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Robotboy - The Hypochonder

Chapter 8: Chapter 8: Chronic joecobra

Summary:

Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine visit Tommy for what they believe it's the last time. But Tommy has a revenge plan.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Tommy's bedroom

Sometime later, Lola walked in Tommy's room with Dr. Kamikazi and Constantine.

They both were shocked to see Tommy. This time his skin was really almost green, He had dark circles around his eyes and his hair was almost white. He looked like a real sick person.

 

Tommy: Constantine! Dr. Kamikazi! You both came and made it. Thank you

He laughed at them and began to coughing.

Constantine: We came as soon as we hear. How do you feel?

Kamikazi: Yeah, how are thing going?

Tommy: Well, unfortunately I am very sick. And I wanted to see you guys before I, well, before I die. I just want to say goodbye and of course I want to thank you both.

Without you and Constantine, my life would be boring and without any adventure. So, yeah, thank you guys.

Upon hearing this, Constantine began to cry.

Kamikazi: But, what do you have exactly?

Tommy: Well, I wish I could explain it correctly, but I can't. But my doctor can.

 

Suddenly a tall men walked into the room. He was wearing a darksuit with tie, dark glasses that covered his eyes, a moustache and a top hat.

The doctor: Gooday gentleman. My name is doctor Bean, Jan van Bean. Unfortunately my patient is very ill.

Kamikazi: What does he have?

The doctor: Unfortunately he has chronic joecobra, a very rare and painful disease. It's also very contagious! Everyone who comes near him can be infected!

Kamikazi and Constantine: What?!

The doctor: Yes. But you don't have to worry. It's already in the non-contagious zone right now. I injected myself and his family and friends with a antiserum.

Constantine: Phew, that's good to hear.

The doctor: Yes indeed. But I am awfully worried about my colleague.

Kamikazi: Huh?

The doctor: Well I heard that an other doctor has visited my patient yesterday and his life is in great danger!

Kamikazi began to shiver and stuttered:

Kamikazi: But… but I was that doctor! Does that means that I am infected?

Constantine: Boss, it also means that you have infected me!

The doctor: Gentlemen, why are you looking so pale?

Gus: Yeah, you guys look terrible, a very unhealthy skin color.

Lola: They began to smell as well.

 

Tommy was sitting in bed and began to couch towards Kamikazi and Constantine

Tommy: Are you two sweating just like me?

They did, but out of fear. But they only noticed the sweating

Tommy: I feel quit confused. How about you guys?

They also felt confused. They looked at each other and came to only one conclusion: They were infected and sick!

Kamikazi: Eh, er, eh, I think I am leaving now. It's stuffy in here.

Constantine: I leave to. I need some fresh air. Dr. Kamikazi, are you feeling hot as well so all of the sudden?

Kamikazi: Yes Constantine, I do. Quick, get out of here!

 

They both quickly run away in fear, back to Kaziland.

In the room everyone began to laugh very loud. Robotboy came out of his hiding place and he and Tommy shared a hug.

The doctor took of his fake moustache, his top hat and that dark glasses. He took his regular classes, ut them on and revealed himself. It was professor Moshimo who had come to help Tommy and Lola with their plan.

 

Moshimo: And, was i convincing?

Tommy: You were the best professor! They believed everything you said.

Gus: Did you see how scared they were? Hahahaha

Moshimo: It serves them right. I hope that Kamikazi has learned his lesson.

Tommy: And thanks to Lola and her make-up and hair-spray they really believed that I was seriously ill.

Lola: But what are they going to do now?

Moshimo: Well, they are on their way to Kaziland. He will find a flyer that Gus left behind for them. It's about the only cure for chronic joecobra. To get it, he only has to call a number.

Gus: Your number?

Moshimo: No Goose, it's the number of the same company that made those sugar candy's. And they promised me to give Kamikazi as much as he wants!

They all began to laugh.

 

Later in the evening, Tommy and Robotboy were playing a videogame. When Robotboy defeated Tommy, Tommy looked angrily at him and then laughed.

Tommy: Look Robotboy, about yesterday. I am sorry I didn't believe you at first. I should have listened to you about the fact that I wasn't sick at all.

Robotboy: It doesn't matter Tommy. Robotboy once believed Bjorn made me a real boy. I also didn't listen. We all make mistakes.

Tommy laughed.

Tommy: Yeah, you are right. We all make mistakes. I wonder if Kamikazi already discovered the fact that he isn't ill.

Robotboy: Let's see.

Tommy hopped on Robotboy's back and the both flew to Kaziland.

 

When they arrived, the peeked carefully through a small window. They both saw Kamikazi and Constantine, both still eating the sugar candy, believing it was medication.

Constantine: Boss, I don't feel right. My tummy hurts.

Kamikazi: Stop complaining and keep eating these pills! Just be happy that I found that flyer. This will save our lives!

Constantine: I think I have to throw up.

 

Tommy was happy with what he saw and he and Robotboy flew back home.

While they were flying, Tommy had to sneeze and sniffed his nose.

Robotboy: No Tommy, you no ill, is just fresh air in nose!

Tommy looked down at Robotboy and they both began to laugh hysterically.

 

- The End -

Notes:

I made up the name: ''chronic joecobra'', it's not actual a real dissease.
The problem is, when i made the story in 2016 it made scence at the time, but now i have totally forgotten why i named it this way. Probably someone of the fandom of crew from the series where it's based off, or a combination of the two, but i really can't remember.
Also yes, it's 2022. We are all familiar with the corona virus and how infectious it is. But this was written way back before we ever heard of it. So there are some similarities, but that's just a coincidence.

Notes:

Hello, thank you for reading this. This is a story i made way back in 2016.
English is not my first language, so if you see or notice any spelling or grammar mistakes, or wrong words, please let me know and i will fix it.

This was just a funny concept i had in my head. If you don't know what a 'Hypoconder' is, hypochondria is a condition in which a person is excessively and unduly worried about having a serious illness. Back then i thought this would fit in a Robotboy story as one of Dr. Kamikazi's tricks to get his hands on Robotboy. I don't know if they story has passed, but it was sure funny to me to write and imagine it, i thought (and still think) it captres the style and writing of the show somewhat. Please leave a thought if you agree or not.
Btw, it was partly inspired by a old Scrooge McDuck cartoon from a comic book i vaguely from years ago. Saddenly i don't have it anymore but the idea of the plot was almost the same.