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Part 1 of yelena belova blurbs/headcanons
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2021-09-24
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2021-12-22
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cool way to please not die

Chapter 3: dates night with the cute assassin

Summary:

the three types of date nights you have with your cute little assassin!

Chapter Text

  • yelena’s schedule is PACKED, between working out the widow’s situation, getting hired for hits, and the occasional avenging for her sister. 

 

  • but you’re her love, don’t think she’ll push you down in the list of priorities!

 

  • there are three types of date nights possible with yelena;

 

  • the romantic dinner - usually done when her schedule is free! from all the traveling she’s done, of course, she has picked up some great cooking habits!

 

  • every one of those dates it’s a different theme, and she goes FULL out on them! transforming your small apartment into whichever culture she’s taken inspiration on

 

 

  • the -surprise i haven't made contact in weeks/months but i’m still alive and love you- dinner - this one tends to start with her bursting thru the door pr window, some ribs of hers barely attached and heavy bruises all around her body :(

 

 

  • sometimes she wishes she could live a 9-5 job and be normal, and when those intrusive thoughts get to her, you learned to disguise the whole playing nurse thing into a humble date night!

 

  • after the bone-crushing hugs end and yelena’s eyes start to turn cloudy, it’s gone time - you put an old vynil she loves on, some random candles in the background, while in your hands lay a mega-size emergency kit just for her!

 

  • you ignore the urge to ask questions about her state, that conversation can happen tomorrow, but those nights you put on your sweetest smile and softest touch, patching up the love of your life.

 

  • and number three - the tourist’y date nights - where both you and yelena travel to tourist spots her or you love while educating the other more on those places.

 

  • yelena loves her tourist spots, it’s a cliche of hers to always stop in further away ones and bring you souvenirs and brochures!!!

Notes:

милая - darling
зайка - precious

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