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"Hi Phil!", I heard tommy call out towards me.
It's been around a year now since tubbo had found this young creature out in the woods.
Tommy had been so nice to tubbo but to the rest of us it's a different story and don't even get me started on how he used act hissing and biting and what not.
But he was in all honesty he was a great kid even if he wasn't human we were raising him to be like one.
Wilbur and techno were very hard to fully embrace him as part of this family but over this year they become more open to the idea not fully expressing it like me and tubbo but still open to it.
"Phil when can we have more fucking meat?", tommy asked me.
"Sorry mate you just have to wait we try to save it for special events after all it's not like we just have meat laying around for whenever we have to save it okay", I responded to his question.
"But we can back then I had all da meat!"
"Haha I wish but-", I thought about it for a second how it would be good if we did have more meat and he could be the key to it.
"But what you know I am good at getting meat!".
"Okay but you have to listen to the human way at least the best that someone like you can."
I patted his golden hair.
Wait golden?
"Tommy what happened to your hair?" I quickly asked and then right away feeling dumb he could change into tubbo and this monster looking thing I bet he could change his hair from brown like tubbo's to bright golden blonde like mine.
"I worked very hard I always liked your hair more then tubbo's and helps tell us apart!", tubbo replied with a blight smile almost as blight as well I guess both of our hair's.
"Okay I be back in a sec gotta get my Bow and arrows you go ahead and wait outside for me okay kiddo", I called out to the kid going into my room.
I quickly got the bow and arrows also anything in case we had to sleep out wrote a note and a few potions.
I put the note on the door while I was walking out.
"What's that for?", tommy asked me.
"So that the others know what we're doing."
"Why?"
"So they wouldn't worry when we're not home."
"But why would they?"
"Well if they didn't have this note then they would have no idea where we were and would become scared since for all that they know someone could have taken us and we could be hurt."
"Okay but why-"
"HUMAN THING OKAY!", I snaped at the kid.
"Okay but-"
"Do you want to go hunting or not!?"
"I do!"
"Then stop asking why!"
"Sorry..."
I sighed and picked up the kid walking towards the woods "it's not your fault you're just curious besides you barely even know how to talk let alone most things."
It's true it's been a miracle we've been able to teach him so much maybe he knew a few people before but I find that very unlikely.
We finally found a good place to hunt I knew this because tommy pulled on my ear before whispering "this is the best place to get meat".
I sat him down and got everything ready for myself when he just watched.
"What are you doing?"
"Getting everything set up for hunting"
"Oh but I normally just turn to a big animal and just bite other animals and then eat yummy meat!"
"Yes but he wouldn't want to be eating were your teeth had been you wouldn't want to eat were someone else teath had been before now would you"
"I ate worst like your cooking!"
"I- okay just come here and when it's time I tell you what to do okay".
"Fine".
It's been an hour and so far nothing I could tell tommy was getting bored so I decided to ask him a question.
"So what exactly are you?".
"What?"
"I know you aren't a human no possible way or even a halfling like me and techno or even a wild animal there's none in all my time that could change like you could."
"I- I don't know all that I do know is that I should have been in a pack but never was that's why I been so close to you guys your... family", tommy said clinging onto me with tears.
"I see I'm sorry for bringing that up".
I patted his back while he changed into his more gaint form at this point I was used to how strange it always looked to me.
"shhhh, shhhh, don't worry you're okay I'm here for you".
It let out some grumbling noises I just continued to comfort tommy.
After he stopped crying I decided that him hunting in his own way like he used to would most likely make him feel a bit better.
"Hey if you like you can go and um hunt like you used to."
I saw how his ears went up right after I said from being able to do that agian I knew that since right after he ran off and quickly came back with a dead dear.
He continued to do this till night running off, killing some kind of animal, running back, dropping it infront of me, and then repeating that.
"Okay tommy that should be good let me get the stuff to-"
Right then I saw what looked like a giant sheep I never fought that tubbo could be lying about how tommy had turned into one before but now we'll there's no way I could deny it.
He quickly pointed to his body with his head trying to tell me to get there and so I did.
