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The arrow is tipped, magic flickering so violently around it Grian can’t quite make out its color. It’s so highly enchanted it’s hard to even look at, each facet of its head phasing in and out of existence and shifting from grey to blue to purple — Grian has to look away, blinking black spots out of his vision.
It’s being used on him…healing? Regen? No, wrong color for both. What else could it be, though, in a scene designed around him not doing the work—
Oh.
Doc and Ren want a monopoly on deepslate. Grian needs some convincing.
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“Don’t leave me hanging, X! What is it?”
“The server’s been made public.”
“What?”
The crackling from Scar’s communicator intensifies as Xisuma draws a sharp breath. “The server’s been made public by some unholy miracle, which means we might have some…….unexpected guests.”
When the security measures of Hermitcraft are breached briefly before the start of season 8, lines are drawn and distrust is sowed among the hermits. As more glitches begin appearing across the server, Xisuma, Mumbo, Grian, Doc and many more find themselves drawn into a problem beyond their comprehension. And what's that about a new hermit?
Or: a parody of your average Hermitcraft Watcher fic, but without a central villain.
After some serious thought and replanning of the original draft, I've decided to repost this fic, with some minor repairs to less consistent parts of the story and a better upload schedule. Posting schedule is the same as the original, hopefully a bit more consistent this time.
And, if you're enjoying this fic, consider leaving a comment? Feedback is always welcome and appreciated, and I'd be more than happy to take in suggestions to improve the storyline. Enjoy!
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He's being smouldered alive by the sun, but at least there's someone there to knock some sense into him.
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Mumbo Demon Bêtes belongs to a family of cannibal cultists. Widely feared across millions of servers, His friends know him as quiet, shy "Mumbo Jumbo," the ones who fear him know him as the terrifying "Demon, heir of the Bêtes."
Blending in with the hermits, he finds a gorgeous boy, he's fallen hard for.He is completely obsessed with Grian, his angel.
He will prove himself to his angel, prove his worth. No one else matters. No one can get in his way.
Mumbo will do anything for his angel.
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Evil X wasn't desperate for diamonds. He wasn't.
But starting new in a developed world put him at a disadvantage if he didn't want to keep stealing and risk another ban. And Keralis kept trying to talk him into something that he was sure he didn't want to think about yet. Maybe. Probably not.So when Etho offers him a chance to make some easy diamonds for a bit of a show where he doesn't have to see the Hermits watching, it's easier to agree to. He likes the ropes, and Etho promised to let him get off, so it should be a win-win.
But Etho's also hiding a smirk beneath that mask, so there might be a twist somewhere.Series
- Part 12 of HermitCraft Season7 Smut fics
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Doc has problems, everyone knows that, but he has this reoccurring problem. Every 2 months, for 3 days. Doc goes into heat.
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Can’t believe your such a bitch. by orphan_account
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
04 Mar 2021
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Dream and Technoblade get up to a few things.
I do not ship the persona or CC’s, if you found this you were looking for it considering the tags.
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SnapShot 3.1 - Control by RavensEmbers (Shadowfire_RavenPheonix), Shadowfire_RavenPheonix
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Hermitcraft
30 Dec 2020
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“O’course all of this said, don’t go making any wrong assumptions here, Impulse and Tango were both probably pretty riled up on the other side of things as well, it's just that they have a mate to go back to and their instinct would always prefer him to a random omega. All the same, I have no doubt Zedaph is in for one helluvan afternoon shag if I’m any judge.” as he spoke Xisuma could see the wheels in Grian’s head turning, and had a pretty good idea where the next question was headed.
“Wait, wait, wait. Hold up. Tango and Zed and Impulse. They all have a thing together… but how does that work?!~A~A~O~
well... this would be how >:^3Series
- Part 3 of The BT-Omegaverse SnapShots
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TEA agents Xisuma and Biffa are making their rounds of base inspections. In the process of checking up on the progress of Etho’s base, they find the tiny tea room he’d added. The trap is sprung, they survive the waterlogged-TNT, and what better way to celebrate than to sample the “tea” he left them?
Except most of the server believed them both to be betas, and the home-brewed "potion of horny" shouldn't have triggered anything more than an inconvenient arousal.
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from VexTimes: Going by the same principle of Mumbo’s spoon counter, Xisuma’s derp counter turns him into a himbo, a derp. Only for a few hours, of course. Plenty of time for someone to find him (because you know these hermits need their super smart admin to help them with something), realize that Xisuma isn’t his usual self, and for them to fall for his dumb sex-crazed actions. X has no decency and just wants to be fucked, and will grind up at anyone who comes near him.
He can’t help the hermits with admin duties while he is like this, so usually they will just indulge him, stay with him until the derpness wears off, de-stressing themselves a bit as well. -
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When Xisuma works too hard, EvilXisuma has to take him to task.
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- Part 1 of One and the Same
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I'll find a way by darksquall
Fandoms: Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy VIII, Final Fantasy VII
15 Dec 2019
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Cloud has a habit of wandering off and Leon never knows when he's going to come back.
Just a moody sometime around KH2 ficlet of Leon and Cloud and sex.