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It had been a month since the separation, and Bad had decided it was time to go visit his brother and see how he’s doing.
“Hey Sappi?” Bad walked into the living room.
“‘Sup Dad?”
“Do you want to go visit your cousin?”
“I have a cousin?”
“Yes? Remember Good?”
“Ugh, yeah.”
“Well I was wondering if you wanted to go visit-”
“After the stress he put me through? I think not.”
“Oh come on, don’t be like that! He was upset and you don’t even have to talk to him! I want you to meet the rest of your family.”
“Can I bring Karl? And Quackity?”
“Uhm. I don’t know. Listen, if you want to go home then you can at any time, but could we please do something nice as a family?”
“Ugh, fine. If it makes you happy.”
“Thank you Sappi!” Bad gives Sapnap a hug, then the front door opens.
Skeppy walks in, “I’m home!”
“Geppy!!”
“Yes?”
“Do you wanna go visit Good?????”
“Welp! I think Technoblade wants me back!” He quickly turns to the door.
“See look, Skeppy doesn’t even want to go.”
“It’s fine, I’ll go by myself.” Bad gets up and walks to his room.
Skeppy sits down next to Sap. “I feel bad now.”
“Why?”
“Because he was excited and who are we to stop him?”
“Exactly, that’s why he can go by himself.”
“Listen I know you’re still upset and so am I, buuuut think about how cool it would be to see your other uncle and cousin. I say we give it a shot. And I doubt we’ll be there for too long.”
Bad walks to the front door, “bye.”
“Sap. Come on.”
“Ugh, fine. Dad, wait!”
Bad turns around with the biggest smile on his face. “Really?!”
“Come on, before I change my mind.”
“Yay!”
---At the portal---
“You guys ready?”
“I guess… Are you sure this is safe?”
“The most dangerous person there is Niki. And I doubt we’ll see her.”
“Niki?”
“Yeah, Good told me that they’re basically our opposites.”
“Alright.. Whatever you say.”
---In the Opposite World---
“Bad!”
“Good!”
The two brothers run at each other and hug.
“Took you long enough!”
“I’m sorry! I was busy!”
“Wow, okay.”
“Oh shut.”
“You.”
Bad growls, Good growls back, and now they are play fighting.
“Hi!”
“Holy Shit!” Skeppy spins around and looks at Jef. “Holy… hello, Hi. I’m Skeppy.”
“I’m Jef! Pleasure to meet you!”
“Where’s Nap?” Sap gently whispers.
“Oh! He’s right here!” Jef moves to the side and they barely catch a glimpse of Nap before he ducks back behind Jef. “Come on, Nappi. Say hi.”
“Nu-uh”
“Hey Napsap. I’m your cousin, Subpoena.(we’re keeping it)”
Nap gently looks over Jef’s shoulder. “Hi.” He whispers.
“Come on.” Sap holds out his hand, “I’d like to talk a little. I might as well get to know you while Dad and Good fight.”
“...”
“It’s okay Nap. Go with him.” Jef gently smiles.
Nap reaches out for Sap and grabs his hand. Sap pulls him close and gives him a hug. “Holy shit you’re short! I love you already!” Nap gently hugs back and the two leave to somewhere.
“Awww, they’re all getting along. :]”
“Yeah. Should we stop the two dumbasses?”
“Probably, but do you have any popcorn?”
“I always do.” Skeppy pulls a bag of popcorn from his pocket.
“It can wait a while.”
---With Sap and Nap---
“So, where are we?”
“We’re at my farm!”
Subpoena stops walking, “A farm? With animals?”
“Yeah! Why?”
“I just… I don’t have the best experience with animals. I prefer plants. I live in the Kinoko Kingdom after all.”
“Oh… Plants? I mean, everyone has their own thing, but why plants?”
“Why animals? They shit and are loud and they’re kind of just horrible.”
“Animals are amazing! They can give you companionship, food, and are soft and cuddly. All plants do is give you allergies.”
“Plants don’t make noise, they take minimal care, and some of them can even help heal you!”
“I don’t like you anymore.”
“I don’t like you anymore either.”
“Why are you two fighting? Who are you?”
“Oh, Hi Nightmare! This is… my cousin … Sapnap.”
“Why are you fighting?”
“Because this dumbass likes animals and hates plants!”
“No, it’s because you like plants and hate animals!”
“ You little shit.”
“Woah woah woah. Let’s not fight please. I’d prefer if we kept the peace here.”
“I would prefer if that barn was burnt down!” Subpoena spawned a ball of fire in his hands.
“Not while I’m here!”
“Then leave, Nightmare! This isn’t your fight anyways!” Napsap summoned a wall of water to block the incoming attack.
---After an hour or two of fighting---
“Fuck you.”
“Screw you too.”
Sap’s smile slowly turns from a scowl into a smile. “Holy shit. Hahahahaa, this was the most fun I’ve had in a while!”
Nap gently straightens himself out and lightly smirks, “Really?”
“Yeah! Damn, you’re cool.”
“No, stop. You’re cool.”
“No, you’re cool.”
“No you’re cool.
“No. You’re cool.”
“No. You’re cool.”
“ No. You’re cool.”
The two start making their way back to their parents while continually getting more aggressive and saying ‘no, you’re cool.’
---Once they’re back---
“ No, you’re - Skep? What’s Dad and Good doing?”
“Well, you see, first they were fighting, then like, 10 minutes ago, they just… stopped? And laid on the floor and have been grooming each other since.”
“Really?”
“Yeah. I don’t know, dude, he’s your dad.”
“He’s your boyfriend.”
“N E ways. Bad!”
Bad’s head whips to look at Skeppy and he gently purrs.
“Ready to head home?”
Bad gently lays his head back down and Good growls, then continues to groom Bad.
“I think it’s broken.”
The others mumble their agreements.
---After a whole day being there because Bad and Good refused to separate, which is Ironic because they wanted to be away from each other their whole life until now, but who am I to judge---
“Bad!”
Bad purrs.
“Ready to go home?”
“Not really.”
“We can make muffins.”
Bad gently sits up. “Muffins?”
“And Good.” Jef calls.
Good purrs.
“We can make cupcakes.”
Good sits up. “Cupcakes?”
“Dad, let’s go home.”
Bad sighs and gets up, “fine. We’ll be back next month!”
They all say their goodbyes and separate.