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copycat is online.
PLUTO is online.
PLUTO
| istg america sucks and i'm moving to hell /j
copycat
| rio i'll move w you.
| i've decided to drop outta high school to marry you /j
PLUTO
| lmao r we actually marrying each other
copycat
| yes ofc
PLUTO
| platonic husbands?
copycat
| platonic husbands.
PLUTO
| i just realized i had a meme for us marrying each other
| one sec
copycat
| do you have a meme for everything?
PLUTO
| yes
copycat
| but the gun is too aggressive
| i would never threaten you at gunpoint
| like i would eat ur ass
| and buy your bathwater
PLUTO
copycat
| lrgnrejgnerkjg
| like i said
| a meme for everything
| what do you have a meme for when i buy you a flight to japan?
PLUTO
| i can't tell if you're joking or not
copycat
| i'm not
| you have a week buckoo
PLUTO
| neito you didn't
copycat
| did i mention i'm a rich blond boy
| with parental issues
PLUTO
| omfg ur my sugar daddy
copycat
| you made it weird
PLUTO
| you bought me a flight to japan
| what else are you gonna do ?
| pay for my therapy
copycat
| i mean yeah
| how much?? /genq
PLUTO
| nonononono
| i was joking i should've wait
| /j
| now it's better
| ily neito but no no no no
| what abbt my mom??
copycat
| i texted her saying that you're coming to japan
| she agreed
PLUTO
| i dunno
| my mom has chemo
| and i'm not sure i can leave
copycat
| she said it's alright
| and we have a student in the support course who can bring you home at a moment's notice
| ae have a teleportation quirk
PLUTO
| ilysm neito /platonic
copycat
| ily2 /platonic
PLUTO is online.
copycat is online.
copycat
| wanna paint or nails on vc?
PLUTO
| it's three am in america
copycat
| so yes?
PLUTO
| ofc it's a yes
| what colour??
copycat
| do you have black??
PLUTO
| yeah i do
| lemme get it from the bathroom
| start the call
copycat
| okay
copycat started a call.
PLUTO joined.
"neito, i got my nail polish. it's pretty crusty but meh. who the hell cares?" [shuffling on the other end]
"um, everyone?? like crusty nail polish is a sin."
"shut up. i did as you asked. nail polish, vc, three am. neito i think my gen z ass is quaking in my pokemon socks."
"pokemon?? socks?? how old are you?"
"sixteen."
"that's sus. rio you're a sussy baka."
"if you ever refer to me as a 'sussy baka' i will destroy you once i get to japan."
[laughing, wheezing loudly. smacking of a table is heard] "bet."
"you got to a hero school right? is everyone there as hot as you or nah? 'cause i don't want my husband talking to random people."
"i mean...some people are attractive. but no one is as hot as me. i'm sexy as hell. like really sexy. i should've been in the montero (call me by your name) music video. lil nas can grind on me anytime."
"are you cheating on me?"
[more laughing. this time it's coming from both ends.] "no! i-i swear. i just think lil nas x is attractive. not as attractive as my husband but ya know-"
"no, i don't know." [soft giggles escape the american's lips.] "this is betrayal-oh crap! i just messed up my nails. screw you neito."
"i mean. when you get to japan maybe we can arrange a little date like that if you want."
"i am so down for that. like i'll kiss your ass if you'll have me."
[a loud thud on neito's end. he is lying on the floor, laughing. he is holding his side.] "lmao, do it. sounds kinda hot."
"lemme see your nails. mine suck." [shuffling on both ends. both teenagers are laughing. yes, more laughing.]
"the talent! oh my god, you're so talented, rio! marry me again!"
"rio! are you up? go to bed! you've got a doctor's appointment later!"
"sorry! neito, i gotta let you go. i'll call you later. i love you!" [rio let's out a mwah. she grins happily at the screen. he then throws up a piece sign as her mother enters the room.]
"i love you too!" [neito blows the other teenager a kiss.]
PLUTO left the call.
copycat ended the call.
the call lasted twenty seven minutes.