ShitMouth
Bio
Hi, my name is Shitmouth, and I'm a fictional character from the Asoiaf universe. Yeah, one of the bad guys, so watch out: I'm dangerous.
Sometimes, whenever I'm not followin' the ser around killin' and rapin' Riverland farmers I spend some of my spare time on this site. Yeah, I know how to read and how to write, so suck it, riverlanders; here in the Westerlands, even us poor folks are literate.
What, I'm a liar, you say? I'm not real? Cut the crap, you haven't come to this place looking for real stories, so stop reading my profile and go read some fics.