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[VENTI SUPPORT GROUP]
Gay protectors : @Rich milf
Gay protectors : so when’s the party?
Rich milf : let’s make sure he’s dead first
Emo midget : no need
Emo midget : tonight, 8pm, his room
Coffin dealer : dw guys I already put him inside the coffin
Electronics : I’ll leave the almond tofu box in front of your room later midget
Emo midget : YOU-
Emo midget : fine.
Savior : I can tell that he’s not dead
Savior : yet
Dilf : am i the only one who can still hear his voice?
Gay protectors : WHO ARE YOU AKSJNDKLANDKS
Hot mommy pirate : DILF DILF DILF DILF
Rich milf : is it really that funny that you have to fall out of your seat?
Hot mommy pirate : yes
Gay ginger : we all know that there’s only one DILF in this gc and it’s zhongli
Dilf : it's me zhongli
Dilf : what is dilf anyway?
Best girl must protecc : yes what is dilf?
Cream : sucrose no
Best girl must protecc : ok.
Eye bags : you don’t want to know
Not so sane twin : no tell him
Sane twin : don’t
Not so sane twin : stop commenting on everything I said
Sane twin : you shut up
Pure : twins pls stop
Pure : did venti really die? :((((
['God with a bard' is typing]
Emo as fuck : how
Ice queen : @Emo midget you better sharpen your spear next time
Electronics : forget what I said earlier
Snapper : you failed us midget
Emo midget : fuck you cat girl
Snapper : WHO ARE YOU CALLING CAT GIRL FUCKING EMO
Sleepy head : keqing...
Snapper : whatever.
Rich milf : I refuse to believe that he’s still alive
Emo midget : ^^
Sleepy head : @the lawyer you will always need
Sleepy head : pls indicate him as ‘dead’ in our student book
Hot mommy pirate : even ganyu wants him dead haha
The lawyer you will always need : on it
God with a bard : umm I don’t want to interrupt you guys
God with a bard : but can you open the coffin a little?
God with a bard : man it’s getting hotter here
Young dumb and broke : suffer
God with a bard : you take that back bitch
Snapper : @Coffin dealer u should make the coffin thicker next time
Snapper : the current one won’t make him suffer enough
God with a bard : WDYM BY NEXT TIME CAT GIRL?!?!11
Coffin dealer : duly noted
Gay ginger : want to use snezhnaya’s woods next time?
God with a bard : didn’t I mute you already?
[‘God with a bard’ mute ‘Gay ginger’]
Mom that actually cares : glad you’re still alive venti
God with a bard : AWW JEANIE
Electronics : fuck off venti
God with a bard : I CHOOSE THE RIGHT USERNAME FOR YOU <3333
God with a bard : also electronics, i can call her whatever i want hehe
Electronics : you take that back before I'M the one who'll put you to rest
Ice queen : do it
Not so sane twin : lmao
Sane twin : lmao
Mom that actually cares : @God with a bard not that I care
Mom that actually cares : but I don’t want mr.principal to interrogate me for your death
Eye bags : see?
Eye bags : nobody loves you
God with a bard : I still have my bf xiao
Emo midget : i don’t know you
God with a bard : u right eye bags no one loves me
Eye bags : don’t play with fire bitch
Gay protectors : but your vision is cryo?
Eye bags : die