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Emily. Lesbian.
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I was eating a biscuit the other day.
And I suddenly thought "Fuck this biscuit." You know.
I don't want a bourbon cream.
Fuck you you crunchy fucking cream filled prick.
Fuck off back to your biscuit tea.
And then I thought "What am I doing." You know.
What have I become?
Who do I think I am?
Who the fuck am I looking at?
Do I fucking want some?
And I kick the shit out of myself right there in the kitchen.