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Sans slumbered for the next week, the exorcism having spent a majority of his limited energy. If anyone were to find him in his sleeping state, they might mistake him for a recently undug grave, bones strewn about the room and an ungodly stench emanating from his piss stained clothing.
AN:
how the piss got there? Who fucking knoes man i dont want san’s blue cock to be canon in this fic so its not going to be. horible
Unfortuantelu,tubbo underscore found him.
Sans undertale awoke to the feeling of pain reverberating thru his empty skull, a new ly formed crack arching across where his frontal lobe should be. Wincing, he looks up (which is impossible skeletons cant look up) to see what was happening to him. His eye sockets locked with a little child holding a massive fuckign pickaxe.
“I am Tubbo Underscore,” The boy seethed, clutchign his pickaxe to his chest. “i KNOW what you did to ghostbur. i will kill you now”
Teh skeleton’s eye sockets widened in shock, and he leaped up to embrace the boy in his arms/
“What the fukc? ? ??? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? ? let go what the fuck are you trying to kill me no thats my job” Tubbo spluutered, his pick slipping from his hands onto the ground.
“Tubbo…. Its been so long,” sans sobbed, pulling tubbo underscore close into his bony skeleton arms. “Dont u remember me ? ? ? ?its me, sans. .. “
Tubbo shook his head, ripping himself from the corpse’s grasp. “I don’t remember anything like you. Now,” he said, grabbing his weapon from the floor. “Let me do what I intended to do.”
Sans nodded, kneeling on the ground in front of mr. underscore. “If i must be killed, i want it to be at my family’s hand. .. . . “
“HWAT? ? ?? “ tubbo shotuted, once again dropping his pickaxe. “FAMILY??????”
Sans smiled, looking up towards his cousin. “Our family was once close… we came from the same clan… the Unders…. Unfortunately we split when u were to young to remember. .. . . i havent seen you in ages, tubbster… . .. “
Tubbo burst into tears. “What the fuck are you saying. “
Sans shook his head, standing up with his hands raised in the air. “i will revive your dead friend, then you can kill me. Ive been waiting for you to find me and end my life, tubo. Life was suffering and i am still in pain in death, this world’s unofficial grim reaper. i want to move on. Now let me do this.”
Sans revviwdsw ghostber
Ghostbyr “oh my god im revived holy shit”
Tubbo smiled, tears falling down his face. “Thank you sans. Im going to kill you nmow”
Sans died.