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Finally, the day had come, Classy was going to marry Panic. Ever since they matched names of the variety, "Panic Classy" "Classy Panic", having the same icon while matching names, finishing each other's sentences, sending :maxloves: and :yakkoloves:, Classy asking Panic if she'd be the max to her Yakko, with things finally coming together from Freh and Maya's on and off relationship where the two finally wedded without a divorce, it was truly a yax moment for all to enjoy
Ari was sitting on the grass, drinking Maya's milkshakes while Miki and Princess were the next to be wed after Classy and Panic
Finally, it was time. Classy took a deep breath while making their way to the big event. Once there, seeing Panic down the aisle, Classy in her smoky topaz slacks was speechless at how beautiful Panic looked wearing her red hoodie shirt and baggy pants that were obviously too big for her.
Everyone watched with true joy in their hearts, they had been waiting for this ship to get together for so long. For Classy to just pop the question to Panic was truly heartwarming and touching. Soon, the event commenced, Classy and Panic unable to look away from one another while they held hands. Soon, it was time for the two to read their wedding vows. Classy went first, "Panic, from the moment I made you die from all of my wonderful yax ideas, I knew you were the max for me. You are truly my beloved."
Panic was truly touched and had to hold back tears. Next, it was her turn, "Classy, you sdfjsjfldskfjskjfkds."
Classy held up Panic to make sure they didn't die on their big day together. With Classy and Panic slipping each other's mood rings from an extremely goofy movie on their fingers, they stared into each other's eyes. They were in the home stretch now. " Classy, do you take Panic to be your lawfully wedded max that you will care for, even when she has a massive teen angst moment?" Classy smiled brightly, "I do." Next, it was Panic's turn. "Panic, do you take Classy to be your lawfully wedded Yakko that you will care for, even when she yaks for 8+ hours on the phone with you?" Panic nearly key slammed in real life if that was even possible, "I do."
Now was the moment to seal the deal. "With this yax moment truly beyond epic, I now pronounce you, Classy and Panic, Yakko and max, you may now nose nuzzle like Yakko and dot did in wakko's wish."
And so, Classy and Panic nuzzled 'd while everyone cheered and cried, Maya, trying not to cry, but ending up crying a river.
Maya held Ari back, throwing backup flowers up into the air, “Congratulations!”
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[The ships are back home, they meet up with some T.I. Server Members and are now discussing heights. But who says that topic won’t change? Panic and Classy are also sitting in the background, just listening. As a married couple does.]
Miki: *looks back at Panic and Classy* Come join us! Don’t be a married old couple already!
Ari: They’re on their honeymoon, leave them be!
Miki: Fine...
Miki:
Miki: Thinking about how I’ve been height shamed for most of my life
Sass: Haha, short.
Miki: NO HEIGHT SHAMING
Roman: Haha, tall.
Panic: ...We’re on our honeymoon-
Miki: Damn, we came inside and most people didn’t come inside with us.
Princess, walking in: Don’t worry, I’m here!
Miki: MY QUEEN BABY!
[Princess and Miki hug each other]
Freh, referencing the conversation they were just having: I give you angst sometimes and all y’all giving me is a heckling.
Miki: It’s okay, I’m on your side!
Freh, to Miki: We gotta talk in a tone where the tall ones can't hear us.
Miki: Okay, shhhhh.
Freh: Maya, you’re tall sweetheart.
Maya: I’m 5’6 not the iron giant.
Freh: Well when you're 5'3 in boots it's hard not to equate you to The Iron Giant.
Miki: Wait….Okay, y’all I’m 4’11. How tall are you traitors that say you’re short but not really?
Princess: I’m 5’0. People say that’s short.
Miki, realizing what Maya and Freh said earlier: Y’ALL ARE TALL, HOW DARE!
Panic: Classy and I are just Yax but gender-bent.
[A few cheers and confirmations go around.]
