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Chapter 3: The brain cells have left the building

Summary:

Ssssshhhh this chapter is just filler, its fine

Notes:

https://i.imgur.com/svutJjn.png

HA. Finally, imgur works.

Chapter Text

Welcome Back, Master Marv (   @saberstaff_mastery_ ).

Opening Chatroom: 2 token straights and a handfull of gays (Previously Bully Kenobi Hours ver2.1)

Online now: LuuLuu, Older Koon Child, Furry, Absolute Slut, Nap achieved, (2 others)...

293 unread messages ( Read now?  Y/N)

Read up ^^^

Plo'Buir: In conclusion, He is grooming your for something, Anakin. Whether he is a paedophile or not. Please, See a mind healer.

Plo'Buir: Please.

Plo'Buir: I worry.

 

04:52 cst-

-Mother of the Hour has set username to Kidnap the Dreamer-

-Kidnap the Dreamer has set username for Disgruntled Buir to Accomplice in Crime-

Kidnap the Dreamer: @online Fun fact! Grievous is surprisingly easy to track!

Kidnap the Dreamer: You just need to follow the sound of coughing and raging murder boner and boom! Head Clanker of the bitchwads!

Kidnap the Dreamer: In other unrelated news, I might need a new stealth ship.

Nap Achieved: Wh

Nap Achieved: Wjat the absolute FUCK 

Kidnap the Dreamer: Wellllllll

Kidnap the Dreamer: A) He wasn't expecting it B) Staffs take off limbs suprisingly fast 3) He does the kicky thing only in close quarters

LuuLuu: I'm sorry, the "kicky thing"???

Kidnap the Dreamer: Ah! About that!

-Kidnap the Dreamer is idle...-

Notes:

@saberstaff_mastery_/Mother of the hour: Daal' Marv
@n3g0t1at0r_2/Mstr. Kenobi/Bitch needing a nap: Obi-wan Kenobi
@ARC-39.cmdr/Commander Buir the fun killer/Disgruntled Buir: Commander Titan
@vos.vos.vos/Babyslut: Quinlan Vos
@cmdr.CC-1010/Text to Speech God: Commander Fox
@k00n_pl0/Concerned Parent/Parent of Feral Children: Plo Koon
@cmdr.CC-2224/Flying Tackle: Commander Cody
@lumi-nation: Luminara Unduli
@need.1.sleeve/Quin's Child: Aayla Secura
@disaster.jedi/Plausibly a force clone: Anakin Skywalker
@togrutas.dont.have.bones/Older Koon Child: Ahsoka Tano
@cmdr.CC-3636/Younger Koon Child: Commander Wolffe

 

Those who haven't appeared yet but are listed will get a name.
I just don't know what usernames to give them that aren't boring. I only have a few braincells, and they're crapped out for a minute.

Suggestions, comments, critiques are all welcome, appreciated, and loved with my entire armadillo heart.