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Monday (6:00 pm)
All CROWS ⬛🐦 are Badasses!!! group chat
Sabrina: We have a “Wild” Ryan sighting in headquarters
Miller: Sweet! it’s been awhile since she’s been brought in. I was afraid she’d finally gotten her act together.
Vasquez: Noice! It’s been awhile since we’ve been able to watch one of Moore & Wilder’s Sapphic tinged interrogations.
Miller: What color is her plaid shirt 👕?
Sabrina: Actually, the pants 👖 are plaid this time and they’re yellow.
Vasquez: what’s she in for this time?
Sabrina: shockingly, armed robbery of a convenience store.
Vasquez: Omg! Looks like Gimme’s girl is moving up in the criminal world
Sabrina: IKR? There’s a huge gap between possession with intent and shotgun robbery.
Miller: speaking of, does Agent Moore know that her favorite jailbird is in custody?
Tavaroff: “favorite jailbird”. I thought she was with Pennyworth?
Miller: yeah she is, but not for long from what I hear.
Tavaroff: Great, trouble in Themiscyra! Soon it will be time for me to shoot my shot. 🙏🏻🙏🏾
Sabrina: Well you’re gonna miss the 🎯 because she’s a lesbian.
Sabrina: Btw Miller, to answer your earlier question, Agent Moore has Wilder’s file in hand. She should be walking into the interrogation room soon.
Tavaroff: what? I thought she was Bi
Sabrina: nope, she’s a lesbian. That’s why Tyler left her and quit the crows.
Miller: wow that’s crazy. Btw what’s Tyler up to these days?
Sabrina: He left the private security industry entirely and started a temp agency.
Miller: you know what, that actually tracks.
Sabrina and Vasquez like Miller’s text
Sabrina: And, apparently, business is going well for him. He has contracts all over the city, including our admin pool
Tavaroff: good for him, but back to the important topic. I call BS, there’s no way Gimme is only into females. She’s not even a Gold Star lesbian
Vasquez: damn bro, she’s got you down bad! hate to see it smh
Tavaroff: Shut Up Vasquez!
Tavaroff: Anyways, Sabrina where did you even hear that Agent Moore is a lesbian?
Sabrina: I have my sources. But whether she’s lesbian or Bi, you don’t stand a chance either way.
Tavaroff: what are you talking about? Me and her have a rapport
Miller: rapport? You openly question her authority/expertise
Vasquez: you talk over her
Sabrina: And she usually puts you in your place pretty quickly either way
Tavaroff: yeah, that’s what I’m talking about. That’s how we flirt.
Sabrina: ….
Miller: ….
Vasquez: ….
Miller: So is douchebaggery your love language?
Vasquez: [Got’Eeeemm!!!!!!.gif]
Tavaroff: you know what, I dont have to have to take this from a bunch of cucks (not you Sabrina)!
Tavaroff: enjoy your lesbian drama. 🖕🖕🖕
➡️🚪 Russell Tavaroff has left the group
Sabrina: ….
Vasquez: ….
Miller: you know the funny thing is…
Miller: Even Agent Moore got with him, he’d probably get cucked by Batwoman’s meaty strap-on anyways.
Vasquez: Damn, that’s one sick burn!
Vasquez: you’ve been on fire today
Sabrina: Look alive fellas, Gimme just entered the interrogation room with Wilder.
Miller: where’s that closed video feed link?
Sabrina: hold on, I’ll have it for both of you in a sec.
Sabrina: bad news guys. The interrogation is already done because Wilder is innocent.
Miller: Huh?
Vasquez: what?
Sabrina: according to the arresting agent (Whelan), the convenience store footage shows that she was actually in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Sabrina: And get this, she foiled the robbers and chased them off.
Miller: [wee-bey’s reaction.gif]
Vasquez: Wow! I did not have “Ryan Wilder stopping a crime” on my bingo card.
Miller: well…all this was wildly anticlimactic. Guess it’s back to the grind.
Sabrina: yeah, I gotta catch up on some paperwork.
Vasquez: I have to follow-up on a hotline tip. Something about a mass disturbance at some park in The Hill, probably just another Black cookout tho. Wanna tag along Miller?
Miller: sorry. normally I would, but I have a couple assignments to complete for the Crows Security Social Media accounts
Vasquez: we have a social media presence?
Sabrina: yeah, of course we do. Do you have any idea how much incriminating info folks post on social media?
Vasquez: never considered that. So what do you have to do?
Miller: first, I have to switch our regular Crows logo to a Pan-African Version for Black History Month.
Miller: also, I have to come up with a BHM commemoration post. Either of you know any good MLK quotes?