mm, so I suppose you haven’t checked Tumblr in a while?
MollymaukTealeaf: nope, just checked for reactions on the cosplay and announcement for my twitch lol
CalebWidogast: Oh, you were dragged in it as well, but Beau immediately shut that down..
CalebWidogast: It was something stupid about how it is stupid that we have to make everything gay, or something like that… It was just rotting with homophobia and transphobia
MollymaukTealeaf: oh my fucking gods, what???
CalebWidogast: Oh, you know, our favourite headcanon for Oskar, aka. he is a trans icon… Etc.
MollymaukTealeaf: of fucks sake, not that shite again
CalebWidogast: Nott, Jester, and Beau ended up just destroying their arguments however, and they quickly deactivated their account..
CalebWidogast: They were a terf. So.
MollymaukTealeaf: fcking good,we ve got no time for that and place for them, fucking hells
MollymaukTealeaf: i hope they all burn for the hurt and bigotry theyve caused
CalebWidogast: Cheers..
CalebWidogast: The reaction to your streaming announcement was huge, wasn’t it?
MollymaukTealeaf: YES i was so surprised! even some of those “drama and news” channels talked about me! its bloody insane
MollymaukTealeaf: im so incredibly excited
CalebWidogast: So am I for you, and so are the others, if the massive sum of tweets from the rest you have probably received shows it…
MollymaukTealeaf: gods, yeah
MollymaukTealeaf: people seem to be very into the idea of me cosplaying while i stream
MollymaukTealeaf: horny fuckers lol
CalebWidogast: Heh, can you blame them?
MollymaukTealeaf: the cosplay got a lot of traction as well! that was great
CalebWidogast: I saw it, it’s quite lovely..
CalebWidogast: All of us have been growing in popularity, isn’t that so?
MollymaukTealeaf: its quite scary really, but its also incredibly exciting? if that makes sense?
MollymaukTealeaf: dreading the implications, but also super amazing
CalebWidogast: Yeah, it makes sense..
CalebWidogast: Mollymauk… this is your fourth cigarette..
MollymaukTealeaf: i havent smoked all day darling, dont judge me
CalebWidogast: I’m not judging you, I’m just worried.
MollymaukTealeaf: trust me when i tell you im fine
MollymaukTealeaf: i used to smoke a pack per day back in the days, after the accident
CalebWidogast: Mm, at least that’s an upgrade. Good to hear..
MollymaukTealeaf: it is 3:)
CalebWidogast: Sorry if I’ve bothered you, but thank you for keeping me company..
MollymaukTealeaf: no worries darling, really
MollymaukTealeaf: i was there beforehand anyway so lol
CalebWidogast: Coming for dinner?
MollymaukTealeaf: omw! just gonna wash my hands, tail, and horns first
CalebWidogast: ...Tail and horns…?
MollymaukTealeaf: just a saying!
CalebWidogast: Ah, got it..
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23:45
Private chat between Guinevere and Oskar
Guinevere: um
Guinevere: fjord
Oskar: Hey, Jester! What’s up?
Guinevere: um,,,, can i sleep over again at ur place
Guinevere: I KNOW I KINDA DID THAT A LOT LAST WEEK,,, AND I SLEPT AT UR PLACE LAST NIGHT TOOK A NAP AT UR PLACE 2DAY,,,,,, BUT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
Guinevere: hgngngng
Oskar: Oh, sure! That’s fine with me!
Guinevere: !!!! yeah??
Oskar: Of course!
Oskar: Is there a reason though? Still feeling lonely?
Guinevere: pfft
Guinevere: no
Guinevere: i just got used to cuddling w someone now and its weird sleeping alone ;_;
Oskar: Alright! Good enough for me. Come whenever.
Guinevere: uwuw
Guinevere: hehehe
Guinevere: come lol
Oskar: …
Oskar: I hate you.
Guinevere: >:P
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Tuesday
00:18
Private chat between Beau and Jessie
Beau: uh
Beau: how does this sound
Beau: “Guinevere’s heart thumped so loudly and so clear inside her chest, she was sure it would burst out in an instant. The beat of the drums in the room as things got wilder, melding in with the surroundings along her wild pulse; the bodies and her surroundings seemingly disappearing as she focused on the two men in front of her and how the two seemed to fit together so perfectly, even with her by their side. Their bodies moving together like they’ve done this dance before countless times, Nathaniel holding Oskar’s hips and digging his fingers into them with a possessive and yet heated look in his eyes, while Guinevere smoothly wrapped her arms around Oskar’s neck and pressed herself against him. The way Oskar looked almost desperate as he tried to hold onto Nathaniel and Guinevere at the same time- it made her gasp. And she barely held herself back from grinding down onto Oskar’s leg between her thighs and reaching up to kiss him.”
Beau: its kinda long but idk its a start
Beau: its for the ot3… idk
Beau: context is that theyre like at a club or something and they just got horny idk
Beau: IM THINKING OF A PLOT OK? MAYBE ASSASSINS OR SMTH
Beau: THIS SINT GONNA BE A PWP!!!! I AM NOT YOU OR CALEB!
Jessie is now online
Jessie: wait lemme read it
Jessie: HOLY SHITTTTT THAT IS SO GOOD
Jessie: also LOVE THE IDEA OF THEM BEING ASSASSINS HERE!!!
Jessie: did u immediately jump to the sexy bits lol
Beau: PERHAPS
Jessie: OH OH OH!! FOR THE ASSASSIN THING
Beau: yeah??
Jessie: maybe MAYBE OMG
Jessie: NATHANIEL AND GUINEVERE BEING THE ASSASSINS????
Beau: HOOO SHIT
Beau: OR LIKE. OSKAR IS THE ASSASSIN AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL THESE TWO
Beau: OR
Jessie: OR??
Beau: NATHANIEL AND OSKAR ARE THE ASSASSINS RIGHT?
Jessie: RIGHT
Beau: NATH IS SEDUCING OSKAR(GOING WELL SO FAR) AND THEN THEY HAVE TO GO FOR GUINEVERE WHERE SHE ACCIDENTALLY SEDUCES OSKAR(GOES PRETTY WELL)
Jessie: OOOOOO!!! THATS SO GOOD
Jessie: omg pls do that
Beau: i think i might my fucking god
Jessie: WHY DID U STOP WRITING, U ALWAYS MADE GOOD CONTENT
Beau: I DONT KNOW MAN, DEPRESSION
Jessie: :((
Jessie: gods i rlly am super supportive of u
Jessie: and as ur friend i do wanna say smth
Beau: oh no
Jessie: DONT OH NO ME SDLKFJSLDKFJ
Jessie: no but seriously,,, why did u actually stop writing?
Jessie: were so happy!! it was like ur fav hobby!!!
Jessie: im just worried :(
Jessie: look i kno u want ur privacy and all and i respect that but u never rlly properly talked abt urself :((((
Jessie: idk
Beau: gh
Beau: its fine man, just
Beau: its because of my fucking dad
Beau: boo hoo no surprise is there
Jessie: honestly no,,, but its still good to get a confirmation u kno?
Beau: yeah yeah i get it
Beau: jsut
Beau: its not really a big thing but i guess he thought i was wasting my time writing
Beau: because it didnt help with the business or whatever
Jessie: business??
Beau: long story, ill tell you another time
Beau: but yeah he just got on my ass even more because i stayed a lot on the computer writing and shit so
Beau: i decided to start doing some fucked up shit instead of that
Beau: he seemed happier with me miserable than actually happy
Beau: and the fact that i didnt want to pursue it as a career or something made me feel like it was a waste of time
Beau: s all
Jessie: beau :((( i wanna hug u so bad
Beau: same i guess? another time
Jessie: another time :(
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00:59
Private chat between MollyMollymauk and JestJester
JestJester: MOLLY
JestJester: I NEED U RN
MollyMollymauk is now online
MollyMollymauk: yes darling?
JestJester: k one i wanna make smth for beau but idk what i should make u have any ideas?
MollyMollymauk: well… is it a gift for something? or just a regular ol jester friend gift
JestJester: jester friend gift!!
MollyMollymauk: then i recommend doing an art piece of oskar and guinevere but make it Saucey
JestJester: yessss ok ok ok cool got it
JestJester: two can i ask u smth
MollyMollymauk: of course! go ahead
JestJester: is it true that u and cayyyleb hooked up??
JestJester: like
JestJester: beau said in our gc that u hooked up bc she accidentally heard noises but idk!! i never got anything from that
JestJester: and u seem off as well :(
MollyMollymauk: well, to be honest, everyone seems off dont they?
JestJester: hggngng yeah
JestJester: like fjord and beau are busy as all hell and like theyre probably ignoring some trauma
JestJester: nott also seems weird but im not sure w her bc i havent really talked w her
JestJester: cayyyyleb is his depressed self and uh
JestJester: i actually dont rlly know w u and yash im sorry;;
MollyMollymauk: its alright darling! weve both been doing our own thing
MollyMollymauk: we should hang out agains soon, hm?
JestJester: !!! YES!!
JestJester: maybe u could accompany me on a walk soon uwu
MollyMollymauk: that would be lovely! ill find some time for it
JestJester: !!!
MollyMollymauk: and how are you though?
JestJester: im gucci uwu
JestJester: tired but gucci!
MollyMollymauk: thats lovely to hear darling!
JestJester: so….. the cayleb thing
MollyMollymauk: thought you forgot abt it lol
JestJester: NAH i wanna hear details :eyes:
MollyMollymauk: you are in for a ride….
MollyMollymauk: so tl;dr we just had built up sexual tension and we were drunk or smth!! and we boned
JestJester: OOOOOO
MollyMollymauk: but thats it, nothing else to it
JestJester: wh……
JestJester: what do u mean nothing else to it?
MollyMollymauk: caleb had stated clearly that it was a mistake. we were just drunk
MollyMollymauk: so
MollyMollymauk: yeah
JestJester: omg…. wtf
JestJester: im about to beat u 2 up
MollyMollymauk: please do, im so done with him
JestJester: omg???
