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leo
sup fuckers!
piper
WHY ARE YOU ON MY PHONE
leo
fuck you! that’s why!
jason
…
Am I missing something?
leo
youtube.com/vine
jason
Ohhhh 😂😂😂
piper
rip vine
gone but never forgotten
vine is survived by it’s cringey-er successor, tiktok
although sometimes the e-boys are hot
leo
…
anyway.
does anyone want to get insomnia cookies
piper
YES
YES!!!!!
jason
I’m down :)
leo
okay Jay Sean
imma leave my apartment in like 10 minutes to come get yall
jason
Okay 👍🏻
Piper, did you end up finishing your essay?
piper
fuck no.
jason
:O
Isn’t it due tomorrow?
piper
…i plead the fifth
jason
Do you need help?
leo
WHAT?
Piper you have homework? i’m not picking you up.
piper
NOOOOOOOOO
jason look what you DID
jason
All I did was ask a question. 😭
piper
leo i’m just taking a small break
a break long enough for me to get insomnia cookies and get right back to work :)
leo
😐
jason
You should finish your essay, Pipes.
piper
wow
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leo
Pipes i will bring you the cookies just do your essay
keep your reaction gifs to yourself
piper
omg really
leo
yes
double chocolate chunk?
piper
u kno me so well 🥺
jason
Can you guys get a room
leo
no <3
piper
no <3
omg jinx
jason disliked “no <3”
jason disliked “no <3”
leo
jason i’m leaving right now
be there in 10
jason liked “jason i’m leaving right now”
piper
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leo
if you don’t type at least one 500 words of your essay before i get there i’m not giving you your damn cookies.
i know how to pull up your progress in MS Word.
piper
OKAY GEEZ
-
jason
Uhhh Piper.
We have a problem.
piper
what
if they’re out of double chocolate chunk i will literally have a breakdown
pls no
jason
Oh, no that’s not it.
We already got the cookies.
piper
OH YAY
wait then what’s wrong lmao
jason
Leo has a flat. 😬
piper
aw shot
*shit
are you guys calling triple a??
jason
No
Leo said he can change it himself.
piper
well
he is a mechanical engineering major
jason
Yeah
But it’s dark and also cold 😭
He won’t let me hide in the car 😡 😡
He wants me to hold his phone flashlight so he can see.
piper
KJDKJSKDS
u would have to get out the car anyway so he can raise it lmao
just do it and get it over with
jason
It’s sooo cold 😔
piper
so what i’m hearing is my cookies are going to be cold by the time you get here
jason
😐
Brb
piper
ok
jason
Why does he have a portable mechanic shop in his trunk?
There’s so many tools :o
piper
because his car is a piece of shit
or he’s a part time serial killer
or both
jason
Lol
He just lifted the car up with the jack
Did you know he had that much upper arm strength? 😳
piper
LMAOOOO
yes he gives me piggyback rides when i don’t wanna wear my heels anymore 🥰
he hates working out but he could probably bench press a lot tbh 😏 😏 😏
jason
Oh 😳 😳 😳
He’s changing the tire now.
piper
did he lift those effortlessly too 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏
jason
…
Yes
piper
HAHAHAHA
jason do u find leo changing a tire titillating
jason
I don’t even know what that word means.
piper
:/
hot
jason
:O
piper
don’t ‘:O’ me
do u????????
jason
Idk
Maybe?
piper
oh wow i didn’t expect you to say yes
jason
What?
Why not?
piper
damn idk
jason
I didn’t say yes I said maybe
piper
nah too late to backtrack now
leo changing a tire is hot jason you can say it
jason
Fine
piper
ok now say it
. . .
hello?????
jason
Nvm he just yelled at me for moving the flashlight too much 🙄 I take it back.
piper
NO WAIT WE WERE MAKING SO MUCH PROGRESS
jason
Piper, did you finish your essay?
piper
uhhh
don’t change the subject!!!
jason
I’m telling Leo.
He’s gonna eat your cookies
piper
NO WAIT