It was warm so warm in fact that I could just fall asleep in the wool and never get up.
Well I did fall asleep in it but I didn't sleep forever since I woke up with most of my body hitting the snow.
"Sorry forgot you were on my back".
"It's okay but you have to carry everything you got back home okay."
"Jokes on you I was already planning that!"
"Well good for you then".
We quickly walked back home it was still early in the morning but luckily anything that could hurt us had hidden back underground at this point.
"We're home!",I called out closing the door behind tommy carrying all the meat I'm guessing he somehow made his arms stronger.
"Yay dad we missed you!", wilbur called out hugging me.
"Yeah don't leave us like that", techno added also hugging me.
"Wow that's a lot of meat how did you all get it?", tubbo asked tommy once he himself came down stairs all tried.
"I da great tommy hunted it myself!", tommy remarked he certainly got it himself and is pretty interesting.
"Come-on everyone I go make us breakfast!", I said trying to scoop everyone up.
"Huh this earth place sounds cool I think I go there."
"But isn't that were most people get you know exiled to?"
"Yeah it makes everything a lot more fun!"
"But what about getting sent with a pack you know we won't go there with you heck we be lucky to see any of each other again and so few want to go to earth you probably never have a pack to go with!"
"Still part of the fun and besides remember how I said I wanted to be powerfull."
"Yeah that's why you became the leader of the pack other then some of your pretty good ideas."
"Well I'm going to be more then a pack leader, I'm going to first rule the shapeshifters, then the halflings, then the humans!"
I quickly walked over to the piece of paper asking for our names and where we wanted to leave if we even did.
I quickly wrote down my name and where I wanted to go hearing the whispers behind me only one month till I go to earth.
Dream - earth
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"Hey why do you have duck wings now flatly?", this disgusting human called out to me.
"Heh guess it turns out I was just some kind of halfling." I responded to this man.
"Hey do you think the kid is good, I know it's been like what seven years but I can't help thinking about him".
I panicked for a minute dam there was a kid what if he says something their appearance but turns out it's a trap or asks me to say something about it uh, uh come on think.
"Yeah I think their good um WANNA HAVE SEX?!".
Well good job there now he definitely will think something is up.
"I mean if you want to".
Oh- I- um okay then so I guess he just wanted to change subjects to hopefully.
Wait- okay he's unzipping his pants- okay this is um this is happening!
"Um actually maybe in a bit after dinner?"
What am I thinking okay, calm down your going to be okay it's going to work out in the end.
Besides maybe if I wait long enough they catch whoever really did steal the crown or figure out there's no place that I keep it and get me and I be back with everyone else.
"Meh I guess but your meat is a the dinner I could need", he said learning up against me.
Is this how humans flirt with one another what happens to getting the biggest bone or attacking others to get the other's love this is just wired.
"I um you know what I'm feeling tried I think I just go to bed early tonight."
"But we were just having fun!", I could hear this man call out.
"I know but um I can barely keep my eyes open haha", I called back.
What the fuck was that Alexis?!
Just breath it be okay just try and look at anything that can help me become more like what quackity was.
I pulled out this phone I found on the man's body and quickly was able to login to it any started looking at mine and this man's profiles on apps and photos.
Turns out is name is jslactt or slactt for short and we've been dating for around a year now and recently moved in together.
I looked more it seems like he was a-
"Why the fuck are you smelling your phone in the bathroom when you said you were going to sleep?!?"
I just stared at him.
And he started at me.
And I started at him.
And he started at me.
He then closed the door very slowly and shakily.
Okay so it seems like this quackity person was energetic, funny, smart, and a total love bird for this one human that was honestly very displeasing to be around.
It also seemed like this was his house and that this slactt person really just moved in with quackity.
So in theory if we broke up with one another I would keep this house and be away from this disgusting human being.
Now all that I have to do is try and think of a way and reason to break up with him.
The reason can be very easy and I could just tell him something among the lines of it's not him it's me or something but I have to study these humans better for a way.
But that be easy since that what us mimicking-shifters are best at.
"Okay and you're still smelling your phone why do I even try."