Bio

Do NOT feed my work into any kind of Generative AI or Large Learning Model (LLM). Learn patience for fuck’s sake, bitch, I’ll scratch out your eyes.

Debunking Frequent Misconceptions
Author is female.
’fraid not! I’m an old queen! That is to say, I’m a gay man Of A Certain Age. Idk why people assume I’m everything from a cis woman to a closeted transwoman but I have never been either of those things and never will be. Shockingly, authors can write characters of genders they aren’t!
Author is young, self-conscious
Also wrong! I’ve been writing smut for twenty years now, it’s comical to assume I’m ashamed of it. Do not mistake my anonymity online for shame.
Author believes in Number Go Up being the same as reviews
No. Kudos mean nothing to me. I literally do not see them because of how my brain skips over any and all numbers without paying attention to them. If you want to show your appreciation please speak to me with words. If I didn’t want people to talk to me I wouldn’t bother to share these stories at all!
Author is a vending machine and will take requests
No. If you are someone who reviews every single thing I post with thoughtful, engaging reviews, you may have earned the privilege of sharing your thoughts of what you hope for or imaginings inspired by what you just read; or again I may put up author notes inviting readers to give their own ideas on certain fics—but even if you see one of those, do not assume it is blanket permission to make actual requests.
Statement on transformative works below. NONE OF THIS INCLUDES GENERATIVE AI.
Podfics, Translations, Fanart, Fanbinding, Fanfic, Other
Yes if you: use the “Inspired by” link on AO3.
Fanbinding
Yes if you: share your typeset file with others, don't sell it, & put my AO3 somewhere.