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Molossia, of course, did not expect that. He stumbled back. His phone dropped out of his hand as Molossia almost fell. He managed to gain his balance quickly again, his glasses a bit crooked. Seborga’s legs were on fucking fire, they hurt so bad. He did have strong legs from playing a lot of football but he never had to hold onto a tree branch for his dear fucking life in order to do an epic prank on his cute little date. He usually had to run… and kick a ball, y’know, football things.
“What the fuck dude?!! You scared the living shit out of me?!” Molossia yelled as he picked up his phone from the ground. He brushed it off and put it in his back pocket.
“I wanted to give you a nice greeting!” Seborga replied, smiling.
“Do you think this is fucking Five Nights at Freddy’s?” Molossia huffed, crossing his arms. Seborga laughed slightly as he tried to pull half of his body up. Too bad his upper strength took some days off. This made Seborga nervous, no way was he stuck in this position. No chance, no shot.
“ Don’t tell me you’re stuck”
“I’m stuck, come help me step-bro”
Even as Seborga was upside down, he could see Molossia flush but also give a sigh of disappointment. The oldest trick in the book and he still fell for it, get good. He once again tried to reach up only to start slipping. Molossia leaned forwards, thinking that Seborga was gonna fall. Their faces brushed against each other, lips a bit too close for comfort. Very awkward, well for Molossia at least because he let out a small ‘sorry’ as he backed off. He was unsure on how to help Seborga without the possibility of his neck getting snapped as soon as he hit the floor. Seborga felt his face warm, most likely due to all the blood rushing to his head. His feet were starting to feel cold too.
Seborga swore he saw Molossia stealing glances of his stomach. He thought he was so slick until they’re eyes met. Well, Molossia was actually wearing sunglasses but Seborga could feel that he was staring at something. He actually didn’t like that feeling, it was very uncomfortable.
“You can’t get up by yourself so you’ll have to fall off dude,” Molossia determined, looking away from the others' faces. So he was staring at something. How embarrassing it is to be caught thirsting over some stomach showing, maybe he was just staring at the tree. Who knows. Seborga smiled, however his head kinda ached. Uh oh.
“You’ll catch me right?”
“I’ll try but to be honest I probably won’t”
That was good enough for Seborga but he was still nervous. He tried to fall off but he just couldn’t. It was easy, all he had to do was go. It was that easy but Seborga was pussying out.
“Fall off. I’ll try to catch you,” Molossia repeated again.
“Kiss for good luck?” Seborga asked, trying to make puppy eyes but at this point, he couldn’t feel his head. Everything felt like it was too big or floating. Was he going to die? What happens when too much blood rushes to the brain. He didn’t feel any smarter, at least that's supposed to happen when blood rushes to your head. Molossia stopped and thought for a moment. He didn’t think for long before cupping Seborga’s face in his hands and kissing him square on the lips. It caught him off guard, before he realized that Molossia was actually kissing him.
The kiss for good luck was a joke, a little quip. He didn’t actually expect to get kissed, but he was glad this was the outcome. His face went extremely hot, making Molossia’s warm face feel cooler. The kiss was soft, but really awkward. One of them was upside down after all. Molossia’s glasses were pressed against his face. They were cold and hard against his face. However, this was all he could ever dream of. It was worth getting stuck in a tree and getting all the blood to his head. His stomach fluttered and his knees weakened. It felt like he was falling through the sky.
Things went very quickly, it took him a second to realize that he had actually let go of the tree. His legs had relaxed as they were kissing. Killing two birds with one stone. Molossia stopped for half a second before trying to catch him. However, he failed to catch him successfully. His head almost hit the ground first, but didn’t since Molossia was unintentionally used as a cushion. He was on his back, with a pained look on his face because Seborga literally used him as a mattress to lessen his fall. Seborga’s pants were actually pulled down a bit due to the bark sticking to it and resisting gravity. You had to pay attention to 4th period physics for this to understand.
It was a very messy scene, Seborga hoped the Spanish speaking person from earlier did not pass by. God knows what they would say to the person on the phone. It happened so very quickly that Seborga thought he was on the tree, kissing Molossia. Now he was on the floor, he almost died if Molossia didn’t break his fall. He honestly felt like he was bleeding. He probably wasn’t since the tree didn’t scratch him or anything but he just felt like something was dripping down his back. Still, everything fucking ached.
“You okay?” Molossia asked, in a pained voice, as he started inching himself away.
“Yeah,” Seborga responded, moving away and propping himself up. He felt his back to see what was dripping down it. There was nothing on his hand, as expected but his back still felt wet with something.
“Can you check to see if I’m bleeding?” he said as he began to raise his shirt up so Molossia could check. A part of Seborga wanted him to do a ‘complete’ check.
“Maybe we should check that you didn’t break a bone? You fell off of a tree, you could have died!,” Molossia pulled down Seborga’s shirt. They had one kiss and now marriage was on the table.
“I’m perfectly fine, thanks to you of course,” Seborga leaned over and gave him a reward kiss on the cheek, “ Are you okay with stuff like that?”
“Oh, yeah I’m fine with that if we’re alone. I do have a reputation,” Molossia responded, fixing his crooked sunglasses. He was smiling a bit, which Seborga swore could kill him with the cuteness. This led them to a small conversation about their boundaries.
“We’re talking like we’re dating, ahaha,” Seborga hinted. He could see the other blush.
“Do you want to, I want to,” Molossia blurted out.
“Yes, I really do want to,”
Alright it was official, they were dating. It was very anticlimactic however it left the two reeling with emotions. Seborga was literally screaming inside.
“Well now what do we do,”
“Oh shit, the fair,”