JestJester: hows it like living with him tho??? now that u did……... That
MollyMollymauk: that was a bit dramatic on my part tbh, i dont actually have anything against him. whats been done has been done and weve had a great time together(hopefully)
MollyMollymauk: its quite lovely actually! both nott and caleb are very careful and respect our privacy, which is a delight, and also it is really really nice
MollyMollymauk: there is always something happening in the house i guess? in a good way! like
MollyMollymauk: one moment everything is quiet and things are calm, and the next you can hear nott screeching down the hall because she is playing pirates with frumpkin…. it is so adorable you have no idea
MollyMollymauk: ok but friday right? first night we slept there? i dlkfjldkfjdfg
MollyMollymauk: i woke up at like 3 am, DYING of bloody thirst, and i waddled over to the kitchen and LKJDFLSKJD
MollyMollymauk: CALEB AND NOTT WERE IN THE LIVING ROOM? IN THIS WEIRD POSITION?
MollyMollymauk: WHERE CALEB WAS ON THE COUCH, SITTING ON IT WITH HIS FEET UP AND HUNCHED LIKE A GREMLIN, WITH NOTT DOING THE SAME BUT ON HIS SHOULDERS??
MollyMollymauk: IT WAS HYSTERICAL
MollyMollymauk: it felt like a bloody fever dream fck
JestJester: BWDBHBFHFFEJKHGKKSD WHAt??t?t?SD??gG?f
MollyMollymauk: YEAH…..
MollyMollymauk: AND THEY WERENT DOING ANYTHING. AT ALL
JestJester: LAKSFDJSDLKJDKLGGF
JestJester: NOT EVEN WATCHING TV??
MollyMollymauk: NOT EVEN TV
MollyMollymauk: THEY WERE JUST VIBING.
JestJester: GODS I WISH THAT WERE ME
MollyMollymauk: me and yasha are just… making a home out of this place, and its been what? a few days?
MollyMollymauk: and!! i think frumpkin has taken a liking to me….
JestJester: AAAAA
JestJester: thats so great to hear ;_;!!!
MollyMollymauk: i know, its so!! ah!!
MollyMollymauk: though i suppose things are a bit strained between me and caleb, i will be fine
MollyMollymauk: he seems to be dealing with his own problems right now, so ill let him be
JestJester: yah??
MollyMollymauk: mhm!
JestJester: hey im rlly happy for u and glad to hear ure dealing with stuff!!
MollyMollymauk: thank you thank you, im amazing what can i say 3:)))
JestJester: :)))
JestJester: but :eyes: how is he in bed
MollyMollymauk: oh my god you have no idea how good he is i hate this i hate it
MollyMollymauk: get on the vc since there is no one there darling ill give you the details
JestJester: YESSSSSSSSSSSS
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01:34
Voice chat - wecryingbois
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o TwitchRoyal
o LeetleTiefleeng
02:38
Private chat between PurplePetal and DarkStorm
PurplePetal: hey yarrow can i sleep in your room
DarkStorm is now online
DarkStorm: sure.
DarkStorm: everything alright?
PurplePetal: absolutely! just
PurplePetal: my bed is a mess because im organizing my cosplay materials and what i need to stream
PurplePetal: you saw it yesterday….
DarkStorm: mm, that's fair.
DarkStorm: come on, I'm waiting.
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13:11
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
TwitchRoyal is now online
Traitor is now online
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
TwitchRoyal: ALRIGHT homos i am tired of this homophobia
TwitchRoyal: who the fuck is starting an uprising and why do we need to get involved
TwitchRoyal: and why the FUCK did claudia send us messages on fucking INSTAGRAM
ViolentSoftie: because fuck the crown
ZemnianSuperstar: Fuck the Empire.
ViolentSoftie: THAT AS WELL
LeetleTiefleeng: u 2 are like the empire kids right??
ZemnianSuperstar: Yes, unfortunately..
ViolentSoftie: gag
ViolentSoftie: i hate this fucking empire
ZemnianSuperstar: Cheers..
TwitchRoyal: it is so incredibly amusing to see you two be so against the empire
ViolentSoftie: yeah because its terrible annd corrupt as fuck lmao
TwitchRoyal: absolutely, fuck the empire
LeetleTiefleeng: do u have any like connections to xhorhas or the empire molly???
TwitchRoyal: why so curious darling?
LeetleTiefleeng: idk!! im just curious :3c
TwitchRoyal: i get you 3:3c
TwitchRoyal: but no, im my own being babey!!
TwitchRoyal: i technically have dual nationality with xhorhas and the empire lol
TwitchRoyal: its so bloody hard to get empire citizenship, its terrible
LeetleTiefleeng: :0!!! thats so cool!! but also SUCKS
Traitor: i can attest for that now...
Traitor: i am xhorhasian in paper, and im trying to get the papers to become a empire citizen, because it will be better for me in the long term if we will live here for the foreseeable future.
ViolentSoftie: hows the process like??
Traitor: it’s just a lot of unnecessary paperwork and weeks of waiting for an answer back. it’s just all stupid… and it’s worse because i am trying for dual nationality.
Traitor: i don’t know, it just makes me very frustrated.
ZemnianSuperstar: I have once studied the process of being eligible for empire citizenship… and I am so sorry you have to deal with that.
Traitor: it is what it is…
BabyKiller: it is what it is…..
TwitchRoyal: no but really, the knights of requital? anyone going to talk about that?
CowboyOfTheSouth: Yup.
CowboyOfTheSouth: All we know about them is that they want to change the status quo, more than an actual uprising, though.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Ulog, was one of them? A dwarf. Who else?
ViolentSoftie: there was kara as well and uhhhhhh
ZemnianSuperstar: Dolan and Horris I believe..
ViolentSoftie: cute couple tbh
ZemnianSuperstar: Agree..
TwitchRoyal: oh yeah
CowboyOfTheSouth: I’m going to check out the Leaky Tap today, maybe see if I can catch them again.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Beau, you said you took notes about our meeting? Why didn’t you just send them here like you did with the sewer ones?
ViolentSoftie: those i kinda hurriedly written down in my fucking notebook dude, and they wouldnt have liked it if i got my phone out like seriously
ViolentSoftie: they were already super suspicious that we kept our phones with us
LeetleTiefleeng: they were????
ViolentSoftie: yeah man, its cause they were afraid we might have recorded the meeting or something
BabyKiller: i think we shouldve just done that??
CowboyOfTheSouth: Now, I don’t think it would have been a good idea for us to do that. If the Crown were to get their hands onto the recordings we could have gotten in trouble. Because we sure were quite a bit invested in what they were saying. Even if we were hesitant.
TwitchRoyal: but then we could always give them in? or say that we tried to infiltrate?
ViolentSoftie: but do we really want to get on the bad side of the citizens as well?
LeetleTiefleeng: guys;;;; i mean its good that we have a back up plan but it could be cool to help them out?
BabyKiller: cool??? this isnt just like a hobby or something, jester, its people under the empire being tired of the shit and corruption of the crown.
ZemnianSuperstar: If anything, it would be a bad move to present ourselves as snitches.. We all live here in Zadash and I believe we will continue to do so for the next few years..
ZemnianSuperstar: Also, we have exposed ourselves in these messages.
TwitchRoyal: mm
BabyKiller: ehg
LeetleTiefleeng: oof
ViolentSoftie: whatever yall
ViolentSoftie: youre going there alone fjord???
CowboyOfTheSouth: Sure! All of you seem pretty busy, and I have some free time today, so.
LeetleTiefleeng: pls take care bby ;_;
CowboyOfTheSouth: I will, no worries!
LeetleTiefleeng: <3
CowboyOfTheSouth: <3
ViolentSoftie: DISGUSTING…
LeetleTiefleeng: DFJDFKJGKJDFKJ
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15:18
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: Wh
MonsterTrucker: BEAU.
PussySlayer69: WHAT
MonsterTrucker: WHY ARE YOU HERE?
PussySlayer69: IM NOT LETTING YOU GO THERE ALONE SMH
MonsterTrucker: FINE. COME ON, ULOG IS WATCHING US FURIOUSLY TYPE AT ONE ANOTHER FROM ACROSS THE ROOM.
PussySlayer69: FINE
PussySlayer69: BITCH
MonsterTrucker: ASSHOLE.
PussySlayer69: PERISH
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19:22
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng: @CowboyOfTheSouth
LeetleTiefleeng: u home yet??
CowboyOfTheSouth: Yes! And I am accompanied by a certain damn bastard.
BabyKiller: molly didnt go with you lol
TwitchRoyal: HELLO??
LeetleTiefleeng: DFKJDKFJGDFGD
ViolentSoftie: LMAO
ViolentSoftie: its me actually, im the bastard
BabyKiller: DIDNT YOU SAY YOU WERE BUSY AS SHIT?
ViolentSoftie: YEAH AND? COWARD
BabyKiller: WHHWHWH?????
LeetleTiefleeng: BEAU!! WHY!!!
ViolentSoftie: I WANTED TO LOOK OUT FOR HIM, JEEZ
TwitchRoyal: oh my god, you fool. of course you would do this
BabyKiller: @ViolentSoftie soft
TwitchRoyal: @ViolentSoftie soft
LeetleTiefleeng: @ViolentSoftie soft!!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: HA-
ViolentSoftie: i….. wow
ViolentSoftie: you guys really want me to kill you all huh
BabyKiller: pls do
TwitchRoyal: gods im begging you to end it all
LeetleTiefleeng: WH??? GUYS???
LeetleTiefleeng: SHOULD WE BE WORRIED
BabyKiller: nah, im gucci
TwitchRoyal: nope, im good
ZemnianSuperstar: ...Right…
ZemnianSuperstar: So? How was it?
CowboyOfTheSouth: Well, he certainly talked quite a lot.
