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9:45 PM
Oikawa
MAKKI JUST SENT ME A JOJO ABO FIC
Makki
What did i just say
Oikawa
When have i ever listened to a man
A Boy
Makki
Im laughing so hard rn u dont understand
Bokuto
Makki: dont at me on this
Oikawa
Congrats
Bokuto
Makki: *screech giggling*
Oikawa
Im putting this on my story
Makki
DO NOT
BRO
THATS TOO FAR
THE GROUP CHAT I GET
Oikawa
private story?
Bokuto
LMFAO
Makki
NOT YOUR PUBLIC STORYYEHEHNF
NO
Oikawa
Why are u so shameful
U sent it
These are the repercussions
I have the ss ready and everything
*sends various screenshots of their dms and the fic title and tags*
Makki
*sends a jjba meme*
Oikawa
What would you do if i did
Kenma
Not the somno
Makki
Forget you slandering me
Why
Issei
NOT THE ANAL SEX TAG
IM DEAD
Oikawa
Oh nvm i wont post it u were gonna make me cookies ill stop now
Makki
They’re gay issei
Right.
Oikawa
🤪
One day tho
This is going in the memories photo album
Kita
The bottom joseph joestar tag is right
Bokuto
Why are you surprised by the anal sex tag?
Makki
Oikawa im blocking you
Kenma
I
Oikawa
Makki ily
Bokuto
See now makki isnt gonna send you spicy fics anymore
Oikawa
He doesnt regularly send them
Also he will forget
Makki
Terminal curiosity
The catholic guilt fic
Issei
I-
Makki
I WILL NEVER FORGET THIS
Oikawa
Literally in one month itll be gone IF that
Makki
Im gonna set an alarm for this so once a week im reminded
Oikawa
Makki that is a little obsessive
Makki
You’ve betrayed me at the deepest level oiks
Bokuto
Deepest
Oikawa
I literally give you clothes wtf
Makki
Oikawa do you remember when you shoved me into the gnat cloud
I want financial compensation
Oikawa
yeah 💞✨ i out paddled u so easy too
Bokuto
Makki is traumatized bc of oikawa’s exposure
Oikawa
U chose this friendship
U chose this life
@makki.3
Makki remind me of the clothes i have fixed for u
The hoodies i brought u to practice
The noodle pricing help
I digress
Makki
The eternal embarrassment of being exposed to everyone and their mom
Your cookies are going to be bland
Flaky
Dry
Oikawa
Oh so ur gonna make them straight
Makki
Yes precisely
Oikawa
Mkay
Makki
This is no longer a safe space
Bokuto
Makki: *mimicking issei* anal sex??? They’re gay issei
Oikawa
omfg 😶