Professional at Sitting Still, Plotting Everything
Bio
Just a humble toad who happens to think two moves ahead. I blend in, stay quiet, and then leap when no one expects it. People mistake me for slow, but I’m really just conserving energy for bigger schemes. Master of awkward timing, collector of small victories, and occasional philosopher of muddy ponds. If you’re looking for someone ordinary — I’m not it. If you’re looking for someone oddly strategic — you’ve found your toad.