ViolentSoftie: fuckin hells he went on for a long while
ViolentSoftie: tl;dr they wanna do something soon, and they offered us money and shit
ViolentSoftie: i think we need to meet up to talk about this cause… you know… messages are evidence
ViolentSoftie: i made notes and shit and its kinda hard over text
ViolentSoftie: but also: apparently the”targets” in question leave REALLY messy online like prints ™ so like nott you can get on their ass
BabyKiller: MY TIME HAS COME. HACKER SUIT ON
BabyKiller: and its a blue fursuit of a dog with disco balls instead of eyes
LeetleTiefleeng: KJSDLFKJDLKJFD
TwitchRoyal: TERRIBLE. BURN IT
ViolentSoftie: LMAOOO
BabyKiller: when should we meet to talk about it??? i have some time tomorrow between the general store and the bar so? we can meet at the leaky tap
TwitchRoyal: oh right, you work at a bar?
BabyKiller: yah
TwitchRoyal: sexy
TwitchRoyal: i can tomorrow! though i do have a class with mr dosal, im free otherwise 3:)
ViolentSoftie: isnt he that sexy water genasi teacher
TwitchRoyal: YEAH its him
ViolentSoftie: hot
TwitchRoyal: hes probably a dilf
ViolentSoftie: even hotter
LeetleTiefleeng: SKJFLKDFJLDGF
TwitchRoyal: LMAO
ViolentSoftie: i can make some time i guess???
CowboyOfTheSouth: Same here!
LeetleTiefleeng: im free whenever uwu im taking my classes online today anyway
BabyKiller: really?? :0??
LeetleTiefleeng: yah! i just have a lottt of commissions to get through and tis easier if i just do my work from home uwu
ViolentSoftie: gay rights
BabyKiller: gay rights!!
Traitor: i suppose i can. i need to start tending to my garden, but otherwise i can.
ZemnianSuperstar: I do not have work tomorrow, so I am free…
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wonderful! 13 or 15 pm?
BabyKiller: 13 best for me;;;
LeetleTiefleeng: same hat!
ViolentSoftie: same hat i guess
TwitchRoyal: same hat darling
Traitor: yeah, that works.
ZemnianSuperstar: Mhm..
CowboyOfTheSouth: Great!
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19:58
Private chat between Beau and Jessie
Beau: shit dude
Beau: i just realised
Jessie: mm??
Beau: a storm is gonna come up soon again
Beau: a pretty bad one apparently
Jessie: oh no
Jessie: when??
Beau: could be this weekend, could be tomorrow
Beau: idk when
Jessie: oof….
Jessie: yasha is gonna leave again :((
Beau: yupppp
Beau: do you ever just
Beau: i mean this is stupid but like
Jessie: nope whats up bby
Beau: mhmhmhgfhg
Beau: do you ever fear? that she might not come back from one of her outings one day?
Beau: or at least come back and be completely different?
Beau: i think about the first one a lot. its really fucking scary to think about it
Jessie: yah it is rlly rlly scary
Jessie: but i mean,,,, i think abt it a bit but like, not that much!! shes been doing this for a while, im sure shell be fine!!
Beau: sigh
Beau: i fucking guess
Jessie: ure worried, huh? :(
Beau: yeah i fuckng am, like
Beau: all of us get worried dude
Beau: idk
Jessie: thats fair!! and yah we do… but thats bc were her friends and we care abt her rlly mch!!
Beau: yeah
Beau: yeah we fckin do
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21:18
Private chat between MommaNott and Caleb
MommaNott: hey caleb, where are you?
Caleb: Ah… I’m not home right now..
MommaNott: yeah no shit
MommaNott: where did you go?
Caleb: I am at the Invulnerable Vagrant.. I wanted to check out some of their new things, I suppose.
MommaNott: are you alone?
Caleb: I am alone at the moment, but I will meet with Yasha in the city..
Caleb: We’ll be home soon..
MommaNott: alright, got it, take care yeah?
MommaNott: message me if something goes wrong
Caleb: I will, do not worry..
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22:19
Private chat between YashaNydoorin and CalebWidogast
YashaNydoorin: is the package still safe?
CalebWidogast: That it is… Thank you so much for helping me out with it.. I will pay you back soon..
YashaNydoorin: of course. you’re lucky i got payed today, but don’t worry about paying me back. i’m fine.
CalebWidogast: Thank you..
YashaNydoorin: who is it for? whatever you bought?
CalebWidogast: For an acquaintance of mine.
YashaNydoorin: alright.
YashaNydoorin: wash your hands, dinner is ready.
CalebWidogast: Already done..
YashaNydoorin is offline
CalebWidogast is now offline
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23:01
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
ViolentSoftie: *whistles* anyone still alive?
ZemnianSuperstar is now online
ZemnianSuperstar: Sadly..
ViolentSoftie: wow what a fucking mood
ViolentSoftie: sup man?
ZemnianSuperstar: Studying and looking over some of my notes concerning Transmutation.. That is all.
ZemnianSuperstar: And trying not to get scratched up by Frumpkin..
ViolentSoftie: frump ok?
ZemnianSuperstar: Not really. He hasn’t been well since last weekend, and the veterinary we go by seems to have shut down. Or at least we can’t reach it..
ZemnianSuperstar: And we’re looking for another one, but this area is not popular for being animal friendly..
ViolentSoftie: shit man that really sucks
ViolentSoftie: really hope he feels better soon, and ill try to be on the lookout for anything of the sorts
ZemnianSuperstar: Thank you, I appreciate it..
ZemnianSuperstar: How are you tonight?
ViolentSoftie: gah, im fucking tired
ViolentSoftie: just want to go to bed tbh
ZemnianSuperstar: Then why are you not going to bed?
ViolentSoftie: i have some notes i have to look over for some classes tomorrow
ViolentSoftie: i didnt do shit today with schoolwork tbh and im trying to catch up
ZemnianSuperstar: Is there any way I could help you out?
ViolentSoftie: not rlly tbh
ViolentSoftie: but you wanna have a study sesh over vc?
ZemnianSuperstar: That would be lovely, actually.
ViolentSoftie: yo bitches if anyone wants to join us in the study vc come on up
ViolentSoftie: were gay
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23:59
Voice chat - student lyfe 5 ever
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o ViolentSoftie
o ZemnianSuperstar
o CowboyOfTheSouth
x BabyKiller
Wednesday
01:11
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng: hey,,,, guys???
BabyKiller: sup!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Hello!
Traitor is now online
ViolentSoftie: sup dude?
TwitchRoyal: whats up darling?
ZemnianSuperstar: Yes?
Traitor: mm?
LeetleTiefleeng: i have like a smooool announcement to make
LeetleTiefleeng: its more like a request but like dkfjldfkjldgf
BabyKiller: go ahead!! whats up jess??
ViolentSoftie: yeah man, sup?
LeetleTiefleeng: just;;;
LeetleTiefleeng: its nothing bad but!!
LeetleTiefleeng: ive been talking a lot to calianna recently and like were both super cool and vibing together because were both super duper cool
LeetleTiefleeng: and we have been talking a lot about our gender presentations and how we express ourselves and how that influences us and our day to day lives and like,,,, pronouns and such were a big thing we were talking abt, other than tusk love lol
LeetleTiefleeng: gah its such a small request and i kno u guys will totally do it but like
LeetleTiefleeng: i was wondering if u guys could also use they/them for me???
LeetleTiefleeng: im still trying to understand my gender presentation and i kinda want to try mixing up my pronouns!! like a smol littol step in my nonbinary quest of conquering the world by drawing dicks
LeetleTiefleeng: i might ask for he/him later on but!!
LeetleTiefleeng: yah is all dlfkjldfkjgdfg
ViolentSoftie: YOOO dude no need to worry, well totally do that
CowboyOfTheSouth: What Beau said! But thank you for telling us. :,)
LeetleTiefleeng: ;_; u guys
TwitchRoyal: darling i am so very proud of you, and im so happy you told us about this
TwitchRoyal: of bloody course well use they/them for you!! no worries
LeetleTiefleeng: !!!
TwitchRoyal: also :handshake: wanting to change up our presentations
LeetleTiefleeng: :handshake:
BabyKiller: molls you wanna go by other pronouns as well??
TwitchRoyal: well
TwitchRoyal: i suppose i do, but i certainly am not bothered by you all still using he/him for me. after all thats what i asked all of you to use, no?
TwitchRoyal: if you want to be even funky and fresh, you could mix it up with she/her and they/them and use them all and confuse those around us lol
LeetleTiefleeng: OMG…. ure getting the full set!!
TwitchRoyal: darling, it is by far not the full set and you know it
TwitchRoyal: i wont even get my finger into neopronouns yet because then i will become too powerful
LeetleTiefleeng: i always rlly liked the fae/faer pronouns tbh ;_; theyre so pretty
LeetleTiefleeng: im not asking for u all to use them btw!! or at least not yet ldkjlkjgdf i just wanna try out they/them first!
BabyKiller: you two will horde all the pronouns. you will become too powerful
LeetleTiefleeng: AND WE DESERVE IT
BabyKiller: AND YOU DESERVE IT WHOLEHEARTEDLY!!
ViolentSoftie: man yall are making me want to try this shit out as well
LeetleTiefleeng: !!! like new pronouns??
ViolentSoftie: yeah tbh
ViolentSoftie: but im cis so like
LeetleTiefleeng: GASP
TwitchRoyal: UH OH
LeetleTiefleeng: EDUCATION TIME!!
TwitchRoyal: EDUCATION TIME??
LeetleTiefleeng: E D U T C A T I O N T I M E !!!
LeetleTiefleeng: bby just bc ure cis it doesnt mean u cant use other pronouns than the ones you have used so far!!
