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Diavolo
- He's like Lucifer tbh
- Except he's more amused than necessary.
- He didn't think that the human he picked as an exchange student in RAD would be so… feral
- Your profile stated that you were "pretty chill"
- He must've missed the footnote that said "unless provoked" at the bottom
- But he's not complaining
- He's surprised that a human like you wouldn't hesitate to throw hands with demons
- he often hears Lucifer complain about this attitude of yours but he just ends up laughing every time
- He finally gets to witness it when you were out on your own and some lesser demons decided to poke fun at the brothers
- "YOU LISTEN HERE YOU PATHETIC BAG OF SUPERNATURAL SHIT-"
- you tear into the demons one by one and HE. CAN'T. STOP. LAUGHING.
- you start to curse in multiple languages and he absolutely loses his shit HOW THE HECK DO YOU KNOW ALL THOSE WORDS???
- "Lá breá ag do chairde… do d'adhlacadh!" (translation: May your friends have a fine day… burying you!)
- He's laughing so hard he forgets to break up the fight
- It's only when Lucifer showed up because you had gone viral on Devilgram that he finally stopped laughing
- "good show, MC."
- "YOU WERE THERE THE ENTIRE TIME????"
Barbatos
- Concerned™
- Ngl he's surprised at how angry you could get but he's more concerned
- Especially when you jumped to his defense without a second thought.
- Like literally
- There was a party held at the Demon Lord's Castle and of course he was busy as fuck
- You tried to help him but he politely refuses and says you should enjoy the party
- You were having fun until you overhear some demon aristocrat or whatever talk bad about him as he passes by
- "Look, it's the Prince's slave dog."
- This bitch empty, YEET!™
- Suddenly there was a plate of pies (yes plural) thrown at this aristocrat's face
- You leap over a table and grab them by the collar
- "WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?! I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME-"
- "MC… MC, calm down it's okay."
- "It sure as hell ain't!"
- The brothers had to come and step in to calm you down and Diavolo dismissed that aristocrat and forbid them from entering the grounds
- Needless to say, no one ever dared to look down on Barbatos ever again
- "Sorry about the pies. I know you make an effort to bake them."
- "Oh. I didn't make the pies. Solomon brought them."
- Oh good.
Simeon
- Stressed™
- He already has one feral angel under his wing, he can't believe he's about to take in a feral human as well
- He's actually really concerned.
- Every time you pick a fight, he feels like he's aged a thousand years
- "MC, these are demons we're talking about. Please don't pick fights and calm down."
- "Go big or go home, Simeon."
- Go home. For the love of god GO HOME.
- He's going to monitor you every now and then to make sure you don't pick unnecessary fights
- But of course, no one is that prepared
- The two of you were on a walk when a witch makes an inappropriate comment on how attractive Simeon is and
- Oh shit™
- Suddenly you weren't by his side anymore. You just punched the life out of that witch.
- "Say that again, fuckface!"
- Simeon had to physically restrain you by pulling you away while you were kicking and screaming
- "Let me at them, Simeon! I'll show 'em what happens to anyone who disrespects you!"
- That's sweet, thanks, but please calm down.
Luke
- Horrified™
- He knows he's a feral child himself but your definition of feral was… wild.
- He's actually scared that you'll get hurt when picking fights
- He's amazed that you're able to hold your ground but he is not going to urge you on in throwing hands
- He realizes that you're not all talk when you hurl yourself at the demons that were bullying him for his stature
- "Any last words before I beat the crap outta you?"
- Syke. You weren't really asking.
- Luke had to stop you because holy shit you were beating the crap out of the demons how in Michael's name are you doing that??
- He's stronger than you are but you were bigger. He had to summon his wings so he could successfully pull you away
- "Put me down, Luke! I ain't done with them!"
- "No! Calm down, MC!"
- You wiggle out of his hold and he almost has a heart attack because HE ALMOST DROPPED YOU WILL YOU CALM DOWN?!
- Simeon had to step in to save you both
- You from falling, and Luke from having a heart attack
Solomon
- Amused AF 2.0
- between the two of you, he was the calm one and you were the fucking hurricane
- He found your inner rage amusing but he will always try and find ways to calm you down
- "MC have you ever tried meditation?"
- "Bitch what the fuck is that?"
- "That's a no then."
- He always tells you that he can take care of himself because he has magic
- But what magic you lack is easily replaced by the rage in your system
- As fellow humans, you and he tend to hang out a lot and of course one day some demons pass by you and whispers amongst themselves
- "Look at these two humans, disgusting, you know they're only able to walk around freely because of their demon and angel babysitters."
- Solomon heard it and he was no longer surprised when you suddenly disappeared from his side.
- "WHAT DID YOU SAY?! HUH?! Say that to my face you ugly crusty son of a bitch!"
- GET REKT™
- Before you can induce more damage, (don't worry, you scared the shit out of the demons, damage done beautifully) Solomon was pulling you away
- He had to carry you on his shoulders like a sack of potatoes while you kept yelling and kicking
- "Put me down, Solomon! I'll show 'em exactly what this human can do!"