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Chapter 2: So speak the radio

Summary:

You Only Live Quince: @orders_champion_
You Only Live Quince: Answer my summons you absolute coward
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Pepper Spray: What do you want now?
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Marv: You Only Live Quince: I want a battalion.
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Pepper Spray: ...

Notes:

Pepper Spray: Mace Windu
You Only Live Quince: Daal' Marv
Dad of the Millennium Awardee: Plo Koon
Ginger Disaster: Obi-Wan Kenobi
Ti and Biscuits: Shaak Ti
Old Frog: Yoda
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Suprise chatfic chapter!
Dynamics of the council, and me messing with them with my grubby rat hands? Absolutely.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Opening Chatroom: Marv's gaggle of idiots: councilors addition

Welcome back, You Only Live Quince ( @saberstaff_mastery_ )

Online now: Dad of the Millennium Awardee, Pepper Spray, Old Frog, Ti and Biscuits, Ginger Disaster...

13:09 cst-

You Only Live Quince@orders_champion

You Only Live Quince: Answer my summons you absolute coward

Pepper Spray: What do you want now?

You Only Live Quince: I want a battalion.

Pepper Spray: ...

Pepper Spray: And why, pray tell, would you want a battalion? You aren't doing any frontline work, Marv.

You Only Live Quince: Because if I have to leave any of these boys here on this watery hellhole when I know I could have kept them away from the impending doom of being decommissioned

You Only Live Quince: I would burn down the senate building

You Only Live Quince: And that karking wrinkled bastard raisin with it

Pepper Spray: And what does that have to do with me?

You Only Live Quince: Simple, but damning.

You Only Live Quince: Paperwork.

Pepper Spray: Its paperwork either way.

You Only Live Quince: Kark you, I'll raize the whole city.

You Only Live Quince: And I assure you all, It will be in righteous Justice against those that damned these boys to death and war at the age of karkin TEN.

Pepper Spray: what

Dad of the Millennium Awardee: Marv, I'll gladly join you.

Ginger Disaster: they're ten?? As in, only been alive for ten standard years?

Ginger Disaster: What the kriff??

Dad of the Millennium Awardee: Wolffe confirmed that they're mostly all Ten standard, physically and mentally twenty. Seeing as it would be irresponsible of me as a Master Jedi who serves on the council to declare war on both kamino AND the senate, I'm going to go destroy something that isn't sentient. Probably a rock.

You Only Live Quince: Don't forget to take off you claw caps plo.

-Dad of The Millennium Awardee is offline...-

You Only Live Quince: Vos also wants a battalion. So, considering we're shadows and can keep them away from harm, and/or abscond with them at any point in time to the outer rim

You Only Live Quince: I suggest you give them to us. Please and thank you.

Pepper Spray: Alright. I'll forward the request through. Anybody you specifically have in mind as officers for these battalions should be brought up with me later.

Pepper Spray: You two can deliberate between yourselves for specific troops.

You Only Live Quince: Thank You. I'll tell Vos. He's currently on Shaak-sitting duty.

Pepper Spray: Why would we need to know that?

Ti and biscuitsikarkinghatethisbitchiswear.png

System Admin:[ Image ID: Quinlan Vos standing in between a kaminoan and multiple clone troopers, hand firmly resting on Shaak Ti's shoulder. Shaak Ti appears to be in a protective stance. The troopers huddled behind her look afraid. Kaminoan looks {undefined}.]

Ti and Biscuits: Sorry, not suppose to be here because i'm slicing through files but the notifications kept going off, so here's a better explanation. -Tech

Ginger Disaster: Oh Force, I think she might actually kill somebody.

-Ti and biscuits is offline...-

Pepper Spray: For once, I'm glad Vos isn't where he's suppose to be.

Pepper Spray: However, who's tech, and why do they have Shaaks datapad?

You Only Live Quince: My child. Don't bully him he's trying his best.

Pepper Spray: How many have you adopted, Marv.

You Only Live Quince: A bathaload more now that there are two battalions between me and Vos.

Pepper Spray: ...

Old Frog: More grandchildren, welcome, I do.

You Only Live Quince: The grandmaster has spoken, you have no shit on me.

-You Only Live Quince is offline...-

Goodbye, You Only Live Quince.

Notes:

Thank you for reading. Comments and Kudos are appreciated and keeps my little rat heart afloat.

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Nabi'i: Threes

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