LeetleTiefleeng: while for a lot of people pronouns are related to their gender identities(she for girls, he for bois, and they for enbies(which has the implication that somehow “nonbinary” is a third gender which :grimacing: it is not a cute look bc it is much more complex than that)) they dont have to be directly tied to it!! they rlly rlly dont
LeetleTiefleeng: if u state that pronouns are inherently and intrinsically gendered then it has some weird implications. because a lot of people have a very complicated relationship with their gender for multiple reasons, and saying that the pronouns they might use might directly be tied to their pronouns its a bit stupid, because theyre a form of gender expression and not your actual gender!
LeetleTiefleeng: u can be a woman and use he/him or they/them, or a man and use she/her or they/them!! and like me, you can be nonbinary and use she/her!! and that doesnt make me a gorl!
LeetleTiefleeng: but ofc it is important to absolutely acknowledge the fact that there are a Lot of people whose pronouns matter a lot and are in some way tied to their gender and thats super funky and fresh as well!!
LeetleTiefleeng: yah
LeetleTiefleeng: i cant like explain my thots and such entirely tonite bc im RLLY RLLY tired, but the thing is u can try other pronouns out!! srsly!
LeetleTiefleeng: tl;dr its ur own gender presentation and U get to decide what u do with it!!
ViolentSoftie: wow thats a lot
ViolentSoftie: but also it makes sense tbh
CowboyOfTheSouth: Are you thinking of trying out some pronouns any time soon?
ViolentSoftie: eh probably, not now thats for sure
ViolentSoftie: maybe like
ViolentSoftie: idk
ViolentSoftie: he/him? it sounds good
LeetleTiefleeng: !!!
BabyKiller: beau we support you so fucking much
BabyKiller: also im 100% behind on what jessie said!!
ViolentSoftie: thanks? i guess
TwitchRoyal: so no he/him for now?
ViolentSoftie: nope im just stickin to the basic she/her like the funky bitch i am
ViolentSoftie: but its noted for you two funky motherfuckers!
LeetleTiefleeng: uwu
TwitchRoyal: üwü
ViolentSoftie: disgusting
LeetleTiefleeng: thank u all sm!!
LeetleTiefleeng: now i will go to sleep. tored
CowboyOfTheSouth: Same here! Everyone, have a goodnight.
ViolentSoftie: goin as well, you too man
ZemnianSuperstar: I will as well… Goodnight..
Traitor: night everybody.
TwitchRoyal: night!
BabyKiller: night yall!!
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06:54
Private chat between Beau and Jessie
Beau is now online
Beau: morning man i have a question
Jessie is now online
Jessie: morn!! and is it abt the pronouns thing??
Beau: oh no actually totally different
Jessie: ok uwu
Beau: uwu
Beau: or smth, ew
Jessie: lolol
Beau: but uh
Beau: did you also get this like… fuckin weird email?
Jessie: what email beau??
Beau: its like i got it last night and its uh
Beau: about some fucking trip in like a few weeks? near the end of the semester?
Beau: idk its this collaboration with this sketchy as fuck group
Beau: the leader is?? named lorenzo or smth?
Jessie: uhhh lemme check
Jessie: yeah!! i got an email w it last night as well!
Jessie: it sounds kinda cool tho :0!!
Beau: dude
Beau: these strangers are bringing just 10 random students in a sketchy as fuck city??? how does that sound fun?
Jessie: idk theres camping??
Jessie: lemme read it again
Jessie: oki,,, now that i kinda read it all again it DOES sound sketchy,,,,,
Beau: duh
Jessie: anyone else got the emails??
Beau: dont think so, they would have mentioned it somewhere if they did?
Jessie: ...so just us?
Beau: eh its probably fuckigng random so
Jessie: yah!!
Beau: hey dude wanna get dinner together?
Beau: got some time to go out so
Jessie: sure!! id love to!!
Beau: hell yeah man
Jessie: :)!!!
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08:11
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng: whats the vibe for today lads!!
TwitchRoyal is now online
Traitor is now online
TwitchRoyal: this is the vibe lads
TwitchRoyal sent a file
picture248.jpg [It is a picture of Mollymauk, Nott, Caleb, and Yasha. All four of them are sitting at a square table with different plates on it and four mugs filled with different liquids. Mollymauk is sitting down, holding the camera and smiling at it, twisted around to have all the other three in the shot with him. He is wearing a yellow shirt with a white cardigan on top, no make-up on or jewelry on his horns. Nott is sitting to his left, hunched over her plate and eating furiously with her back to the camera. In her right hand she is holding her phone and is open on Youtube, scrolling through. Her hair is up in a messy bun and she is wearing a grey undershirt. Caleb is sitting across from Mollymauk, and is in the middle of bringing a fork with food to his mouth which is slightly open and his eyes are a bit shocked as he is looking at the camera like he didn’t expect the picture to be taken. He is wearing a dark blue weathered sweater with his sleeves rolled up the forearms, which are covered with clean bandages. Yasha is sitting across from Nott, and is looking lazily at the camera and chewing on some food. She has her wireless earphones on and is wearing a tight white shirt with a lenny face on it and multiple bracelets and rings on her hands.]
LeetleTiefleeng: OMG I LOVE THE SHIRT
Traitor: it’s beau’s. i still need to give it back.
LeetleTiefleeng: Do Not. She Will Understand.
Traitor: alright…?
TwitchRoyal: did you eat breakfast yet, jester darling??
LeetleTiefleeng: nope but i have a beautiful bagel sandwich that im abt to munch down my gullet
TwitchRoyal: clean vibes darling, love it
Traitor: don’t forget to drink water as well.
LeetleTiefleeng: yah!!
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12:47
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
ZemnianSuperstar is now online
ZemnianSuperstar: So… We are still meeting, right?
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
CowboyOfTheSouth: I do think so!
CowboyOfTheSouth: I am at the Leaky Tap with most of the Mighty Nein now! You, Nott, and Jessie are missing.
ZemnianSuperstar: Ah, ok. We’re soon there..
CowboyOfTheSouth: Awesome! We’ll be here.
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18:35
BabyKiller is now online
BabyKiller: owo anyone
LeetleTiefleeng: hiya!!
BabyKiller: hewwo!!
Traitor: hey.
LeetleTiefleeng: hey gorls!! how yall doin :D
Traitor: i’m doing well. working on some projects, i suppose. and drinking some of mollymauk’s stash wine.
Traitor: delicious. stealing.
LeetleTiefleeng: OOO sounds like a vibe!!
Traitor: mhm, yeah.
BabyKiller: im good as well! lots of shit to do, around the house as well, but vibing :)
LeetleTiefleeng: im rlly happy to hear that guys!!
Traitor: how are you, jester?
LeetleTiefleeng: tired T_T but good!!
LeetleTiefleeng: im uhhh doing some research with some stuff, so its!! a vibe as well
Traitor: i’m happy to hear that.
BabyKiller: same hat!!
LeetleTiefleeng: im gonna go do sum stuff, but lets talk later!!
BabyKiller: have fun!
LeetleTiefleeng: !!!
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19:28
Private chat between DarkStorm and PurplePetal
DarkStorm: a storm is coming up, lavender.
PurplePetal: mhm, that it is
PurplePetal: for how long will you be gone this time?
DarkStorm: for a few days, but not sure.
DarkStorm: i think ill be back by the end of the week though.
PurplePetal: two days? three?
DarkStorm: can’t say for sure, mollymauk, you know that.
PurplePetal: yeah yeah i do
PurplePetal: just
PurplePetal: ill miss you
DarkStorm: i will miss you as well, so much.
PurplePetal: are you gonna tell me when youll depart?
PurplePetal: yasha?
DarkStorm: don’t know.
DarkStorm: sorry.
PurplePetal: alright, alright
PurplePetal: no worries
PurplePetal: you know i love you right?
PurplePetal: i really really do, and im incredibly grateful youre in my life. you have no fucking idea how much you mean to me
PurplePetal: youve had such a big impact in my life. you are very important to me
PurplePetal: i could try to write as many love letters and give you as many gifts as possible, could sing you all the ballds and make as many poems for you, and paint and draw and make art f you but itll still never be enough
PurplePetal: i really really love you, i hope you do understand that
PurplePetal: take care, yash, ill be waiting for you with chocolate and pastries and some more wine
PurplePetal: dont think i didnt read what you did!! sneaky bastard
PurplePetal: love you, stay safe
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20:49
Private chat between TalkWithMyTherapist and WifeMaterial
TalkWithMyTherapist: hey man a storm just started up
TalkWithMyTherapist: and like i know youve probably left and shit but like
TalkWithMyTherapist: wanted to just say i hope youll be fine
TalkWithMyTherapist: dont get into trouble
TalkWithMyTherapist: and stuff
TalkWithMyTherapist: man fuck this, ill miss you like crazy.
Message cancelled
TalkWithMyTherapist: just be careful, fucks sake. dont want to lose you ok?
Message cancelled
TalkWithMyTherapist: see you in a few days lol
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22:19
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
CowboyOfTheSouth: @BabyKiller @ZemnianSuperstar I have a question, if y’all don’t mind
LeetleTiefleeng is now online
ZemnianSuperstar is now online
ZemnianSuperstar: Mm?
BabyKiller: yeah??
CowboyOfTheSouth: It’s just.
CowboyOfTheSouth: How would you define your relationship?
CowboyOfTheSouth: As far as Beau, Jester, and I have speculated, it seems that you two have a very child/parent kind of relationship.
CowboyOfTheSouth: If y’all don’t wanna answer it- that’s totally fine! Just curious.
BabyKiller: lmao what do yall think??
LeetleTiefleeng: i mean?? u seem more like a daughter to cayyyleb so lol
BabyKiller: what
ZemnianSuperstar: What?
ViolentSoftie: yeah man its so fucking obvious lolol
BabyKiller: molly bitch i can see you lurk, what do you think?
TwitchRoyal: uh
TwitchRoyal: i wont throw in my penny in this for once, i just want to spectate
BabyKiller: omg
CowboyOfTheSouth: I mean, those ARE the vibes you two send…
ZemnianSuperstar: I...
