Archive of Our Own ^beta

Bio

I write a lot of crack. Not all of it is posted here. Thats a good thing. I try to keep it as canon compliant/compatible/complicit as possible because I like oxymorons.

Sometimes I start writing crack and then cry because the story got sad all by itself. Characters be charactering.

There are a few serious stories in the work that will probably never see the light of day but I might yeet them here against my better judgement.

I have a partner in crime that feeds me. Happily so. Also twin boys who have just started school. What is this free time thing I haven’t had in years? What do I do with it?

I also have no idea what I am doing.