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Yoongi saw the name of the contact going from add contact to Joon as he had read on his profile, right in front of his eyes and he couldn't help but gulp. He was already thinking ahead. How was he going to introduce himself? He hated introductions. Every time he had to, he had no idea what to say. It's not like his life was interesting.
Thankfully he didn't have to go first, cause his phone notified him of a new message.
Joon
Sure! I'll start by saying that we are actually a pack of five, but two of our mates are not registered. They just read through our accounts.
My name is Namjoon, that's why Joon. I'm 26 and I'm honestly not sure what to say about myself.
Relatable. The omega thought. Introductions are an introverted nightmare.
Jimin giggled after a few seconds of silence and the omega was already pretty sure about the reason "Reminds me of someone, but a bit more eloquent."he said with a teasing smile
Yoongi rolled his eyes, as his suspects turned out right and he couldn't really deny. He really was even worse at talking and every time he was with someone he didn't know too well, he felt awkward and uncomfortable. But as the younger started to type, he forced himself to ignore the growing anxiety under his skin. Panicking now was useless or worse, counterproductive.
Jimin
That's okay :) I guess we'll ask each other as we go.
I'm Jimin, as you probably saw from my profile and I'm 25. Born 1995.
What year were you born, Namjoon-ssi?
Joon
1994, you can simply go with hyung, if you feel comfortable.
What do you do, Jimin-ssi?
Jimin immediately looked at his boyfriend as he was done reading and laughed "Hyung, he is like you. Remember when you asked me to call you hyung but then wouldn't drop the -ssi for three months?"
The omega blushed, trying to hide his reddening cheeks looking down at his phone "you didn't tell me not to."
Jimin bursted out laughing, throwing himself on the elder's lap "What are you talking about? It's the norm, if I call you hyung, you don't call me Jimin-ssi!"
"You still didn't call him hyung tho." Yoongi pointed out
The beta laid more comfortably on Yoongi's lap and smiled up at him "You're right, I should give him the input" he teased going back to texting "you should also text something tho."
Yoongi nodded, but didn't say anything. He was gonna text…just later.
Jimin
I'm a dance teacher. Mostly kids, but sometimes for adults too.
Hyung, we read you like to make beats! Yoongi hyung was very excited cause he also makes music :))))
Yoongi read the message and felt his heart skip a beat in his chest. When he widened his eyes in horror and turned his head down to look at the culprit, he found the younger was already staring at him with a smirk.
When he didn't say anything, Jimin nodded at him "Come on, say something!" He encouraged, locking his phone and then getting on his knees on the cushion next to his boyfriend "Just say hi, I'm Yoongi, and I'm a badass producer."he joked.
As the beta found a more comfortable sitting position on the other's crossed legs, pressing with his elbows on Yoongi's shoulders, the omega went down under his weight and found himself laying on his back. Jimin sat up again with his ass on the elder's stomach.
"I'm not a producer." Yoongi muttered, staring at the ceiling and then proceeded to nibble on his lower lip out of anxiety.
As soon as he said those words, Jimin huffed, refusing to listen to his boyfriend talking in such a tiny insecure voice. He put his phone in his back pocket so that he was free to manhandle his boyfriend how he pleased. Yoongi let him do so and soon found his left side completely engulfed by the younger's body.
"You are." Jimin pouted as he found a comfortable position for his head on the omega's shoulder "Sure, you are not the most famous producer in the world, but you have famous artists asking for and buying your beats. That's impressive, hyung!"He knew the elder was just feeling shy and nervous about meeting new people and he wanted to remind him that he wasn't worthless as he thought. He was a very valid person, despite what he thought of himself. Anyone would be impressed by his accomplishments! Yoongi was the only one who'd think of it as not mention worthy.
The omega shrugged as he cowered between his shoulders causing Jimin to leave out a sigh "Hyung, don't be nervous. Just introduce yourself."
Yoongi pouted for a few seconds. What could go wrong, right? So he left out a sigh himself and looked at the screen that was still unlocked in his right hand.
They had received new messages tho.
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this is Seokjin-hyung and my favorite thing to do is looking at myself in the mirror, I'm a 1000/10, thanks for listening, bye.
Joon
that was definitely NOT Jin-hyung but most likely one of the maknaes, I'm sorry.
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I am Jin-hyung!!
Joon
… Jin-hyung wouldn't introduce himself as Jin-HYUNG since that would require KNOWING the other person enough to know their age, but that kinda invalidates the concept of "introduction"
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Oof
Jin-hyung actually sounds like that tho.
Joon
Tae…
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…I'm Guk
Jimin suddenly hummed from the side, looking up at him, but not seeing him type anything "done?"
Yoongi sent him an embarrassed side eye "…not yet."
"Hyung… come on!"
Yoongi looked at him with a pout "They started arguing among each other! How am I supposed to introduce myself?"
"What?" Jimin asked with a small frown, leaning up to see from the elder's phone what he was talking about
Yoongi tilted the screen to show him and after a few seconds Jimin bursted out laughing "Omg"
"…Min-ah!"
"That's so adorable! Hyung, gosh! I can't!"
Yoongi whined in annoyance "Jimin! Help me out."
The beta chuckled for a few more seconds, before clearing his throat "Sorry. Pretend you already know them, type something and then say fuck it!"
Now, okay, Yoongi knew this was Jimin's way of dealing with life on a daily basis. He simply did whatever he wanted, without giving TOO much importance to what other people thought about him. But that took years of practice!!! The beta just couldn't let himself think about others' opinions, otherwise he would have spiraled into a never-ending loop of insecurities and overthinking. So 'fuck it' was his healthy coping mechanism…
Yoongi wasn't used to it, because he indeed cared about other people's opinions but he wasn't exactly a social butterfly like Jimin, so he was literally surrounded by Jimin and… maybe a few collegues he didn't even know that well. His life revolved around his mate and his job. So the only times he went into an overthinking loop himself was when he was forced to socialize.
"Hyung, look at me" Jimin snapped him out of his thoughts covering all his line of vision with his face "Just say whatever you want, if they're rude, we just block them and forget they exist, how about that?"he promised "I'm not gonna make you meet someone who makes you feel uncomfortable. But you have to give them a chance."
And so he did.
Yoongi
Hello! I'm Yoongi, born 1993, you can drop formalities and like Namjoon-ssi here, I'm not sure how to introduce myself.
fuck it!
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oh that's kitten boy