Friendly Neighborhood Poltergeist
Bio
Yes, I am indeed under your bed. But you won't see me if you check because I am there in "spirit form". Therefore there is no other way to get rid of me other than to give me attention. Even if I am not visible to you, greet me good morning, talk to me and read me stories. Sing me songs no matter how tone-deaf you may be. And if you are mute or deaf, then simply check on me every now and then. You thought I was going to be creepy? No, instead I will give you the the blessing of having a friend even if you know I'm not real.
-Koffee

