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[Unknown Contact]
[abbaunofficial] hey
[hotbitch] what’s up? it’s like 2am lol.
[abbaunofficial] yeah couldn’t sleep
[hotbitch] u ok?
[hotbitch] like is something on ur mind or just restless?
[abbaunofficial] yeah ig
[hotbitch] ? which one?
[abbaunofficial] shit lol sorry
[abbaunofficial] ig yeah ive got a bunch on my mind
[abbaunofficial] it’s stupid
[abbaunofficial] sorry this is weird idek why i texted
[hotbitch] nonononono!
[hotbitch] you don’t have to apologize for shit!
[hotbitch] u wanna tell me what’s on ur mind since i’m a stranger who literally will not affect you or do u want to take ur mind off of it?
[abbaunofficial] stop ur so sweet
[abbaunofficial] the second one
[hotbitch] 🤪 okie dokie!
[abbaunofficial] PFFT U ARE A MIDDLE AGED MAN
[hotbitch] TAKE THAT BACK!
[hotbitch] I AM NOT! ILL PROVE IT!
[abbaunofficial] how
[hotbitch] INTERROGATE ME OR SOME SHIT ISTG IM NOT!
[abbaunofficial] ok ok ok
[abbaunofficial] favourite band
[hotbitch] ok ik it’s basic asl but idc because it’s one of my three personality traits: one direction.
[hotbitch] and i realize that it sounds like a creepy old dude might just say that to pretend to be a teenaged (girl? idek mate i’m having a proper full on gender crisis.)but literally quiz me
[abbaunofficial] they’re cool but way too mainstream for me
[abbaunofficial] umm what’s harry styles’ kid’s name
[hotbitch] did u pick harry cuz he’s the only one uve heard of? smh fake ass bitches.
[hotbitch] HARRY DOESNT HAVE A CHILD NUMBNUTS!!
[hotbitch] LOU HAS FREDDIE, LIAM HAS BEAR, AND ZAYN HAS KHAI, BUT HAZZA DOESNT HAVE A KID
[abbaunofficial] lol ok i believe u
[abbaunofficial] and sorry i’m not a basic bitch smh
[hotbitch] excuse u i’m a hot bitch, not a basic bitch.
[hotbitch] i bet you’re the bitch who prides herself in having a really different niche music taste and gets upset when her favourite song starts trending. 🙄🙄
[abbaunofficial] and???
[hotbitch] 😱 is that PUNCTUATION i see from abbaunofficial?
[abbaunofficial] JUST FOR EMPHASIS
[abbaunofficial] and i feel like referring to each other by our usernames would be weird cuz mine is long and urs is similar to my best mate’s
[hotbitch] oh sorry
[abbaunofficial] bestie don’t apologize i was just gonna suggest nicknames
[hotbitch] OOO I LIKE THAT IDEA
[hotbitch] urs is ✨ pretentious douchebag ✨
[abbaunofficial] SORRY MY PRADAS AT THE CLEANERS
[abbaunofficial] but stfu i’m not pretentious that’s homophobic
[hotbitch] 🧍🏿i’m fucking gay you twat.
[abbaunofficial] ugh ur no fun
[abbaunofficial] but frfr how should we pick the nicknames
[hotbitch] we can do like 20 questions style getting to know each other and then like use our knowledge.
[abbaunofficial] i love that
[abbaunofficial] but 20 is a lot i don’t have that much fucking patience
[abbaunofficial] how about 5
[hotbitch] lol ok but u go first i can’t think of one yet.
[abbaunofficial] well this says a lot abt a person so do u have siblings how many and where do u fall in age order
[hotbitch] 1 older brother, 1 older sister, (me,) 1 younger brother. hbu?
[abbaunofficial] oo middle child ok good i can be the attention whore of the pair
[abbaunofficial] i’ve got 2 older brothers
[abbaunofficial] the younger one is chill (pretty sure he’s a lil fruity) but the older one is homophobic
[abbaunofficial] and not like me joking kind but like frfr
[hotbitch] shit i’m sorry that rly sucks. my siblings don’t know yet but i think my sister suspects. she straight but her bf’s trans so she’s def an ally so i’d be comfortable coming out to her.
[abbaunofficial] sorry if this is forward but is there a reason u haven’t
[abbaunofficial] like i’ve just been out since forever like i’ve always been a raging lesbian
[hotbitch] idk i feel like it’s just not something i feel the need to share yet? like maybe if i meet someone who’s not a guy and really like them then i’ll tell my parents and then my siblings will find out but like i don’t wanna tell my siblings before my parents so they don’t have to bear the weight of my secret and worry about outing me, yk?
[abbaunofficial] yeah yeah that makes sense
[abbaunofficial] does it feel like a burden to u tho
[abbaunofficial] do any irl ppl know
[hotbitch] oh yeah all my friends know and idgaf if anyone else finds out, it’s really just the parents that feel different. it’s not like a burden rly but it is a part of myself i don’t wanna share with them yet.
[hotbitch] cuz like first of all it’s weird to tell ur parents who you fancy and second i don’t want them to get weird around me.
[abbaunofficial] yeah my parents have always hated that i’m gay
[abbaunofficial] they’re still hoping i’ll find the right guy
[abbaunofficial] like mum i literally professed my undying love to elizabeth swann at the ripe age of six
[hotbitch] GOD I LOVE KEIRE KMIFHTLY!
[hotbitch] MY AXYUAL WIFE! 😭😭😭
[abbaunofficial] ah yes
[abbaunofficial] keire kmifhtly
[hotbitch] SHUT UP WHOS THE HOMOPHOBIC ONE NOW?
[abbaunofficial] haha fair
[abbaunofficial] lol ik i said 5 questions but i’m lowkey getting tired now
[abbaunofficial] thank you so much for staying up and taking my mind off my bs
[abbaunofficial] but i have ur nickname
[hotbitch] i’m so glad i could help!
[hotbitch] and i’m intrigued. 👀👀
[abbaunofficial] drum roll pls
[hotbitch] 🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁🥁
[abbaunofficial] pascy
[hotbitch] tf?
[abbaunofficial] P - passionate A - about S - seggsy C -celebrities (1d & good ol keire kmifhtly) Y - just to make it sound cuter
[hotbitch] okay fair. yk what i kinda like it.
[hotbitch] for u i wasn’t sure so i was gonna go with flame cuz u remind me of fire but u gave me a better idea.
[hotbitch] bab.
[hotbitch] because it has an endearing ring and u are such a B - bad A - arse B - bitch which is why i know u can handle whatever shite is keeping u up rn. but, u are allowed to feel, so feel free to text me anytime u need.
[hotbitch] i’ll be ur unqualified internet therapist
[hotbitch] u awake?
[abbaunofficial] sorry yeah
[abbaunofficial] fuck you
[abbaunofficial] ur so sweet u made me cry
[abbaunofficial] and crying is so not punk rock
**abbaunofficial changed the chat name to “20 Q Therapy”**
[abbaunofficial] but thank you it means a lot
[hotbitch] nah crying is totally punk rock.
[hotbitch] running mascara is bad ass and emotions are the punkest of rocks.
[hotbitch] good night, bab.
[abbaunofficial] gn love
[Know-It-Alls]
[hotbitch] SHE CALLED ME LOVE!!
[gingertaylor] The wrong number?
[notromulus] no
[notromulus] ur mum
[hotbitch] AAAAAAAAAA