BabyKiller: yall...
BabyKiller: wow holy shit
BabyKiller: you got us all wrong???
ViolentSoftie: lol how
BabyKiller. i just
BabyKiller: by the fckin raven, he is MY BOY.
BabyKiller: i am HIS protector.
BabyKiller: yes, we have a parent and child relationship, youre right on that part absolutely 100%
BabyKiller: but i want to make it very clear-
BabyKiller: *I* am the parent here. he is MY boy. my son
ViolentSoftie: what
LeetleTiefleeng: holy shit???
TwitchRoyal: mr caleb any thoughts?
ZemnianSuperstar: Well… She is right..
ZemnianSuperstar: I look after her as well, that is true, but yeah.. What she explained is the essence of our relationship pretty much..
LeetleTiefleeng: haha lol nott
BabyKiller: ???
LeetleTiefleeng: lolol u are mommy material lolol
BabyKiller: …
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ViolentSoftie: BAKHFJHSDLKAJSLDKJAS
LeetleTiefleeng: ALKFJLDKJFLSKJDFS
TwitchRoyal: LMAO
ZemnianSuperstar: It seems that all of you have chosen death..
LeetleTiefleeng: sexy
ViolentSoftie: hot
TwitchRoyal: omg…
CowboyOfTheSouth: Welp! This was educational. Thank you for answering.
ZemnianSuperstar: No worries..
LeetleTiefleeng: guys,,,, did yasha leave??
BabyKiller is now online
BabyKiller: oh shit??
CowboyOfTheSouth: Did she?
LeetleTiefleeng: well, there is a storm goin on now so
CowboyOfTheSouth: Oh… You’re right.
TwitchRoyal: seems so, her traveling bag and herself arent in the apartment anymore
ZemnianSuperstar: Oh. She didn’t tell us.
BabyKiller: wait shes not in the apartment??
TwitchRoyal: nope
TwitchRoyal: she doesnt like to say when shell leave, at least she left just as it started
BabyKiller: :(
LeetleTiefleeng: :((
CowboyOfTheSouth: Well, let’s hope she’ll be back soon!
TwitchRoyal: yup, lets just hope
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23:01
Group chat “Peanut Butter and Lemon Tart Sandwich”
MollyMyMaukCoward: welp, ill just be honest here for a moment
MollyMyMaukCoward: ill be really fuckin depresed and under the weather while shes gone, so dont panic if i dont really leave the room
MollyMyMaukCoward: ill make breakfast as weve decided, but i wont be joining you in the kitchen
MollyMyMaukCoward: im sorry for that
FuckYourButtons: :( no its fine bby no worries
FuckYourButtons: but well be here for you, aight?
CalebWidogast: What Nott said.. We’ll be here for you, if you ever need us.
CalebWidogast: Just send us a message, yeah?
MollyMyMaukCoward: thank you, it means a lot
MollyMyMaukCoward: welp, im fuckin spent, ill bloody just. go to sleep
MollyMyMaukCoward: sleep tight you two, sweet dreams
FuckYourButtons: you too!!
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Thursday
00:34
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
LeetleTiefleeng: um
LeetleTiefleeng: u guys
LeetleTiefleeng: i need some help??? a request??
LeetleTiefleeng: again lol
ViolentSoftie: sup
CowboyOfTheSouth: What’s up?
BabyKiller: yeah??
LeetleTiefleeng: like i kno most of u are pretty busy this week but could some of u, or all if its possible, accompany with some clothing shopping soon???
LeetleTiefleeng: its like. i knooooow my aesthetic is like frilly skits and dresses and dark coloured dresses amd tights and such uwu but
LeetleTiefleeng: hmgngmgnmgngmg
LeetleTiefleeng: i kinda wanna??? try out wearing like??? more masculine clothes? or at least what is perceived as masculine by society?
LeetleTiefleeng: like a cool suit!! or smth!!
LeetleTiefleeng: i wanna explore my fashion style as well, both for my gender expression and for my fashion sense as well!
BabyKiller: sure!! i can help out a bit i think??
CowboyOfTheSouth: I can as well! I’d be glad to help, :)!
LeetleTiefleeng: !!!
LeetleTiefleeng: AAAAAAA!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: beau or cayyyleb, u wanna help??
ZemnianSuperstar: Ah, I’m sorry, but I don’t think I’ll be able to.. I haven’t gone out this week much, and it’s hard to leave the apartment..
LeetleTiefleeng: no worries!!
ViolentSoftie: dont think i can, sorry dude :/ really busy
LeetleTiefleeng: its oki!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: So me and Nott, then?
LeetleTiefleeng: yah!!
LeetleTiefleeng: when could u guys come??
BabyKiller: i think i could today actually!! for an hour or two??
CowboyOfTheSouth: I can today as well! A few hours, three or four at max.
LeetleTiefleeng: OOOOO!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: any time u guys have in mind??
BabyKiller: uh
BabyKiller: like 17-19?
CowboyOfTheSouth: That one works with me!
LeetleTiefleeng: aah!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: shall we meet at the library?
BabyKiller: sure!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Yeah!
LeetleTiefleeng: FUCK YES!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: its a date then >:3!!
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00:56
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: *INHALES*
MonsterTrucker: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
MonsterTrucker: BEAU. WHAT THE FUCK.
PussySlayer69: I FUCKING KNEW IT!! I FUCKING KENW YOU WOULD COME TO ME YOU EMOTIONALLY CONSTIPATED MOTHERFUCKER!!
MonsterTrucker: WHAT DO I DO?? A DAMN FUCKIN DATE???
PussySlayer69: DHGDLJFLGKJDFGD
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00:57
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: BWEHBHJSBHDJRSJLSDTLKJDTSKJDS BEAUURABDFBSBEAUBEUAB!!!!!
Jessie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Beau: OH COME ON….
Jessie: IM GAY, WHY DID I SAY THAT
Beau: YOU USELESS GAY MOTHERFUCKER
Jessie: WAAAAAAAAAA
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00:58
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: I damn KNOW Jester would like for it to be a date with Nott, but ME? They probably don’t even have a crush on me, but my damn stupid heart thought they meant it with me as well.
MonsterTrucker: I hate this. I hate this.
PussySlayer69: holy fucking shits dude. how fuckin in love with her can you be
PussySlayer69: i mean
PussySlayer69: you can always slide in their dms and be like ‘haha what if this was a date
PussySlayer69: just joking……
PussySlayer69: unless’
MonsterTrucker: UNLESS…
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00:59
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: WAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
Jessie: I KNO THAT FJORD KNOWS THAT ID LIKE IT TO BE A DATE V V MUCH W NOTT… BUT THE DUMBY PROB THINKS I DIDNT MEAN IT WITH HIM AS WELL!!!
Jessie: BEAUUU WHAT DO I DO
Beau: OH MY FUCKING GODS, JESTER
Beau: JUST SLIDE IN HIS DMS AND NOTTS AS WELL AND MAKE IT A DATE!!
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01:00
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: I mean. You are right. I could just do that.
PussySlayer69: YEAH EXACTLY. COME ON, MAN UP!! ASK THEM OUT
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01:00
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: HMMGGMMG
Jessie: OKI U KNO WHAT?
Jessie: I CAN DO THIS
Jessie: MAKE IT A DATE W HIM
Beau: YEAH AND THEN YOU CAN ASK NOTT OUT AS WELL
Jessie: YEAH!! YEAH
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01:01
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: You know what? FUCK IT. I’ll ask her.
PussySlayer69: COME ON!!! ASK HER
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01:01
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: MHMGMMGGM FINE!
Jessie: ILL ASK HIM AND THEN SEE WITH NOTT!!
Beau: FUCK YEAH GO FOR IT!! I BELIEVE IN YOU
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01:02
Private chat between Guinevere and Oskar
Guinevere: !! fjord!!
Oskar: Hey, Jessie! Caught me just as I was about to ask you something!
Guinevere: oh!! u go first then!!
Oskar: Oh no, you go first!
Guinevere: no u!
Oskar: No, you!!
Guinevere: nope!!
Guinevere: you first uwu!!
Oskar: We could go on like this for a while…
Guinevere: yah and im stubborn and u go first >:)
Oskar: Heh, fine!
Guinevere: so??
Oskar: Just.
Oskar: Uh
Oskar: I was wondering… if you have any clothing styles in mind for tomorrow? That we can shop for tomorrow?
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01:09
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: I FUCKED UP.
PussySlayer69: ARE YOU FUCKINGDFJ KIDDING ME
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01:09
Private chat between Guinevere and Oskar
Guinevere: :0!!
Guinevere: well,,, i would like a fancy snazzy suit tbh!!
Guinevere: maybe some like?? more “masculine” buttons ups and like some shorts as well!!
Oskar: Sounds good! I know a few good places for those clothes!
Guinevere: awesome!!
Oskar: What did you mean to ask me?
Guinevere: uh well
Oskar: Yeah?
Guinevere: well!! i guess just wanted to know if u had any stores in mind for this!!
Guinevere: seems like u do so uwu all good
Oskar: Good to know!
Guinevere: excited for tomorrow!! :3!!
Oskar: Heh, me too!
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01:15
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: WEWBHWBEHBWHWBEHBW NOOOOOOO
Beau: WHAT IS IT???
Jessie: I FUCKED IT UP, I DIDNT ASK HIM DLFKJDLFG
Beau: wh
Beau: ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS???
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01:15
Private chat between MonsterTrucker and PussySlayer69
MonsterTrucker: Welp! Now I will pass away.
PussySlayer69: holy shit youre so fucked
MonsterTrucker: Yup.
MonsterTrucker: Night!
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PussySlayer69: omfg… night
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01:18
Private chat between Jessie and Beau
Jessie: im not even gonna try with nott;;; ghgngnnggn
Beau: gods youre so fuckin gay its clownery by this point luv
Jessie: i kno ;_;
Jessie: im just gonna go to sleep dlkjgldkfg this made tired
Beau: mood
Beau: night man, have fun
Jessie: thank???
