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A Flock Of Crckheads

Chapter 5: YOU LOCKING DOORS, JOESPH??!!?!?

Summary:

UH-
im so sorry for the wait :(
I was on a family trip and schools starting, etc

Chapter Text

[The Flock 4:34]

Bubble gum bitch: GUYS OH MY GOD

Deck: oh Mina! Whats up?

Bubble gum bitch: HAGAKURE WAS SERIOUS

Twinkle Toes: what??

Protective Mama Bear: about doing something bad??
Deck: what did she do??

Bubble gum bitch: THERES A CAMERA IN MY ROOM

Peepachu: WHAT

Deck: OH MY GOD
Ruby: wait really?

KitKat: holy shit

Bubble gum bitch: and I got a fucking message from Mineta

Protective mama bear: what did he say??

Bubble gum bitch: ‘if you tell people about what we are doing im gonna sell this online and post it to the dark web’

Gotta sweep sweep sweep added ‘Dadzawa’ to the chat

Deck: READ UP

Dadzawa:

Dadzawa: someone go get Nedzu, I have something to take care of.

Protective mama bear: I’ll get him.

Deck: Mina, do you want some alone time?

Mina: no I wanna be around anyone but Hagakure or Mineta rn.

Ruby: alright, everyone meet in common rooms

Ruby @Protective Mama Bear meet us in the common room when ur done pls

Peepachu: time for movies, blankets, and cookies

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Dadzawa: good news

Dadzawa: grapeist has been expelled

Ruby: AAAAAAAAAA

Peepachu: YAY

Protective Mama Bear: I will forever cherish the fact that you let me slap him.

Twinkle Toes: QUEEN.

Dadzawa: Mineta will be moving out ASAP, his phone and computers have been confiscated by the police, due to what he had done was illegal.

Bubble gum bitch: justice.

Bubble gum bitch: thank you

Prettiest girl at the party: im sorry that this happened, Mina.

Earlobes: would you like to join us in Jiro’s Closet Of Bisexuality’ tonight?

Bubble gum bitch: o

Bubble gum bitch: yes pls

Bubble gum bitch: what is ‘Jiro’s Corner Of Bisexuality’??

Earlobes: a small party at like 2-3 AM where we just listen to sad music and talk about how much our life sucks

Bubble gum bitch: bet im in.

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[Earlobes added Bubble gum bitch to Jiro’s Closet Of Bisexuality 5:00]

Earlobes: 2-3 AM, come to my dorm and knock once

Prettiest girl at the party: wear dark clothing

Peepachu: only talk when the Talking Teddy is in your arms

Deck: its ok to cry :)

Prince Zuko: and whatever happens in that room stays in that room

Earlobes: judgement gets u a kick and a ban for 3 days

Earlobes: we take Jiro’s corner of bisexuality very seriously.

Bubble gum bitch: pts?

Earlobes: granted

Bubble gum bitch: why do u have a chat for this?

Earlobes: to make sure everyone knows the rules, knows when they are allowed back in the closet, and stuff like that

Bubble gum bitch: got it

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Peepachu: hey mom can you help me with something

Protective mama bear: sure what do you need?

Protective mama bear: wait

Ruby: LMAOOOOO

Default mii: PFFFFFTTTT

Bubble gum bitch: haAHAHA-

Deck: Momo is our mother

Peepachu: seriously mom I need help

Protective mama bear: whats wrong?

Peepachu: im stuck in the microwave

Protective mama bear: what-? How?

Peepachu: a piece of my skin is caught in the door D:

Earlobes: ouch

Earlobes: Mom go help the youngest sibling

Protective mama bear: child im coming

Peepachu: tank u q^p

Gotta sweep sweep sweep: how did you get stuck??

Peepachu: my mind kinda hiccuped and I closed the door at the same time as reaching in for my food

Kitkat: i-

Ruby: I name thee “Our idiot”

Ruby: we love Our idiot

Deck: yes

Deck: I would change his nickname but…

Deck: flock

Prince Zuko: the ink has seeped into the wood.

Prince Zuko: that name goes with him to the grave.

Peepachu: Mom your my fucking savior.

Protective mama bear: anything for my children.

Protective mama bear: anything

Bubble gum bitch: hence the reason she slapped Mineta

Notes:

hope you enjoy ;w;

thanks for reading!
Cheeri~