Iama3patchproblem
Here's proof that I'm a IRL 3 Patch Problem: I've heard the words "Calm down!" more than I've heard my own name. Just so you know.
Bio
"About me? Well, I can't imagine there is anything that you'd want to know."
(I blush sweetly. I bet you wish to know how I can do that at will)."There's not really much to tell. Oh, here's something! I stayed up all night to watch #indyref until the concession. The dolts at work were singularly unimpressed with the gravity of the event. What else, what else? I am a mammal, bipedal, right handed and in the opinion of most people I unfortunately am forced to interact with, wrong thinking. I dislike most tints and shades of blue unless it's Tardis, prefer to think of being up "very late" to it being "very early", and am fluent in Sarcasm."
(an easy pause and a long pull at the cocktail in front of me)"Now that's a bit about me. Tell me about who you are, why you think you are and why you're reading all of this. Go on darling, fascinate me."