Jessie: nightie!!
Jessie is now offline
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01:32
Private chat between Nerd and Bookworm
Nerd: fuck man all of these fuckers. gay clowns. fjord and jester? TOP of the clownery game fucking hells
Message cancelled
Nerd: actually u prob dont wanna talk w me so nvm, hope youre resting well
Message cancelled
Nerd: ugh. i hate this. i feel like you transferred your emotional repression mechanism 2 electric boogaloo(maximum level) to me you fuck. whatever. hope youre well
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Nerd is now offline
10:11
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
CowboyOfTheSouth is now online
CowboyOfTheSouth: Welp, this chat will probably be dead for a while.
CowboyOfTheSouth: I hope all of you have a fantastic day! Don’t forget to eat and drink!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Take breaks if you have things to do today! You need to take care of yourself, smh.
CowboyOfTheSouth is now offline
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18:22
Private chat between DetectiveJ and DetectiveG
DetectiveJ: nott
DetectiveJ: can we talk for a bit
DetectiveG: sure! wassup
DetectiveJ: look im sorry if this is weird and if i got anything mixed u but like;;;
DetectiveJ: while we were hanging out u were acting rlly weird and stiff and like if ure going through smth u can always talk 2 me
DetectiveJ: i dont wanna make u uncomfy and i dont wanna see u so unhappy,,,, if it was fjord that was making u uncomy we can also like?? talk to him abt what might have happened??
DetectiveJ: but like!! also;;;;
DetectiveJ: do u not wanna talk to me anymore?? cause i toootally get it if u dont want to anymore. thats completely fine w me!!
DetectiveJ: nott??
DetectiveG: jessie… i totally get why youre worried but really. im fine
DetectiveG: its just!! weve all been pretty busy and we havent hung out properly, just th two of us, which i also get but like
DetectiveG: gods, this is gonna sound fucking random but youve also been hanging you with cali a lot and talking w her a lot and i dont wanna interrupt any of that! and i guess i just feel weird idk. and with fjord as well, i just dont want to take up your time
DetectiveG: you seem really happy with those two so i was just giving you some space i swear, i still wanna talk w you and stuff tho its fine
DetectiveJ: nott;;;;
DetectiveJ: look i kno im trying to make more friends,,,,, and stuff,,, but like u srrsly still matter to me a lot
DetectiveJ: i mean yah ok were a bit busy but like even if i spend a lot of time w someone ure always on my thots ;_;
DetectiveJ: you really really matter to me
DetectiveG: jessie… you matter to me a lot as well!
DetectiveJ: yeah but like
DetectiveJ: hmgmgmmg
DetectiveG: yeah?
DetectiveJ: look. i wanna make u understand that like.
DetectiveJ: ghmmMGFHMFH
DetectiveJ: FUCK IT. FUCK IT
DetectiveJ. please dont get mad at me for this please, please, please
DetectiveG: jess youre scaring me, what is it
DetectiveJ: i just
DetectiveJ: i rlly like u!! like. a lot. more than just. platonic
DetectiveJ: i may have a teeny bitty little crush on u?
DetectiveJ: if you dont feel the same way about me its fine!! i totally get it!! but just.
DetectiveJ: dont ever think i will push u aside bc ure super duper important to me and i wont lose u without a fight
DetectiveJ: ok??
DetectiveJ: nott?? im so sorry we can just forget about it or smth;;;
DetectiveG: NO NO ITS FINE SORRY
DetectiveG: i got distracted by something, some stuff in the house
DetectiveG: but i am not in the right mindset to properly respond to your confession i uh
DetectiveG: so um if you could just give me some time? to process this?
DetectiveJ: yeah ofc!! take care!!
DetectiveG: you too!
DetectiveJ: thank u for coming w me 2day btw,,, really had a great time;;
DetectiveJ: take care bby, i hope youll be fine,,,,
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23:54
Private chat between CalebWidogast and MollymaukTealeaf
CalebWidogast: Mx. Mollymauk, may I talk with you for a second?
MollymaukTealeaf is now online
MollymaukTealeaf: sure, mr caleb, what is it?
CalebWidogast: I’m a bit worried for you. I know you are you own person and you get to decide what you want to do, but..
CalebWidogast: I just noticed that you have smoked a very big amount of cigarettes today.. And I will not comment on it if you don’t want me to, but I am just. Worried..
CalebWidogast: I am sorry if I have stepped on some tails, but…
MollymaukTealeaf: no no its ok jsut
MollymaukTealeaf: i dont want you on my arse about this as well, alright?
MollymaukTealeaf: i get your worry, but im fine
CalebWidogast: If you say so..
MollymaukTealeaf: thank you for the dinner, by the way
MollymaukTealeaf: i was abit famished, not going to lie
CalebWidogast: No worries.. It was my pleasure.
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Friday
08:21
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
ViolentSoftie is now online
ViolentSoftie: shit man, this chat is really fuckign dead
ViolentSoftie: nobody even has energy for fucking friday offerings
ViolentSoftie: this is why we all have trauma smh
ViolentSoftie: i hope all of you are fine??
ViolentSoftie: man, im gonna go out today for some shopping, im gonna pass by your homes and leave some pastries and shit
ViolentSoftie: have fun or smth idk
ViolentSoftie is now offline
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10:18
Private chat between Caleb and MommaNott
Caleb: Nott… are you ok?
MommaNott: ???
Caleb: You just seem a bit off today. I’m worried..
MommaNott: its ok, im fine
MommaNott: i just have a lot on my mind i guess
Caleb: Would you like to share it with me? Or do you want to keep it to yourself?
MommaNott: well
MommaNott: gah wait a moment, just
Caleb: No worries, take your time..
MommaNott: ok so hypothetically, right
Caleb: Mhm?
MommaNott: absolutely fuckin hypothetical
MommaNott: if i had this. this fucking old life im just hiding away
MommaNott: idk i had a husband, maybe a son, or something like that!! a family i still might think about, a past i still yearn for
MommaNott: but the present feels like it can be
MommaNott: its a new start, a new beginning
MommaNott: almost like a new fucking genesis or soemthing. i can start anew
MommaNott: but the thing is, i cant stop thinking about the past and i feel too shackled by it
MommaNott: what path should i take?? do i take the chance for a new love and for some fleeting happiness in this new “beginning”? do i let myself run and run and feel free for once in my life ever since i fcuked everything up? and all of it jsut-
MommaNott: just. the problem being that it all might just be broken as fast as it had begun if my past decides to strangle me once again and make me feel like
MommaNott: like im fucking drowning in my own blood and its too much
MommaNott: what do i do, caleb? am i worth it? can i say, confidently, that i deserve to begin a new life again?
MommaNott: am i worth it? am i worth anything, anyway?
MommaNott: it doesnt feel like it. it doesnt it doesnt it doesnt and i dont know what to do and im just so
MommaNott: im so scared caleb. im so, so scared. i dont know what to do, and im so tired of it all
Caleb: That is… all so much. A lot.
Caleb: I’m really sorry, but I don’t think I can give you an answer.. I really can’t.
MommaNott: its alright, i think i just needed to vent for a bit
MommaNott: thank you for listening to me, i really needed it.
Caleb: It is quite alright.. I’m happy to have helped, even just for a bit.
Caleb: I am here for you.
MommaNott: thank you
MommaNott: thank you so much
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20:19
Private chat between CalebWidogast and MollymaukTealeaf
CalebWidogast: Mr. Mollymauk, could you come to the living room for a bit? Unless you’re busy.
MollymaukTealeaf: OH oh sure uh
MollymaukTealeaf: let me put the stream on hold
CalebWidogast: You started streaming...?
MollymaukTealeaf: no no, its more of a test stream with the mods and some internet friends
MollymaukTealeaf: fjord will be the head mod after all 3:)
MollymaukTealeaf: this can be a good opportunity to test out the break sections so ill be there in a moment!!
CalebWidogast: Wonderful.. I’ll be waiting.
MollymaukTealeaf: you bloody bastard
MollymaukTealeaf: i bloody TOLD YOU i want this, and of fucking course you went out and bloody bought it
MollymaukTealeaf: thank you so much
CalebWidogast: No worries… I hope it will aid you in battle..
MollymaukTealeaf: of course it will, its a bloody periapt of wound closure
MollymaukTealeaf: thank you, really
CalebWidogast: :)
MollymaukTealeaf: 3:)
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Saturday
18:12
Private chat between Moo and Boo
Moo: BEAUREBITCH I THINK I MIGHT DO SOMETHING DRASTIC IN THIS CHILLIS TONIGHT
Moo: OR WELL TOMORROW
Boo is now online
Moo: wait
Moo: WOW these nicknames are SO unoriginal
Boo: I RAN OUT OF IDEAS, OK??
Boo: but what the fuck is it? are you ok?
Moo: YES I AM. JUST
Moo: gods
Moo: i think ill just bloody tell caleb how i feel
Boo: youre gonna do fucking WHAT
Moo: YES
Moo: he just. bloody ruined by “no feelings” streak by being worried for my health and also bloody gfolkdfuhlkdktgd
Moo: gifting me that periapt i told you i had my bloody eyes on
Boo: holy fucking shit no way
Moo: YEAH.
Moo: its more of a…
Moo: hm.
Moo: this confession, right?
Moo: i want to tell him how i feel, and then be bloody done with this. cause he clearly doesnt feel the same way, but i dont think i can continue interacting with him without feeling like i want to burst from the inside out because of my stupid feeling, its ridiculous. completely stupid and bonkers
Moo: but like. i genuinely dont know how to approach him about it without spooking him, i seriously dont know, because i know if i approach him irl he will run to his room and if i approach him on text he can just block me…
Boo: wow youre seriously afraid abt this huh
Boo: oh my fuckign gods, i support you
Boo: i guess you want my help?
Moo: hm no i think??
