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I'm cuckoo for BBC Sherlock fics, which I read more than write. I'm going to try to rectify this. It's difficult for someone who spent grammar lessons staring outside, drawing dramatic heroines or passing notes to friends.

I love Royal Haeger, solitude, true crime, people not bugging me about stupid shit, dogs, my husband, stories about water intoxication, spontaneous combustion, La Brea Tar Pits, cousins that marry, esp. ones that post on cousin loving sites poems that subliminally imply getting off on the taboo is their main attraction, finding money on the street, sidewalk & parking lots, weirdos, knitting, total strangers saying something witty/funny to me, house rabbits, bubble gum charms, Jack Chick booklets, reading and other people telling me their own embarrassing and/or funny personal stories.