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[sirius black + remus lupin]
10:43 AM:
tutee: is six okay for tonight?
tutor: sure
tutee: ill bring my textbook and my computer. do i need anything else
tutor: probably not
tutee: cool. see you then
[lily evans + remus lupin]
10:56 AM:
remoose:
im having an off day but james and sirius are coming over and i dont want to reschedule again but im going to be in a bad mood and they’re just going to hate me
remoose: fuckk why today
misspotter: okay. options
misspotter: you reschedule with sirius, he may get upset but You are tutoring Him so he can get over it
misspotter: you do the session with sirius tonight, with me and james there if you want (??) ill be there to buffer if it gets awkward
remoose: idk. doing tonight sounds better right now, i cant be bothered to explain to sirius why and make new plans
misspotter: okay. have you eaten / drank today
remoose: i had a coffee
remoose: and half a bagel
misspotter: when did you wake up
remoose: didnt sleep
misspotter: :((
misspotter: i’m out with cas and pete. want me to grab you something omw back?
remoose: sure
misspotter: breakfast sandwich okay?
remoose: thank you. sorry about this
misspotter: you’ve got nothing to be sorry for rem!! ill be home in twenty
misspotter: put your phone away, the light will only make the headache worse
remoose: how did you know i have a headache 🤔
misspotter: theres a reason im minoring in philosophy
remoose: …
remoose: im not going to dignify that with a response. see u soon <3
misspotter:
<3!!
[lily evans + sirius black]
11:03 AM:
mrsevanspotter: hii sirius
mrsevanspotter: dont tell remus im texting you but he’s kind of off today. if he seems weird or snappy, its not you
mrblackpotter: oh. is he okay??
mrsevanspotter: in general, yeah. it’s one of those days, yk
mrblackpotter: yeah ik. does he want to reschedule?
mrsevanspotter: he says he’s good for tonight
mrblackpotter: okay ill tone myself done then dsjkl
mrsevanspotter: thats not what i meant!! ur good, sirius, im just letting yk what the situation is
mrblackpotter: yeah yeah. see you this evening
[lily evans + dorcas meadows + peter pettigrew + marlene mckinnon]
12:15 PM:
thehotone: im excited for tonight guys!! its been so long since we’ve all seen each other
petey: yes!!
mastermind: wait what
mastermind: oh fuck
alsothehotone: did you forget
mastermind: uhm. yes. the plan was movie night at mine right
thehotone: yep!!
mastermind: shit! james and sirius are coming over tonight for remus and sirius’ study thing
petey: why is jamboy coming
mastermind: idk you know him and black are inseparable
alsothehotone: ((jamboy???))
alsothehotone: can we not just hang out in your room??
mastermind: i promised rem i’d be there with him
alsothehotone: lmao ok
mastermind: what
alsothehotone: nothing you just baby him so much
thehotone: marlene
alsothehotone: he’s nineteen years old, you treat him like he’s four
alsothehotone: ‘remus wants me to stay with him’ ‘i need to make sure remus is okay, sorry’ ‘remus have you eaten?’
alsothehotone: idk its fucking weird
thehotone: marlene wtf
mastermind: he’s my friend?? he’s your friend too
mastermind: i don't baby him, he can look after himself and he does
mastermind: he’s having an off day today and i promised that i’d be there with him
alsothehotone: okay and you promised us that we’d get to hang out
alsothehotone: this was the only day all of us are free
petey: would remus be okay if we crashed his study thing?
mastermind: idk ill see
[marlene mckinnon + dorcas meadows]
12:56 PM:
cas: what was that
[lily evans + remus lupin]
12:53 PM:
misspotter: i turned your thingy on. the thing that reads your messages out loud so you dont have to look at your phone
misspotter: so dont pick your phone up to respond i dont want your head to explode
misspotter: but dont hate me. can marlene cas and pete come over today too
misspotter: we had a movie night planned that i forgot about when i said monday was okay earlier
misspotter: i know its not ideal and you can say no, i just wanted to ask
misspotter: i was grabbing the mail im coming to your room now
[lily evans + dorcas meadows + peter pettigrew + marlene mckinnon]
1:30 PM:
mastermind:
remus says its ok if you guys come over
mastermind: it wont be a movie thing, sorry
thehotone: thats ok, just happy we’re seeing each other
petey: ^^!!!
