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Smashing life! (A SSBU Band Fic)

Chapter 2: Old VERY FIRST DRAFT OF SMASHING LIFE!

Summary:

Old description:
Emerald Is a 43 Year old Inkling And a Married Mother with five octolings. She finds out later on shes invited to the worst Case-Senario, She is invited to Smash. Now she must find out to survive The Strongest Fighter, Link And Must Find a way to Not Get killed. She Has More coming to her than you or even she execpts, Now lets Enjoy Our Smashing Life!

Notes:

I would like to archive this for personal reasons! ^^
This is the very first draft in existence that has been fully typed out! I made this almost 3 years ago! Damn daniel!
Although this is cringe, it is extremely important to me to see how I improve! If you would like a small slice of the smashing life history: here you go!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Every morning its the same routine Everday every year every month
for more than 2 decades. Now this is all i have to do, Wash Dishies,
Make food, And be depressed. Why? because i just belong in a house.
But when you have 4 Daughters Boy, Life is hard. "Mama, Want me to
get the mail?" One of my 4 daughters named Saguraka Said. "Yes
please, Sweetie." i said kindly. Of course she grabbed the mail and
came back inside. What i didnt Ask her to do is look over the mail
Mumbling Why we have no good mail. "Mama, Why do you never get
something for yourself?" Saguraka Said. "Because, Your father works
hard and we barely have enough money for the bills." I said angrly. I
never botherd get a job because im not allowed to. I bet your asking
'Why are you not allowed to?' Well thats a very good question, dear
that i should not answer right now. Now lets just continue on. "im
home!" Said annoying loud their father. I know he's my husband but
somethimes i wanna divorce with him. But i feel like ill never find love
again. Because people will think i am ugly. "Welcome Back Daddy!"
Said Sakuraga hugging his father. Or 'Daddy' you could say. Anyway
while i was looking throught the mail and found a wierd looking
envelope. It looked old fashion like the one with a stamp in the
middle. The stamp had a slash straight and horizontal. I never
understood what it meant but when i opened it. When i opened it it
was gonna change my life forever. It said "Dear Emerald, Im a worker
at super smash bros And i would like to ask and interview you To see
if you would be perfect to apply for smash please come to the
interview on November 20th. We would like to see you in person!
Sincerly, Mr,Sakura" So Thats what the letter says ok, I may be
invited. But Im not going to tell anyone or even Work there! Hello, Im
not even going for the interview. Im worried Im gonna die! This is a
life-Or-Death Situtation. One wrong move and im toast! Littearly! And
yes I havent heard of smash! But the sound of it just sounds scary
enough! "Ooh What you got there honey?" He said with a wierd Grin.
Oh Crap! If he founds out ive been invited to smash, he's totally
gonna force me to join! he's been angry for a while that i dont have a
job! Oki told him a long time ago why i dont have a job for a reason.
And yes the reason is personal and a secret to you. I may tell you later
in a long time or never! "Um nothing i said just a random Mail, Oops!
This isnt for me!" I said faking while it was really for me. "Then why
does it have your name on it then, Honey?" He said with a face i was
very worried about. "Um the neighbors name has the same name as
me! Ahaha what a coincidence!" I said fake laughing. Also yes the
neighbor does not have the same name as me. I was just pretending
of course. "No they dont, Honey you should join you dont have a job,
and im tierd of working by myself alone and doing all the work while
you relax here." He said with a pissed off face. Ok first of all, I dont just
"Relax here" did i mentioned that i have 4 kids with me? Thats tottaly
just "Relax here". Its hard enough taking care of 4 children but having
a job that has to do with FIGHTING? Oh no way! Thats the worst case-
Scenario. But Just thinking about fighting BOOM SPLAT im killed just
at my first battle! "What do you mean i just relax?! I do all the work no
way im taking a job and hell who will look after the kids?!" I said
angrly. "But mom! Were 16 years old will be fine!" Said Sakuraga. Ohi
admit thats true! But boy, they dont do anything to help make my life
easier! So theres not point in saying that! "Youll be fine?! You guys
dont even dare help me to make my life easier! But suddenly all If a
sudden now you do?!" I said angrly pissed off. "But honey, they pay a
thousand Dollars per week it aint that bad!" Okiget that A thousand
bucks is good but the job is horrible for me! "Plus if we save enough
we can get a huge bigger house!" Sakuraga added. Ok that is true, i
admit that but still. "Please!" All my daugthers including there father
said it! I always wonder where did it all lead to this. I sighed. I wishi
could start my life all over again to the beginning. Since im gonna join
now because of them, I realized the interview was tommorow! Yeesh,
cant i have enough time to prepare? So called "Mr.Sakura"?! I wonder
who Mr.Sakura is anyways. And the most important question of all,
Why did he even want to make a job like that anyways?! Maybe his
brain is broken and suddenly someone just wanted to make a job like
that and now mr.sakura own its for some reason? I dont really get it
but anyways lets hope im not gonna die!

Notes:

Do you think I improved? I think i did kind of.. sorry its a big block of text. That’s how it always originally and I don’t wanna ruin it.

Notes:

I hope you enjoyed! As always dont like, dont bitch. Constructive criticism is always appreciated!