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this is not the way to realize what you wanted by badskeletonpuns
Fandoms: The Penumbra Podcast
02 May 2017
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"When he kisses Nureyev, he tastes like blood and alcohol.
On second thought, that’s probably Juno’s fault. As Nureyev pulls away, his eyes are half-shut and his lipstick smudged. “You’re a natural, Juno,” he murmurs, like they haven’t played this record before. Like they’ve only ever kissed the once, and Juno can’t stand to remember how it felt to be alone in his apartment after that kiss so he pulls Nureyev down into another embrace.
After all, if the two of them going to convince this tracker that they’re in love, they’re going to need to practice."The post-The Final Resting Place Jupeter fake dating au you all knew you needed. Ft. kissing, embarrassing amounts of feelings, and our heroes pretending that they don't have all those embarrassing feelings.
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12 Nov 2019
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Juno Steel is dead.
He stays with Buddy, he starts his new life of crime, and he lets everyone in Hyperion City assume he died in that desert next to Pilot and the Piranha. It's better this way.
But he just can't resist going to his own funeral.Juno Steel is dead.
Peter hears it on the news mid-interstellar journey. He handles it. Not well, but he handles it.
Once he comes to terms with the detective's death, there's only one thing left to do: pay his respects.- Language:
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11 Nov 2019
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then, love, for pity's sake
Peter Nureyev makes a return visit to Mars.
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10 Nov 2019
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Peter has to coach Juno through some very delicate work, and he uses his gentlest dom voice to do it. AKA Juno gets turned on by being told what to do.
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10 Nov 2019
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05 Nov 2019
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When a disgraced Dark Matters agent dies while investigating a series of musical instrument thefts, Sasha brings Juno to a boutique musical retreat try to find answers. Without Dark Matters's official support, it's just Sasha and Juno investigating on the scenic floating pleasure palace hovering over Mars. It's everything Juno hates: luxury, rich people, talking about his feelings, and, oh yeah, coming face to face with his own history in the form of a certain thief...of his heart.
And a murderer. The murderer part's all right.
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18 Oct 2019
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Where do you go in Hyperion City when you need a quick lesson in magical thinking?
If you held a gun to his head, Juno Steel would be more likely to spit a snarky one-liner than call himself a witch, but there's no running from the truth in his blood. This "other investigator," the one who's been haunting Juno since his latest case, doesn't call himself anything at all—and that's the problem.
In which Juno is a reluctant occult detective, Peter needs a job done, and Benzaiten has nothing better to do with his afterlife than sit back and enjoy the show.
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12 Oct 2019
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it's not a secret (why do you keep it?) by audenrain
Fandoms: The Adventure Zone (Podcast)
08 May 2017
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Lup was in her swimsuit, dripping wet, her golden hair curling in darkened tendrils over her shoulders. There was one particular droplet that seemed to be catching the sun like a diamond, inching down her thigh. Lucretia blinked hard and focused back down on the open pages of her journal.
A vignette from the year of the beach world.
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16 Jun 2019
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Hot and sweet, one of my favorite ships.
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Taako texts a wrong number. Kravitz responds. Everyone else is confused, but they're going with it.
(6:32) so we have moved from strangling to murder
(6:39) This is… still the wrong number.
(6:41) i know i’m crowdsourcing ideas. quick, best way to hide an extremely tiny body?- Language:
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06 Jun 2019
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As someone who doesn't really read a lot of modern AUs, aw man this is so adorable, and delightful, and funny, I could barely put it down.