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•Another tsundere mf. I don’t hate them, I love them, but I hate them. I can’t stand thinking about Scara. He’s just so. Uhhhh. And yet, here I am, writing some soft fluffy headcanons with him.
•You know what? First, I need to provide one important statement. He would be a big ass bitch he is, even though you are sick. He would not change his behavior. Actually, he would be even more annoying than on a daily basis. Yet he would be worried. And because of that he would be even more bitchy.
•He would make fun of you. He would insult you. “At the beginning, how could you even catch a cold? What are you? A stupid five year old who wore no cap in winter?” AND THEN HE GIVES YOU HOMEMADE SOUP. BECAUSE HE WANTS YOU TO GET BETTER QUICKLY.
•Scara doesn’t want you to lay in bed alone so he stays with you and makes sure you would not get bored. Of course, he wouldn’t tell you that he wants to keep you company. “What a pathetic being you are. Needing constant help, without the ability of surviving by yourself”. He speaks, as he pours you a cup of hot tea OF HIS OWN FREE WILL. ISTG SCARA NOBODY INVITED YOU, YOU CAN GO IF YOU ARE GOING TO KEEP BITCHING AROUND LIKE THAT.
•If you get a high fever that won’t go down, he will get pretty scared. Because of that Scaramouche would be even more harsh towards you. Eventually, let’s say you even start crying. Now imagine fright in his eyes. Scara knows that crying does not help with fever. And he knows that it is his fault that you got so upset. Normally, he would be irritated by crying. But not when you are sick. Guilt begins to overwhelm him. A minute later you see him kneeling next to your bed, slowly caressing your palm with his thumb, murmuring that he is sorry.
•After that little incident, until you feel better, Scara would guard you like an obedient dog. Make him one. Chasten him. He deserves that. He needs that.