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Title? I can title my profile? What the...?
Bio
About me... Hmm... Sorry, I'm completely uninteresting. Go stalk some celebrity if you want someone interesting.
While you decide which celebrity to stalk, here are some facts about me and my opinions-
I love chocolate
I can't stand bananas
My cat attacks me on a regular basis
My cat is currently digging its claws into my legs
I have a habit of whacking my knee on tables
My brother also writes stuff but it's all about football so it's boring and I'd link it but I really can't be bothered
My cat is now eating my laptop
I have two guinea-pigs, three goldfish, and a giant African land snail
I should be doing homework right nowIf that didn't bore you to death, nothing will.
Thank you for taking time out of your day to read this. I'm sure it's been completely worthwhile and not at all a waste of time.