Moo: or well actually yes tbh, im bloody stupid i came to you BECAUSE i need help, oh moonweaver
Moo: ill do it tomorrow and uh
Moo: maybe could you like idk soften him up?
Boo: how so man
Moo: idk, talk with him?? come over and hang out with him
Moo: maybe another soothing presence would be welcomed since nott wont be at home because of work
Boo: sure dude, sounds good
Moo: wonderful!
Boo: do get some alcohol involved, ill need it bc i still have shit to do tomorrow and some wine wont hurt
Moo: of course you would ask for that. will do just that.
Moo: thank you, i suppose?
Boo: YIKES, you THANKING ME?
Boo: FUCK OFF
Moo: LMAO MOOD
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Sunday
11:22
MollyMyMaukCoward created a group chat
MollyMyMaukCoward added FuckYourButtons
MollyMyMaukCoward added BlueLollipop
MollyMyMaukCoward added CowboyOfTheSouth
MollyMyMaukCoward added ImmaSnapYourNeck
MollyMyMaukCoward added YashaNydoorin
MollyMyMaukCoward: yes i know she is currently not here but i do not care
MollyMyMaukCoward: i think i should announce you all before i do anything tbh
BlueLollipop: oh??
MollyMyMaukCoward: well. i suppose its rather clear i have feelings for caleb, and trying to deny it would be a fools errand
MollyMyMaukCoward: and so i will try to tell him how i feel
MollyMyMaukCoward: i decided to tell you all, in case the way me and caleb interact changes drastically
MollyMyMaukCoward: me hooking up with him was one thing, but telling him i like him romantically is a WHOLE other thing.
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wait. That actually happened…?
MollyMyMaukCoward: omg?
FuckYourButtons: you seriously didnt know about it??
CowboyOfTheSouth: No? I just thought that Beau was fucking with us.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: HELLO WHAT?
MollyMyMaukCoward: OMG??
BlueLollipop: WOW… FJORD KEEP UP
MollyMyMaukCoward: right so
MollyMyMaukCoward: what are your guys’ opinion on this
MollyMyMaukCoward: aka me just telling him i like him
BlueLollipop: i say go for it!! im sure its gonna go well!!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yeah man, what jessie said
CowboyOfTheSouth: I agree!
MollyMyMaukCoward: well. you all seem to be quite positive about this.
BlueLollipop: i mean, what do u expect??
MollyMyMaukCoward: he will bloody reject me and then never want to speak with me ever again
FuckYourButtons: holy shit, youre dumber than i ever thought
MollyMyMaukCoward: ...im sorry?
BlueLollipop: look i love u, u dummy
BlueLollipop: but cayyyleb is like totally over the moons for u!!!
MollyMyMaukCoward: what
CowboyOfTheSouth: I can attest to that!
ImmaSnapYourNeck: same fucking here man
ImmaSnapYourNeck: hes jsut a hater, a self hater so like shit you know?
FuckYourButtons: yeah…
MollyMyMaukCoward: hw
MollyMyMaukCoward: you guys are fucking with me, right?
FuckYourButtons: well clearly fucking not(t), we wouldnt do this to you
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yeah dude. were fucking assholes, but not THAT bad, fucking gods
MollyMyMaukCoward: i
MollyMyMaukCoward: what
MollyMyMaukCoward: i just
BlueLollipop: yeah??
MollyMyMaukCoward: fuck
MollyMyMaukCoward: im just….
MollyMyMaukCoward: then why the fuck did he fucking do that
ImmaSnapYourNeck: reject you like that?
MollyMyMaukCoward: YES??
MollyMyMaukCoward: ive bloody cried myself to sleep over this, because i genuinely thought he was leading me on
MollyMyMaukCoward: is he seriously that deep into his own arse that he did that?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: man, can you blame him? hes super traumatised
ImmaSnapYourNeck: just confess to him, see how it plays out, and if it doesnt go well the others adn i will ebat him up
FuckYourButtons: im sorry?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: yeah you heard me, youll beat him up as well, dont care that your his mom or whatever
FuckYourButtons: ...seems legit
FuckYourButtons: sure!
MollyMyMaukCoward: omg
BlueLollipop: keep us updated molly, will u??
MollyMyMaukCoward: i will! but i will just tell you what happened i suppose
ImmaSnapYourNeck: ill stop by in the evening, sound good?
MollyMyMaukCoward: yup, really does
CowboyOfTheSouth: Beau helpin’ you?
MollyMyMaukCoward: mhm, shes gonna butter him up and hopefully help me out
BlueLollipop: godspeed!! im cheering u guys on!
MollyMyMaukCoward: thank you 3:I ill need it…
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11:43
Private chat between Nottify annd Mollify
Nottify: hey
Nottify: wanted to come here quickly to say that if you hurt caleb more than necessary ill hurt you back
Nottify: got that?
Nottify: idk if you care about “my blessings” or not, but i want to see him happy
Nottify: if at least one of us can start anew, it can be caleb, and i want it to be caleb. so fucking much
Nottify: so be careful with him, ok?
Nottify: so yeah, im giving you my blessings i guess
Mollify: thank you. so much… i do actually care about your opinion so
Nottify: i know we get on eachothers nerves sometimes, and i straight up will stab u one day tbh, but i just want you all to be happy
Nottify: and it includes you as well
Nottify: just, if this goes well, take care of him
Nottify: if it doesnt, well see what we can do, ok?
Mollify: thank you, thank you, thank
Nottify: no worries
Nottify: see you after work
Nottify: ill be home at 10
Mollify: see you! take care darling
Nottify is now offline
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18:20
Private chat between DetectiveG and DetectiveJ
DetectiveG is now online
DetectiveG: jester can we talk for a bit?
DetectiveJ: yeah ofc! wassup?
DetectiveG: its about what you told me thursday
DetectiveJ: oh
DetectiveJ: yeah??
DetectiveG: its just
DetectiveG: im flattered. really. i really am.
DetectiveG: but i just…. i dont know if i feel the same way, nor am i ready for a relationship right now
DetectiveG: im sorry, i really am sorry if i disappointed you
DetectiveG: if you dont want to talk with me anymore i get it, but i just cant do this
DetectiveG: i cant
DetectiveJ: no no its ok i totally get it
DetectiveJ: thank u for being truthful to me, that really means a lot!!
DetectiveJ: u still matter to me as a friend, and i dont want to lose that
DetectiveG: same here!! same same!!!
DetectiveG: i need to get back to work, but have a good day, yeah?
DetectiveJ: i will!! u 2!!!
DetectiveG is now offline
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20:13
Private chat between MollymaukTealeaf and CalebWidogast
MollymaukTealeaf: darling are you busy?
CalebWidogast: I suppose not.. Beauregard can wait talking about her hookups. What is it?
MollymaukTealeaf: can you come to the kitchen for a bit? i need to talk to you about something
CalebWidogast: Ah.
CalebWidogast: Is it something bad?
MollymaukTealeaf: not really no, just come here darling
CalebWidogast: Alright.. I’ll be there in a second..
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20:31
Private chat between Boo and Moo
Boo: holy shit
Boo: did he jsut run and lock himself in his room???
Moo: beau what the fuck. he literally shut down after i explained shite to him
Moo: oh my gods, this is worse than i thought it would be
Boo: nah fam im stepping in wait a second
Moo: please
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20:33
ImmaSnapYourNeck created a groupchat
ImmaSnapYourNeck added MollyMyMaukCoward
ImmaSnapYourNeck added CalebWidogast
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fuck this yall are actually gonna sit down and talk
ImmaSnapYourNeck: looking at you caleb. just because youre nonverbal rn you dont get the right to hurt mollymauk you damn fuck
ImmaSnapYourNeck: you talk about your fucking feelings or yall fucking end this shit
CalebWidogast: Beauregard, was a new group chat really necessary?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: YES BECAUSE IF I DONT SUPERVISE YOUR FUCKING ASS THEN NO ONE WILL
ImmaSnapYourNeck: i dont wanna do this. but you know what? fuck you, i dont want you hrting molly again
ImmaSnapYourNeck: because you know what? youre a fucking coward, caleb. with a big capital c, you fuck
ImmaSnapYourNeck: molly told me what you did. fucking hells, dude, really?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: im still in your fuckin living room and if you even THINK ABOUT LEAVING THE APARTMENT YOURE GONNA HAVE TO GET THROUGH ME
CalebWidogast: That seems a bit extreme, don’t you think?
ImmaSnapYourNeck: do you remember what the fuck you did last week?
CalebWidogast: Well.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: thats what i thought
ImmaSnapYourNeck: mollybitch?
MollyMyMaukCoward: i told him how i feel so
ImmaSnapYourNeck: oh man am i gonna do this? yeah i am
ImmaSnapYourNeck: YOU GUYS LIKE EACHOTHER. A LOT. RO-FUCKING-MANTICALLY. FUCKING DEAL WITH IT
CalebWidogast: What.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: oh my fucking gods do i need to spell this out for you
CalebWidogast: No, no.
ImmaSnapYourNeck: fucking good, yikes...
CalebWidogast: Mollymauk..
MollyMyMaukCoward: what
CalebWidogast: So. It’s true? What you said was true?
MollyMyMaukCoward: ...you think im joking, caleb? i would never do this to you or myself. im not some sick motherfucker who thinks feelings are something to play with, alright?
MollyMyMaukCoward: i meant it when i said i liked you more than just a friend. bloody moonweaver.
MollyMyMaukCoward: but you know what? i dont even see a reason as to why i should give you a second chance by this point
MollyMyMaukCoward: beau is right on one thing, and that is that you are a coward. and you know it.
MollyMyMaukCoward: you give me a good reason as to why i should give you a chance, if you even want one. im tired of this, caleb, please
CalebWidogast: I won’t say I deserve a second chance, because I don’t. I know I've hurt you because of my own cowardice and I deeply regret it. You are both right. My cowardice comes from a place of self-hatred, and I let myself be blinded by it because I am afraid.
