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Today is the day! Wenclair Weekly promots are here. This took months of planning and research. We went on a journey to figure out the best way to approach this. We talked to the leading scientist in their field, and all they had to ask was, "What's a Wenclair?"

So, we continued our search through the umbral plains, far and wide, searching the globe for what would be the best prompts? We even went to Mordor, the locals called it Ohio, but we knew better. They had to be simple, fun, and like a stoner building his sub at Subway, the possibilities needed to be endless.

We even turned to the stars of the show! But all Jenna had to say was, "How did you get into my house? I'm calling the police." Which was a bit rude if you ask me. Never meet your hero's kids! After that and a lengthy court case that followed, we felt defeated and decided the best attack plan would be to return to the drawing board. After weeks of putting letters together to try and form words, we had all but given up. Tensions were high, arguments had been almost hourly. Finally, in my sleep-deprived state, I passed out and it came to me, in a dream it was simple, an easy pick.

Finally, after waking up in a cold sweat and my pants missing, I ran to the rest of the mods and presented a list of prompts. There were whispers and nods and we all agreed they were perfect.