alsothehotone: yeah. sorry about earlier lily
mastermind: yeah
[lily evans + dorcas meadows + peter pettigrew + marlene mckinnon + remus lupin + sirius black + james potter]
lily evans changed the group name
people who tolerate each other
2:00 PM:
lily: im tired of relaying messages so:
lily: mine and remus’ flat tonight at six. remus and sirius will be attempting to study, the rest of us will just hang out til they’re finished and then we can chill for a bit
dorcas: thanks lil!
peter: thumbs up
sirius: “attempting to study” rem and i will get some good work done shut up
lily: if you say so
5:54 PM:
james:
s and i are here
dorcas: pete and i will be there in ten!!
[marlene mckinnon + lily evans]
6:30 PM:
ginger: marls where are you
ginger: im sorry if you’re upset about my friendship with remus but you’re worrying me?
7:17 PM:
ginger: marlene
ginger: you don't have to come over just please answer so i know you’re okay
7:36 PM:
ginger: sirius is asking for you
ginger: i think something happened with him and remus?
ginger: nothing bad, he’s smiling
8:07 PM:
ginger: hope you’re okay
ginger: sorry again
1:42 AM:
blonde: omg lily
blonde: shit my phone was dead
blonde: i passed out at like four pm i totally forgot about tonight
blonde: im not mad,and im sorry too i was out of line
blonde: i know you care about remus a lot. i do too. i was just really looking forward to hanging out
blonde: ironic. i cant believe i missed this fuckk
blonde: you’re probably sleeping. ill be up for the night but sleep well
7:39 AM:
ginger: you scared the shit out of me never do that again
blonde: IM SO SORRY
ginger: I THOUGHT YOU HATED ME
blonde: impossible!!
blonde: oo wait. let me text sirius i want to know what happened with remus HA
ginger: i want detailsssss remus is still asleep he didnt tell me anything last night
ginger: he looked very pleased though
[marlene mckinnon + sirius black]
8:14 AM:
homosexual1: BLACKKKK
anotherhomo: MCKINNON WHERE WERE YOU LAST NIGHT
homosexual1: napping :)
homosexual1: what is this i hear of you and...remus mf lupin
anotherhomo: dude I THOUGHT I WAS OVER HIM
anotherhomo: I AM VERY MUCH NOT
homosexual1: WHAT HAPPENED
anotherhomo: lmfao nothing
anotherhomo: we were in his room because the group was too loud
anotherhomo: he makes coding so sexy 😩
anotherhomo: he was all “mmm polymorphism...while loops...binary numberssss” it was hot as shit
anotherhomo: but ANYWAYS we’re in his room right
anotherhomo: and im fucking dying over here, watching his hands fly over the keyboard and listening to him talk about comp sci
anotherhomo: he’s so passionate about it it’s adorable
homosexual1: KEEP WITH THE STORY
anotherhomo: SORRY SORRY
anotherhomo: nothing HAPPENEd
anotherhomo: we just talked for while
anotherhomo: the whole time really. we did the coding stuff for like an hour but eventually he just put the computer away and we started talking about things
anotherhomo: AND HE CAN PLAY GUITAR
anotherhomo: his HANDS MARLENEEEE
homosexual1: but did anything happen
anotherhomo: i told you no
anotherhomo: we talked. he played guitar. we played scrabble. i used his chapstick. i am very gay.
homosexual1: hopeless
[marlene mckinnon + lily evans]
8:52 AM:
blonde: they had a very gay time together
[marlene mckinnon + sirius black]
8:53 AM:
homosexual1: first
homosexual1 changed homosexual1 ‘s name to notasimp
notasimp changed anotherhomo ‘s name to simp
simp: wtf gay on gay crime
notasimp: i speaketh the trutheth
simp: sure…
simp: i saw you and dorcas yesterday
simp: awfully familiar simp behvaiour for someone who claims otherwise…
notasimp: so anyways remus
simp: i c u
notasimp: so you like him. Again
simp: it appears so
simp: like. i dont think i actually liked him when i said i did last time, i just thought he was the most attractive human being that i’d ever sen, you know?
