Fools_Lair
The Beast That Bites
Bio
Evening, dear friend. Lovely to meet you. Watch out for the fire and brimstone it just came in last week. Adds to the overall vibe of the place. You can take a look around but not much to see outside of gender crises and gay yearning. Hm? Oh, him? That’s Don. Yes, he is an eldritch horror. What’s he doing there? Oh, he guards the secrets. What secrets? Are you trying to get him fired? What the hells the matter with you? If I tell you what the secrets are then what is he gonna guard?? Whatever it’s fine. Just forget about it. Sorry for bothering you Don, you’re doing great sweetie :). Anyways, stay as long as you like. You’re always welcome in the lair. And as always, we’re here, we’re queer, and we’re full of fear. I need a drink.