CalebWidogast: I’m sorry for running off. I didn’t know how to react to the fact that you might be feeling the same way I feel about you, and all I could think about was how you deserve better than me.
CalebWidogast: And to be frank, I don’t think I deserve a second chance. I don’t.
CalebWidogast: I’m really, really sorry for the fact that I have hurt you. I did not mean to do it, even if it was clear that my actions would do that.
CalebWidogast: And if you really want to hear it as well, then yeah. I do like you as well. Romantically. And I’m so overwhelmed about how much I like you that most of the time I don’t even know what to do. And you moving here has only amplified my feelings, and it felt that if I tried to get any closer to you you would immediately know that.
CalebWidogast: I suppose I’m telling you to not give me a second chance. It is your choice. I am sorry.
MollyMyMaukCoward: gods youre such a moron, mr caleb
CalebWidogast: Excuse me…?
MollyMyMaukCoward: bloody hells.
MollyMyMaukCoward: i wont say that i am still not hurt, because you know i am. and i know that you know that i am still hurt
MollyMyMaukCoward: but by the bloody moonweaver, i want to give you another chance. i really want to
MollyMyMaukCoward: it wont be my job to make you see through your self hatred, that will be on you. but by gods, i want to at least help you see for yourself how loveable you are and how enamored i am with you
MollyMyMaukCoward: so i think this really comes down to you now. ill let you in, but only if you want to be by my side
MollyMyMaukCoward: not just as my friend and adventring partner. but as a boyfriend, perhaps.
CalebWidogast: I.
CalebWidogast: I’m sorry, I just. Need a moment.
CalebWigast: I feel so overwhelmed.
MollyMyMaukCoward: are you about to block me?
CalebWidogast: No. No. I am overwhelmed in a good way…?
CalebWidogast: I would be more than grateful to be let by your side. As your boyfriend, if I may..
MollyMyMaukCoward: and i by your side? as your lover?
CalebWidogast: Yes.. That sounds good.
MollyMyMaukCoward: bloody hell, this took a long while to get here.
CalebWidogast: I did.. But I am glad you pushed through, I suppose?
MollyMyMaukCoward: yeah, me too. me too 3:)
CalebWidogast: :)
ImmaSnapYourNeck: GAG you two are disgusting
MollyMyMaukCoward: WH
MollyMyMaukCoward: YOURE STILL HERE?????
ImmaSnapYourNeck: I LEFT THE FUCKING APARTMENT BUT NOT THE GROUPCHAT
MollyMyMaukCoward: PERISH
ImmaSnapYourNeck: DUDE JUST GO ON DMS, YOURE FUCKING SICKENING
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21:02
Private chat between CalebWidogast and MollymaukTealeaf
CalebWidogast: I really am a fool, aren’t I?
MollymaukTealeaf: oh darling you really are
MollymaukTealeaf: you can stop being one though from this moment on
CalebWidogast: How so? Any... ideas...?
MollymaukTealeaf: mhm i think ive got one
CalebWidogast: Oh?
MollymaukTealeaf: oh you clown, you want me to spell it out for you?
CalebWidogast: I would like that, yes.
MollymaukTealeaf: youre such a bastard. this is why i like you
MollymaukTealeaf: come and kiss me, and lets make it official
MollymaukTealeaf: ive waited way too bloody long for this
CalebWidogast: I’m on my way..
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22:13
Group chat “Peanut Butter and Lemon Tart Sandwich”
FuckYourButtons is now online
FuckYourButtons: CAN YOU GUYS FROM NOW ON LEARN HOW TO LOCK YOUR DOORS???
MollyMyMaukCoward: NOTT WE WERE JUST CUDDLING I SWEAR
FuckYourButtons: YEAH AND IM BLIND
FuckYourButtons: JUST LOCK THE DOOR!! IF YOURE GONNA BE GAY TOGETHER!!
FuckYourButtons: AND CARE TO FUCKING EXPLAIN?
MollyMyMaukCoward: OK OK WELL EXPLAIN IN A SECOND LET US CUDDLE A BIT
FuckYourButtons: holy shit you dumb gay fucks
CalebWidogast: So…
FuckYourButtons: yall resolved your issues?
CalebWidogast: Ahem.
CalebWidogast: Mayhaps.
MollyMyMaukCoward: MAYHAPS.
CalebWidogast: But I do suppose, after how I acted like such an asshole about this, we should celebrate..
CalebWidogast: What do you think about milkshakes?
FuckYourButtons: YOU KNOW ILL NEVER TURN DOWN A MILKSHAKE HON
MollyMyMaukCoward: get dressed motherfucker, were going to get milkshakes!!
FuckYourButtons: isnt it a bit weird that such a big thing happened between you two and such a shift in the group without yasha???
MollyMyMaukCoward: sigh
MollyMyMaukCoward: it is, i wont deny it. im quite sad, actually
MollyMyMaukCoward: but we wont go anywhere. so
MollyMyMaukCoward: and shell be back soon!
FuckYourButtons: fair!!
FuckYourButtons: LETS GET THOSE MILKSHAKES
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22:20
Private chat between CalebWidogast and MollymaukTealeaf
CalebWidogast: Ah, Mx. Mollymauk, I was wondering if I could do something?
MollymaukTealeaf: oh? go ahead darling
CalebWidogast changed MollymaukTealeaf's nickname to Schatz
CalebWidogast: It means treasure, typically, in Zemnian… And it is one of my favourite nicknames, in a romantic sense… So.
MollymaukTealeaf: oh
MollymaukTealeaf: youre gonna make me cry, fuck
Schatz changed CalebWidogast's nickname to Flame
Schatz: it sounds better in infernal, i swear, and theres this whole story behind it, but. yeah
Flame: Oh...
Flame: I love it. A lot.
Schatz: gods
Schatz: just kiss me again
Flame: Way ahead of you.
Read by Schatz
23:01
Group chat “The Mighty Nein”
TwitchRoyal: haha gays go brr
TwitchRoyal: anyway me and @ZemnianSuperstar are dating, today will be marked as a national holiday, and that only
LeetleTiefleeng: OOOOOOOOOOOO HOLY SHIT!!!
LeetleTiefleeng: IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU GUYS!!!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: That is great to hear!
ViolentSoftie: HOLY SHIT? FINALLY? WOW WHO WOULD HAVE THUNK
TwitchRoyal: FUCK OFF
BabyKiller: WERE HAVING MILKSHAKES AS A CELEBRATION
CowboyOfTheSouth: Y’all better take care of one another, alright?
ViolentSoftie: yeah man. if one of you hurt the other, we will fight both of yall
ViolentSoftie: we either ride otgether, or we die together, aint no fucking choice
LeetleTiefleeng: AMEN!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Amen!
BabyKiller: amen!!
TwitchRoyal: 3:)
TwitchRoyal: no worries, i wont let this fool hurt me like that again
LeetleTiefleeng: u guys can send some pics of ur outing??
ZemnianSuperstar: Ah.. Perhaps later. We want to enjoy this evening for a bit.
BabyKiller: ill send some pics later!!
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wonderful!
ViolentSoftie: fuck yeah, gay rights
LeetleTiefleeng: gay rights!!
Read by ViolentSoftie, CowboyOfTheSouth, BabyKiller, ZemnianSuperstar, TwitchRoyal
23:48
ViolentSoftie: what the fuck??
BabyKiller: ??
LeetleTiefleeng: wassup??
ViolentSoftie: someones knocking at my door???
ZemnianSuperstar: At… this hour?
ViolentSoftie: if i dont respond in a few mins you guys will know im in trouble
BabyKiller: take care yikes
ViolentSoftie: I HAVE A ROOMATE???? WHAT THE FUCK
TwitchRoyal: WHAT?
BabyKiller: ????????
ViolentSoftie: I WASNT TOLD ID HAVE A FUCKING ROOMATE???
ViolentSoftie: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
ViolentSoftie: SHE JUST WALKED IN AND WAS LIKE ‘im ur roommate’ AND STARTED TO UNPACK HER THINGS???
ViolentSoftie: I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
BabyKiller: where the fuck are you now holy shit??
ViolentSoftie: IM IN THE HALLWAY. IM PANICKING
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wait, I’ll come to you, wait there.
ViolentSoftie: fucking please
TwitchRoyal: you were seriously not notified about it??
ViolentSoftie: NO
ViolentSoftie: ITS SO SUDDEN
ViolentSoftie: wait let me fucking
ViolentSoftie: talk to her idk
BabyKiller: holy shit
TwitchRoyal: indeed...
ViolentSoftie: k im back in the hallway and fjord is here as well bless
ViolentSoftie: her names keg?
BabyKiller: what the fuck
ViolentSoftie: ok ngl shes butch as fuck and shes hot and im into it BUT NO? HELLO?
ViolentSoftie: THE OFFICE DIDNT TELL ME ABOUT THIS
LeetleTiefleeng: dont u have a right to complain to the higher ups abt this?? this is fucked??
ViolentSoftie: i mean i wont just kick her out
ViolentSoftie: but yeah im definitely going to make a complaint about this what the fuck.
ViolentSoftie: im sure its not like her fault but its??? at least a fucking thing to contact your future roommate??? at LEAST a week before the move in
CowboyOfTheSouth: Wait, really?
ViolentSoftie: yeah man, its in the pamphlets concerning roommates
ViolentSoftie: ok but like you only found out that you will get a roommate because YOU asked right?
CowboyOfTheSouth: Yes, I did, but that is only going to be next semester?
ViolentSoftie: thats still not like allowed actually
ViolentSoftie: like the bitches have to notify you THE MOMENT you get even the INKLING that you will get a roommate. thats the fucking PROTOCOL
ViolentSoftie: im going to lose my shit. what the fuck yall
Read by CowboyOfTheSouth, LeetleTiefleeng, BabyKiller, TwitchRoyal, ZemnianSuperstar