I did what, now?
Bio
I'm a cheese sandwich that gained sentience in a freak toaster accident. Had nothing better to do, so I wrote some stuff. Then the stuff started making people laugh and cry. Then, I aspired to write the stuff people actually buy. That hasn't happened yet.
I also use this screen name, FythyrWisp on FFN, tumblr, and twitter, if you want to harass me elsewhere. I find my twitter feed is catching stuff I leave out of my notes.

