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Bio

Designated Subject Name: "Parade"
Age: Adult
Pronouns: Any
Description:
- A sentient blob of...sweetener??

- About as big as the palm of a human hand.

- Usually found on top of a drink of some kind. (Note: Its body seems to change depending on the contents of the drink, whether it is its form or the substance it's made out of.)

- Parade's main stages consists of: working on contents within books and/or electronic devices that he always has nearby, "consume" food that pairs with previously mentioned drink, or is in "rest".

Notes:
How does she consume meals despite being completely made of sweetener? What do the content of its work contai- they are looking at me. Why are they looking at me? Oh no he got out of his glass. OH NO SHE IS SCURRYING OVE

Addendum:
"The researcher that was assigned to observe and study "Subject: Parade" has been put on leave due to the subject going on a long conversation with said researcher for XX hours. The researcher has since developed an intense interest on the topic that the two discussed during that timeframe and has yet recovered. Until then, all research/testing into the subject has been put on indefinite hold."