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The past week had been mostly uneventful. Tubbo adjusted to his new job and continued vigilante work. He discovered a lot about the heroes on floor 16. They are nicer than he originally believed even, Techno. That didn’t stop his inherent distrust of them though.
He was doing paperwork at his desk when Tommy walked in. He sat down in front of Tubbo and groaned, “All of them are such bitches! You are the only good person around here king. We must be best friends because of this.”
“Uhh, ok?” It would be an understatement to say Tubbo was confused. He might as well roll with it because being on his technical bosses good side was smart.
“What’s on your mind big man?” The two teens talked for hours as Tubbo half payed attention to work. Tommy was actually pretty cool and Tubbo felt like an actual friendship could come put of this. If it weren’t for his secrets. Stupid vigilantism and missing person-ess. He was still going to take advantage of possibly having a friend despite the pain it would inevitably cause.
“Tubbo have you seen- Oh Tommy!” Jack walked in to Tommy and Tubbo having a discussion about Tommy’s many wives.
“Everyone is looking for you because you left hours ago. Wilbur thought you’d been like kidnapped.” Jack shared to the other two.
“How would I be kidnapped within the Hero Hall? Also Wilbur is a clingy bitch that can fuck off!” Tommy’s initial puzzlement quickly switched to anger that was in all likeliness fake.
“Sorry for distracting him!” Tubbo turned to Tommy, “You better go back to them before Philza has a heart attack from old age, or Wilbur. But his would be from worry!”
Jack and Tommy laughed at that. Wilbur really was overprotective of all his friends and family. He worried about their safety all the time. As the heroes left the room Tubbo stared down at the depleted pile of paperwork. Finishing the last bit of it he stood up to go see what else he could do for Philza.
“Hey Philza, I’ve finished the work you gave me! What else can I do for you?” Tubbo called out as he walked into the common area. All of the heroes on the floor were there presumably on lunch break. Philza looked up with and expression that closely resembled horror.
“That was supposed to last you the next couple pf days! Come sit down and take a break mate.”
“Okay Philza!” Tubbo was not one to turn down a break. He didn’t quite understand why the paperwork was supposed to take so long considering it was quite easy.
“Just call me Phil, Tubbo, the whole Philza thing was supposed to be a joke.” The man sighed in an almost fond way.
“So I hear you’re now friends with Tommy.” Wilbur said to the assistant.
“Yeah because I told you bitch!” Tommy replied before Tubbo could.
“He’s really fun once you get to know him.” Tubbo shrugged.
“That’s because most people find me annoying at first.” Tommy basically shouted.
“Oh well, I still find you annoying.” Fundy joked.
“Amen!” Jack responded.
“SHUT UP BITCH BOYS! THIS IS WHY TUBBO IS MY BEST FRIEND!” They had really angered the young hero now. Casual conversation continued fo about an hour until they all decided to get back to work. Tubbo helped Tommy with reports and stuff until the end of the day.
“BYE BEE BOY!” Tommy shouted as Tubbo entered the elevator to go home. He had expressed his favorite animal to Tommy while the were working and the boy decided to call him bee boy. Overall Tubbo’s day was great and he was glad to have made a new friend.
When he got to his apartment Tubbo called out to his roommate before plopping down on the couch.
“Whatcha wanna do for dinner Boo?”
The taller boy entered the out of the bedroom,
“I don’t know I was thinking spaghetti.”
“AGAIN!” Ranboo’s favorite food is spaghetti and he enjoyed making it as often as possible.
“We could get take out instead?” Ranboo shrugged.
“Thats a good idea big man! What do you want to order?” The rest of the evening was peaceful as the two boys ate dinner. As it got darker Tubbo prepared to go on patrol. His day was far from over but he was content with that.