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Panic mode
5:27am
Sunshine bastard: I HAVE DONE IT
Sunshine bastard: I AM FINISHED
Sunshine bastard: IT TOOK FUCKING HOURS BUT I HAVE NO SENSE OF TIME PERCEPTION
Gucci: Izu please rest you’ve been dming me all night with ideas
Sunshine bastard: You’re my husband you have to deal with me
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Gucci: Blinks,,,,,
Sunshine bastard: I appreciate you so much for helping shawty mwah ily
Gucci: Ily too mwah
Saltydino: Y’all mfs at it this early in the morning??
Sunshine bastard: Yessirr
Gucci: You bet your skinny ass we are
Saltydino: When did y’all sleep?
Gucci: Yesterday
Sunshine bastard: Uh,,,,,next question-
Sunshine shit: Next what 🧍
Sunshine bastard: Looks away
Sunshine shit: aht aht 🔫 get yo ass back in this bed
Sunshine bastard: Yes momma 😒
Saltydino: You just gone let him do you like that
Sunshine bastard: um yes
Sunshine bastard: Shou is scary
Anxiety: Why are you guys texting you’re literally laying like a foot away from each other 🙍
(You’re probably wondering “What the hell is Yachi talking about?”
Well, you see, what happened was our favorite guys, gals and nonbinary pals had a sleepover following the events of their makeshift party. It was a mess and a half. After the heroes in training got dragged back to their dorms, everyone else stayed and watched old vine compilations and attempted to see who could recreate them the best. No one knew when they had fallen asleep, which brings us up to speed on what's happening now)
Sunshine bastard: I don’t wanna wake up Natsu or Auntie. Plus my son is also asleep
Anxiety: Bestie….
Sunshine bastard: ANYWAYS
Sunshine bastard: NEW DISCORD OPEN Y’ALL BETTA JOIN
Sunshine shit: Izuku i’m going to unalive you
Sunshine bastard: Can you do it after you join?
Sunshine shit: Yeah sure ig
Sunshine bastard: LETS GOOOOOOO
-Sunshine has sent an invite link-
Tell Dad Baku ate my Homework
Izaiah: HEY HOMOS I MADE A SERVER
Izaiah: ARE YOU JOINING OR WHAT 🙌
Bakubitch: Where’s the invite mf
Shaq’s wet dream: Bestie 🥺 ofc i’ll join 😼 only for u tho sexc 😘
Kermit’s bitch: Why wouldn’t I? Kerro
Brain rot: Let me in please </3
Izaiah: i’ll dm it cause i dont want the haters 🤣
Shaq’s wet dream: Nvm im not going
Shaq’s wet dream: As the creator of the Izuku hater squad i formally decline the offer
Izaiah: SHUT UP EFK FEBJLEFLBEC
Izaiah: I’ll be sending the link rn hoes y’all betta join
A mess and a half
General chat
6:07am
Izu bun: HEY BITCHES, BROS, AND NONBINARY HOES‼️
Izu bun: WELCOME TO YOUR NIGHTMARE
#1 Izuku stan: Nightmare nightmare nightmare
Bakatsuki: I hate it here deadass
Pinky thee Stallion: Bitch we just got here
Tsukki my beloved: Change my name right now
Izu bun: No 💚
Izu’s s/o /p: STOP MY NAME
Izu’s s/o /p: MWAH
Izu bun: MWAH
Catboy Shintoe: You give me immense pain everyday
Shou bun: AYE MATCHING NAMES
Izu bun: DUH OFC
Darling boy Tobio: …….
Darling boy Tobio: Sir this is a crime
Izu bun: Hush son this is a grown folks conversation
Tsukki my beloved: Izuku you’re no where near an adult….
Izu bun: Tsukishima shut yo lanky ass up before i blow you away with the leaf blower
Izu bun: Anyways we’re playing mario cart tonight be the vc by 9:30pm or i’ll eat your left shoe laces <33