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Deku backed away from Bakugo. He was the only one who could've made that horrid noise. He also had seemed dead before, and Deku did not want to become a zombie. At least for now he didn't.
"DEKUUUUUU...", He croaked.
"Y-yes Kacchan? You might want to lay down..", Deku whispered, hoping he would lay down. He needed those organs.
"More."
"What did you say?", Deku responded to Bakugo's sudden lower volume.
"GIVE ME MORE!", He screeched, bursting through Dekus already burned through the door.
"WAKE UP NERDS! GIVE ME YOUR STASHES!", Bakugo continued to scream through the hallway.
Deku stared blankly at his "use to be door". Now he needed more money.
"LET'S GET HARD!".
Sighing, Deku proceeded to walk out of his room and into the hallway. Said hallway was covered in burn marks, even the ceiling.
Inhaling deeply, (yes Deku knows breathing techniques) Deku got ready to Thunder Clap Bakugos cheeks. That little angry crack filled Pomeranian would not escape his want for them cheeks.
He blazed through the hallway, passing his many ex-friend's rooms. All they did was go on about wanting to be a hero. Never crack.
"GIVE ME THEM CHEEKS!", He screeched, clapping Bakugo's cheeks together.
He had broken through Kirishima's-
Kirishima?
"What the fook are you doing?", Deku asked still mushing Bakugo's face together, making him look like a blobfish.
"Baku-bro wanted to get more crack! So I'm teaching him!", Kirishima said smiling with his thumb out.
"Why are you 'hard', and why does Bakugo look like a fire truck?", Deku stated, scanning the room for money.
He saw a small box stashed under the bed. Not caring about Kirishima's explanation, he dropped Bakugo and approached the bed. He snatched the box, opening it to look at its contents.
"What the fook?", a bored and frankly done Deku stated.
The box held four rocks inside it, each of different sizes and colors.
"DON'T TELL MY WIFE! LISTEN THE COURT WAS WRONG, THEY'RE MINE. SHE'S FOOL'S GOLD, SHE LIED.".
"I honestly don't care, just give me money or your organs. Preferably organs.".
"Crack, crack, crack, crack..", Murmured Bakugo.
"shut up, your organs are looking yummy, I know buyers..".
Kirishima pulled out a black card and handed it to Deku.
"This is her credit card, there's at least 3 million yen on it! Make her go into debt!", Kirishima smiled.
"Thanks, good luck with whatever you were doing before.", Deku said leaving Bakugo and Kirishima alone to learn how to get more crack?