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Jiraiya conceals himself behind an unusually large bush, and listens.
“Sasuke-chan, come on, you can do it~”
Good. Very good. This is an excellent chance to get some inspiration about the new book he’s been working on.
“Don't be shy, I’ve held you before, just stop twitching so I can help you, Sasuke-chan,”
Jiraiya hears a rustling of leaves, and quickly finds another bush to hide behind. Sadly, that didn't help get rid of the rape smile that he had on.
“Sasuke-chan, you should know that I love you by now… I feel so sad, rejected, even. I never thought I would see the day that you would reject me and now that you have, that just makes me feel
very, very emotional… Sasuke, the moment I met you, your beautiful eyes pierced through my soul. And I knew you were mine forever. You have no idea how much that I have cared for you,
looked out for you and loved you… Your cute and pointy nose, your soft and silky fur and your meow will be forever remembered. Yes. Your meow. You heard me right. I love how you meow at
me when I do something that maybe you weren’t pleased with, but I know you were secretly enjoying every single touch, every caress I have given you. You will be in my soul forever.”
Writing all of Naruto’s words down, Jiraiya’s smile gets bigger and bigger. Then came another rustle in the leaves, and Naruto’s cry of delight was heard soon afterwards. “Sasuke! You came
back!
You came back for me! I love you, Sasuke, I love you so much! I need you beside me constantly, because you remind me of who I am. I want you to understand my feelings towards you, so
please. Stay with me! I need to feel your body against mine when we fall asleep, and you have to be the first thing I see when I wake up every morning. Sasuke, I knew you would come back for
me! I know you love me as well! Come here, we'll go home now, and I’ll get you some food, shower you, brush your teeth, massage you, love you and then we can go to sleep.”
As the words spill out of Naruto’s mouth faster and faster, Jiraiya finds himself writing faster and faster. But why wasn’t Sasuke saying anything? After such a confession, why would he remain silent?
“O-Ouch! Sasuke, you’re hurting me! I thought you loved me! Why don't you understand? It hurts! You’re killing me! Someone, HELP!”
Jumping out of the bushes, Jiraiya sees Naruto on the grass.
What’s on top of him?
A kitten.