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[Furball added Kitsune to Therapy for superheroes]
[Furball changed Kitsune's name to What Does The Fox Say?]
What Does The Fox Say?: ...
What Does The Fox Say?: I hate you so much
Furball: love you too bro
Lady Dictator: ew, affection
Smurfette: ew, incest
Smurfette: @Furball, hands off my man!
Furball: WHAT THE FUCK?!
Furball: WHY WOULD YOU THINK THAT?!
Smurfette: my brain works in mysterious ways.
Lady Dictator: so you have a brain?
Lady Dictator: interesting
Smurfette: I'd say fuck you
Smurfette: but to be fair I wouldn't touch you even with a ten-foot pole
Lady Dictator: first of all, you don't have any kind of pole
Lady Dictator: not surprising since you're a massive cunt
What Does The Fox Say?: ...
What Does The Fox Say?: Is it always like that in here?
Furball: ???
Furball: like what?
What Does The Fox Say?: They're spewing insults at each other.
What Does The Fox Say?: Doesn't that bother you?
Lady Dictator: ew, grammar
Smurfette: babe, we're teenage superheroes running on coffee and spite
Smurfette: this is a normal tuesday
What Does The Fox Say?: It's Friday today
Smurfette: whatever
Furball: welcome to the sad reality
Lady Dictator: we offer emotional support
Lady Dictator: and cookies
Lady Dictator: rely more on cookies since we're all depressed and don't know shit about emotional support
Smurfette: preach
Furball: preach
What Does The Fox Say?: What have I gotten myself into?
Lady Dictator: you willingly threw yourself under the bus
Furball: a rainbow bus
Lady Dictator: why rainbow?
Furball: if I have to die under something, let it be a rainbow bus
Furball: not some weird villain that has a weird name and looks weird
Lady Dictator: fair point
What Does The Fox Say?: You wrote 'weird' three times.
Furball: and?
What Does The Fox Say?: You do realise there are other words to express yourself with?
Smurfette: ew, grammar
Furball: AND???
Furball: you have a problem?
Furball: you wanna fight?
Furball: name the place!
What Does The Fox Say?: I'm literally next to you dumbass.
Smurfette: oooh he's swearing!
Smurfette: babe, did I ever tell you your swearing does things to me?
Lady Dictator: TMI
Lady Dictator: I didn't want to read that
Smurfette: too late
Lady Dictator: Kitsune promise me you'll keep pda under control
Lady Dictator: and I won't see 'two superheroes caught making out' on the news
What Does The Fox Say?: I will make no such promises.