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micheal_enbyloved > i was a kid in the village doin’ alright
micheal_enbyloved: guys i just had the best idea ever
micheal_enbyloved: we should get married, all three of us.
apathetic-bxtch: i am not marrying you micheal
xx_dinosaurs_xx: neither am i
micheal_enbyloved: goddammit i was going to suggest marriage fraud
apathetic-bxtch: micheal i hate to break it to you but that is not a valid excuse where we live in a place where the only laws ever is just dont murder, dont steal, and dont spit on the llamas,
micheal_enbyloved: sigh. at least i tried.
micheal_enbyloved > three overprotective dads and their son
micheal_enbyloved: fathers
micheal_enbyloved: how do you convince people to marry you??
the_only_reasonble_one: micheal you are /14/
micheal_enbyloved: i might need to use that later who knows
chaos_rise: manipulate mansplain malewife
choas_rise: the three Ms of getting a mairgae
i-teach-kids-profanities: gaslight gatekeep girlboss your way into a marriage it always works i know from experience