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Minister Fudge Fudges Up Wizarding Britain's Witches and Wizards with Corruption, Bribes and Incompetent and Incoherent Babbling
Or Minister Fudge is an aptly named individual who fudges up everything but his illegally accumulated wealth and implemented laws with no real reason because of hysteria, greed, envy and a very strong will to do whatever it takes to survive any and all situations that are even more fudged up because of Minister Fudge's fudging decisions
Potions that Should Be Improved Or Invented for the Wizarding World's Sake
Because there can't be a thing such as too many potions in the Wizarding World. Cure to the Lycanthropy Virus, Cure to the long-term effects of the Cruciatus Curse on individuals, Magical Dialysis to Remove Impure Magics that Taint Your Core, Nasty-Flavored Potions that Should Be Turned Into Capsules, Tablets or Become Fruit Flavored for People With Sensitive Taste Buds, Antidote for Imperius, A Learning Enhancer Potion, A Memory Booster Potion, An Ultimate Scar Removal Potion, A Potion for Dark Curses that Taint A Magical Core , A Potion to Awaken Patients from Any Magical Comas, A Potion for Other Important Problems that can be Solved by Medicine and therefore Potions
The Daily Prophet and the Idiots That Read It
Why is the Daily Prophet so popular? Is there really a lot of idiotic people in the wizarding world that believe in what anybody will say because of one's fame, power, wealth and social standing? The Daily Prophet is A Poor Excuse of A Gossip Ring or An Illegal Underground Gossip Contest that find the most Ridiculous rumors and stories and publish them so the wizarding world can read and speculate about anything and everything until it gets so out of hand
Why Politics Shouldn't Start in First Year
Or Draco Malfoy has zero subtlety and the entire Slytherin House wants to hand him over to the Gryffindors because of his lack of tact and impulsive decisions and behaviors when it comes to his rivalry with the Gryffindors and the Boy-Who-Lived. They're also tired of hearing his petty proclamations about absolutely anything and everything that he feels is insulting or demeaning his stand as a Malfoy and Heir. And also all the 'My father will hear about this!' stuff is frustrating to hear.
Why Fighting Using Weapons Imbued With Magic is Not Popular in Wizarding Britain and Also the Absence of Strategy in Dealing with Enemies is Frankly Disappointing
Or the majority of the wizarding population in Britain is largely averse to the use of weapons because it's so 'muggle-like', 'barbaric', 'uncouth' and a stain to their honor because of the implied lack of ability to fight with just wands in a duel. Huh, guess they haven't hear about molotovs, snipers and assasins yet. Plus the bombs and the nuclear weapons. Ignorance? Ignorance and arrogance.
Primary and Tertiary Education for Witches and Wizards of the Wizarding World
Wixen live for a long time. Time that can be used to learn more about magic and its other branches from different parts of the world. Muggles start as early as six or seven years old in education, sometimes even three or four for daycare and nursery, why shouldn't wizards and witches have it too? What happens after your OWL and NEWTS? Tertiary Education should be available for those who want to pursue Apprenticeships, Masteries and study related subjects to their passed OWLS and NEWTS and retake them after Tertiary Education for Evaluation and Certification of Skill and Talent in the Wizarding World.
Exercise and Training: You Should Try It
Or magic and your magical core is a muscle so you must train it to become strong until it becomes a reflex and not a struggle or just a requirement for school. Also exercise and training is good for stamina. So you can dodge any stray hexes or Unforgivables. Make sure you have a balanced diet and consume the appropriate calories for your chosen exercise regimen.