notasimp: i know
simp: but like NOW
simp: he’s so
simp: ASKJPGOSASIFJOQJWOMLKSDSADAPODKPWODS
simp: if you know what i mean
notasimp: are you going to tell him
simp: oh my god no
simp: at least not. so soon
simp: yesterday was our first REAL conversation
simp: if you don’t count heated debates in english lit last year. which i do not
notasimp:
do you think he might. reciprocate your feelings?
simp:
“reciprocrate” who are you?
simp: and. no. el oh el
simp: like. the guitar thing sounds really romantic but it was painfully platonic
simp: idk if he’s like. gay. or whatever
notasimp: he likes men
notasmip: he had something going on with benjy fenwick this summer. according to benjy it was a “mutual breakup” but according to lily benjy is a dickwad and a cheater sooooo
simp: oh shit
simp: i didnt know benjy was such an asshole
notasimp: i did. remember how he treated emme??
simp: oh ugh yeah. he was the worst but that was years i thought he would’ve changed
notasimp: yeah. lily didnt tell me outright but i know the benjy thing was shit for remus
notasimp: so you know
simp: ill be careful
notasimp: i know you will!!
[remus lupin + sirius black]
12:36 PM:
tutee:
good morning remus lupin
tutor: its half past noon
tutee: yes!! yes it is
tutor: i was going to text you
tutor: do you need another. study session
tutee: awww remusssss do you wanna hang out 🥺
tutor: i want you to not fail your class 🥺
tutee: suree ok
tutee: i’d like another “study session”
tutor: when you put it in quotations it doesn’t insinuate just what you think it does
tutee: i know ;)
tutor: ugh dont wink at me
tutee: why ;(
tutor: it tomorrow good for you?
tutee: ignoring your ignorance
tutee: tomorrow is perfect
tutor: you being banned from the library is like. my worst nightmare
tutor: you could come over if you want again. i promise it won’t be a whole Thing this time
tutee: that was fun though
tutee: speaking of
[people who tolerate each other]
1:04 PM:
sirius:
afternoon!!
james:
it is that, yes
sirius: shut up smartass
sirius: this group is more fun together than i would’ve imagined
marlene: agree. just one thing
marlene: do you all know mary
lily: MISS MARY MACDONALD?!
marlene: yes her
james: I LVOE MARY
remus: i also love mary
sirius: i do not know many but im sure i will love her
marlene: if everyone is okay with it, can i add her in here?
peter: yes!!!!!!!!!!!
marlene added mary macdonald
marlene: @ mary say hi
mary: ooh hi
mary: what is this
james: MARYYYYY
mary: JAMES!!!
lily: hii mary
lily: i totally blanked on adding you before
mary: rude but you’re forgiven i guess
sirius: hi mary!! im sirius nice to meet you
mary: oh i know you
sirius: ..ominous
mary: nothing bad LMAO just we have the same friends
sirius: yeah
sirius: ok so as i was going to say! we should hang out as a group more
lily: agreed
peter: seconded
lily: everyone free tomorrow
sirius: no :(
remus: nope
[marlene mckinnon + lily evans]
1:23 PM:
ginger: ummmm??
blonde: UMM???
