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Bio

Hello, it's me; Dental Crowbar.
Sometimes I read. I eat dead doves and five star meals.
My goal in life is to enter the sun and become a glam rocker.
One time I walked into a lamppost because a cute person smiled at me.

 

I don't know, maybe I'll post something someday, too, we'll see.
Update, 26/11 2020:
Yeah, fuckit bruh letsdothis shiiit
update, 20/6 2021:
Deleted the entire thing because my life is a mess. might rework it.