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It was an unseasonably warm June and the heat was making the city even more unhinged than usual, Susan mused grimly on her way to school.
“Hullo m'am!” Arnold Sideways waved at her from the next street corner. “Papes again? Or wouldja like one of 'em...,” he attempted to wink at her and failed horrifically, “jeegsahs?”
Susan sighed. “No, thank you.”
She wished that Ankh-Morpork had caught some boring epidemic*, but no - it had to be a suspicious, likely magic-induced puzzle fever. With her luck, she would need to get involved. And just when she almost caught up with grading!