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bored ape nft woke up the next day to find his bed empty..
"that sure is odd" he pondered. he got up to make himself breakfast when he noticed a note on the counter..
"hello my shmoopie, it is your lover lazy lion nft. i will be out today on an important buisness meeting and will not be home until later
much love, your snookums"
bored ape nft was horrified. lazy lion nft didnt have a job!!! he spent all day on twitter bragging about his nft collection!! where could he be then?!?! kidnapped??!?!?!?!?!?!?!? bored ape nft rushed out the door to find his lover, repeatedly texting and calling him but lazy lion nft never answered...
after a few hours, he finally got a reply...
"hello? who is this?" the text message read
"who is this?! this is your fiance!! where have you been?"
"FIANCE????"
"did you forget you proposed last night??"
"idk who this is but you must have the wrong number. this is MY boyfriend's phone."
"YOUR boyfriend?! put him on the phone right now."
"ugh fine whatever"
the phone rang.
"hello?-"
"WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" bored ape screamed into the phone.
"babe calm down.."
"WHO WAS JUST TEXTING ME. WHO ARE YOU WITH."
"look.. i'm.. i'm at the hotel at 42069 street.. meet me there."
lazy lion nft hung up.
bored ape nft began to sob.. "no.. he... he wouldn't do this to me. this is just a misunderstanding," he mumbled to himself as he got ready to head to the hotel.
to be continued 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