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“Do you remember... when we came here on our first date? Back when we were babies? We somehow had the ability to comprehend the concept of romance as babies — that’s just how mentally advanced we were!”
“Waluigi, why are we here?” Wario asked in a deadpan tone.
Waluigi ignored him, as he continued, “You don’t remember?! How about when Mario pushed you into the sandbox, and then I kicked him in revenge?!”
Wario chuckled. “Yeah, that was pretty great.”
“And Luigi was just kind of crying on his own, but I kicked him anyway!” He scowled a little bit as he continued, “Mario and Luigi always made fun of us... They just didn’t understand our love.”
Wario snorted, as he does regularly. “Yeah. They’re losers.”
The two of them proceeded to laugh loudly and in a synchronised fashion.