[people who tolerate each other]
1:24 PM:
lily:
ooook what ab this friday then
remus: thumbs up
sirius: why don’t you just send the thumbs up emoji
remus: i dont like emojis
sirius: thats not true
remus: yes. it is.
sirius: “i want you to not fail your class 🥺” ((copied straight from my texts with remus)))
remus: no i was MOCKING you
sirius: ouch
marlene: moving on????
dorcas: ooh hey whats going on my phone just turned back on
marlene: dorcas!
remus: cas!
dorcas: hey! HI MARY
mary: CASSIE
dorcas: not sold
mary changed dorcas ‘s name to cassie
peter: ugh yes finally this gc without nicknames is BORING
lily: i expected better from us.
peter changed james ‘s name to jam
marlene changed mary ‘s name to i’m lovin it
james changed lily ‘s name to #1swifite
dorcas changed remus ‘s name to nerd
remus changed sirius ‘s name to nerd number two
sirius changed peter name to peepee
dorcas changed marlene ‘s name to god
god: better
peepee: i hate you sirius <3
nerd number two: NERD??? NUMBER TWO???
nerd: we’re matching
[sirius black + marlene mckinnon]
1:46 PM:
simp: fucKASJOFILKJASDKS
[people who tolerate each other]
1:47 PM:
nerd number two: if anything i’m nerd number one
#1swiftie: HA
cassie: that’s funny!!
nerd number two: i could be like remus
nerd number two: i already have one of his sweaters. i’m in the process of stealing them all
[marlene mckinnon + sirius black]
1:52 PM:
notasimp: AND YOU FAILED OT MENTION YOU HAVE ONE OF HIS SWEATERS
[people who tolerate each other]
1:54 PM:
peepee:
why do you have one of remus’s grandpa sweaters
nerd: wtf rude but good question
nerd number two: i am going to mutate you.
nerd: the world isn’t ready for two of me
nerd: one is plenty
nerd number two: nonsense the world could never get enough of you
[james potter + lily evans]
1:57 PM:
lover: um are you seeing this
loverslover: YES. I AM.
[people who tolerate each other]
1:57 PM:
i’m lovin it:
one, marlene i hate you. two, no one told me?? that remus got a boyfriend??
#1swiftie: IFJDLSKLDG
god: shhhh
nerd: leaving
nerd number two: also leaving
peter: wait LMAO they’re not together??
[sirius black + james potter]
2:03 PM:
prongo: dude
paddy: I WAS GONNA TELL YOU BUT I ONLY REALIZED I STILL LIKE HIM AFTER WE HUNG OUT THAT ONE TIME
prongo: DUDE
paddy: AND I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO JAMES HELP
prongo: what do you mean STILL like him
paddy: oh LMAO you remember that guy i used to talk about all the time
paddy: english lit guy
prongo: YEAH
paddy: well. that was remus
prongo: fuck really
paddy: yEAH LMAO
paddy: and you gave me that flyer with his name on it for the comp sci basics so i texted him but turns out lily put the posters up as a joke but he still promised to teach me so we met up you were there obviously and we went into his room because it was too loud with everyone again you were there but james oh my gof we did the coding for a while and like it was really hot he’s really hot but then after we just sat and talked and i told marlene all this already but then he played guitar and i dont think he likes me like That but i really like him like That yk
prondo: ..dude
paddy: I KNOW
[remus lupin + lily evans]
2:04 PM:
misspotter: mister remus lupin what the FUCK was that
remoose: what are you talking about
misspotter: are you serious
remoose: no, fortunately
misspotter: ugh not you too
misspotter: no but for real, what is going on with you two
remoose: nothing?? i don't think??
remoose: lol he doesn’t like me like that he’s just a flirty person
misspotter: whatever but do you like HIM like that
remoose: idk
remoose: i don't want another benjy repeat
misspotter: duh but sirius is not benjy. sirius will never be benjy because benjy is a dickwad
remoose: yeah
misspotter: my previous question has not been answered
remoose: maybe i like him
remoose: i think i do
remoose: which is like. weird?? since i haven't actually known him long?? and i thought i hated him because of that one english class we had together but turns out i don't hate him at all. technically he stole my sweater but he told me it looked comfy so i took it off and put it on the bed and looked away because i wanted him to take it and he’s really smart, he picked up everything i was talking about really quick and he infuriated me during that one class but i always looked forward to picking fights with him because i wanted to know his point of view on things and he’s so pretty like holy shit he’s SO pretty and i like it when he smiles and he doesn't talk about himself a lot and i think it's because he thinks he’s too much but he’s like. just right
remoose: for me at least
misspotter: remus
remoose: i knowwww