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Lisa Cuddy created a groupchat „Groupchat 2”
Lisa Cuddy added James Wilson and CamTeenFTW
Lisa Cuddy: I can’t believe that’s actually your default username.
Lisa Cuddy: Oh, wait, I can.
Lisa Cuddy changed CamTeenFTW’s name to house
house: why does everyone get to keep their first name and my last name isn’t even capitalized
house: I demand equality
Lisa Cuddy: Things of little importance don’t get capitalized.
Lisa Cuddy: you didn’t get the memo?
house: you cutie pie with your perfect grammar and interpunction
house: I always knew you and foreman were meant for each other
house: see I didn't capitalize foreman’s name
James Wilson: wait who’s being called a cutie pie?
Lisa Cuddy: Me.
James Wilson: did I miss something?
Lisa Cuddy: Sarcastically.
house: somebody’s jealousssss
James Wilson: I was curious
house: face it, you simply cannot stand the thought of me doing Cuddy on the couch every Tuesday at 2:43 pm when you’re out buying groceries because of your OCD
house: was that too specific? Do you think he won’t be suspicious?
house: wait that was supposed to be a DM my bad haha
James Wilson: I don’t have OCD and I’m not jealous. Why did you bring us here, Cuddy?
Lisa Cuddy: To discuss my sexual escapades with house in front of you, of course.
house: kinky
Lisa Cuddy: I am seriously wondering why I ever RSVP'd.
James Wilson: no that was great, we're very glad you did
Lisa Cuddy: Thank you.
Lisa Cuddy: I wanted to lay some ground rules
house: thanks we dont need any
Lisa Cuddy: we very much do.
James Wilson: agreed
house: you know she's not your boss anymore you can stop sucking up
James Wilson: except I actually agree with her
house: yeah yeah no you don't
house: u agree with me
house: what about spousal unity
James Wilson: I'm not sure that even exists
James Wilson: and also does not apply to us
James Wilson: in any shape or form, ever
house: you got urself fired for me and u won't even help me here???
house: thats it were done
James Wilson: please dont send another PI after me
Lisa Cuddy: Thank you all, I have succesfully forgotten everything I had to say
Lisa Cuddy: you've been extremely cooperative.
James Wilson: we're known for it
house: are we done now i have a wombat to skin alive
Lisa Cuddy: Absolutely not
James Wilson: nobody's skinning anyone
house: he STOLE my dinner
James Wilson: oh yeah where the hell are you by the way
James Wilson: I haven't seen you since last night
house: ;)
Lisa Cuddy: ...what did you do?
house: ;)
house: Chase hid in my car
James Wilson: OUR car is parked into the driveway, I checked
house: the other car
James Wilson: there IS no other car
Lisa Cuddy: you know what, I'm better off not knowing
Lisa Cuddy has left the groupchat
house: ding dong the witch is dead
James Wilson: you missed her and you know it
house: im turning my phone off