Miki: I don’t wanna hear y’all tall butts. If you are 4’10 and below I’ll sympathize.
Maya: Goodnight everybody!
Princess: *lets out a genuine but kinda fake sob* That’s not fair! I was 4’7 last year!
Miki: Except for you my queen. You’ll always be an exception.
[Princess smiles at this]
Freh: I can stand straight up in the back of the ambulance and not even come close to hitting my head on the top. My usual work partner is 5'11
Maya: Okay am I the “tallest” one here right now?
Miki: I'm the shortest
Miki, realization settling in: I’M THE SHORTEST
Miki: YAKKO YAKKO GET OVER HERE.
Ari: Why are we discussing heights?? Just wear heels.
Princess: My clothes from kindergarten still fit-
Miki: You must be tiny..... S...so cute
Princess: >:(
Miki: THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A COMPLIMENT- I'm tiny too!
Princess: I KNOW FHGISFHI
Miki: IM ALLOWED
Maya: I’m small as in petite. I can still fit a shirt from my field day in Pre-K
Freh: Tiny wife.
Miki: I can fit into my high school clothes, But I'm not tiny like that...Yet.
Maya: Very smol waist, which was temporarily not small when I ate Ari.
Ari: How big do you think I am?
Maya: …..
Freh: Bigger than an infant.
Maya: You ate plastic.
Freh: Oh no the plastic was very real-
Maya: So I probably looked like I was expecting
Ari: I hate to tell you this but plastic does not have nutrition I would be highly undernourished.
Ari, responding to Freh: CLOSE!
Freh: My wife had a baby :0 Mazel tov
Maya: Shhhh not yet my beloved!
Ari: I'm the baby. Uwu
Maya: Yes
Ari: Pay child support! >:(
Freh: Our baby has two doctorates and eats plastic
Maya: I regurgitated you Ari I don’t think that’s how babies work
Freh: Who is paying child support for what?
Maya: Okay it was approved by Freh-
Freh: I may have hidden the fact I have a secret child from you
Maya: Secret child?
Ari: Wow replacing me already??
Maya: Everything is happening too fast and not fast enough
Freh: Ari you demanded child support :(
Ari: Yeah???
Ari: YOU GAVE BIRTH TO ME
Ari: MAMA DO YOU NOT RECOGNIZE THE FACE OF YOUR OWN BABY BOY?
Artic, walking in: an entire family is forming in here lmao
Ari: We've always been family. Uwu
Miki: Damn you step away for a moment-
Maya: Okay, sooo... apparently after Freh and I were married, I had Ari, and then apparently Freh didn’t tell me we had a secret child—
Miki: Well I mean-
Freh: It was a secret child between one of our 87 ‘divorces’
Ari: Who's the mother?
Freh: You can't just ask an enby that in front of their wife
Ari: You're right. what was I thinking? <:(
Ari: I'll test the DNA samples I collect from your garbage cans when you guys aren't looking to find a match!
Maya: Oh no....my milkshakes!!
Ari: They're gone…
Ari: They've been gone for 20 years.... you need to move on.
Miki: STOP
Miki: NO
Miki: NO MORE
Miki: Snsmsmz
Miki: Snsnsns
Freh: we need stickers that say: Proud parents of two gremlins
Maya: Oooh yes!! Shopping!
Ari: You ok, buddy? :0c
Ari: Would a refreshing glass of molten plastic calm you down?
Maya: NO, BAD
Ari: I want the molten plastic
Maya: *sprays Ari with water*
Ari: You can't tell me what to do MOM!
Freh: Can't believe you just sprayed our child
Ari: You see how she treats me? :C
Maya: They tried eating PLASTIC
Freh: Guess it's gonna be 88 divorces
Ari: OOOOOOO
Maya: NO
Ari: Shoulda just let me have my plastic
Maya: sigh…
Ari: I can't believe you married a cat, mom.
Ari: What a furry.