SlothCoven
Where Teh Twinkies
Bio
All right, time to get started!
When I was a kid, everyone told me I had a weird and wild imagination. Someone suggested that I put it to good use and paint some works. Well, painting and drawing and sketching is fun and all, but I also love writing. I dunno, it's just something fun, and you can do anything with words! There's a twist though: I love all these things, but I really want to be an archeologist!
All right, so you're probably thinking 'Dude, pointless! I don't care what you wanna be and archeology sucks because all you do is sit and take notes and stuff.'
Well, I don't care and, seeing as I'm going to rule the world someday, your argument is invalid.
All right, no, seriously, my stories are all comedy/horror/adventure/action. Comedy is the spice of life (congratulations, you just won the award of clicheness!), Horror is just flat out awesome, Adventure is awesome, and Action is awesome.
So, yeah, that's it, I think. If you've read this bio-thing this far, then you must be enjoying something about it. Why not check out one of my stories and see if you find it interesting, too?
By the way: I love turtles, camels, cats, giraffes, and Get Smart, so don't be surprised if you see some references there!